Welcome to naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/, the kind of site name that sounds like some artsy fartsy cunt tried to turn jerking off into a literary experience! I’m in a decent fucking mood, so let’s ride with it!
First thing I see is some thick Thai slut tatted up like a prison wall. She's got more ink on her than I’ve got pubes, and that’s saying something. That bitch alone’s enough to keep my cock interested, so let’s not waste time. I'm gonna shit on what deserves it, but if something gets my dick twitching, I'll throw a little praise its way too. Vamos!
Looking good and crisp
I like my porn sites to look like they give a fuck and naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ does. The logo's big as balls, with a giant camera and xxx slapped on it like it’s proud to be a whorehouse. That brown and orange color scheme looks like a slutty Thai chick with sweet tanlines grinding on a beach towel. Whole thing’s got that sweaty feel I can get behind.
Right under that cool logo is some artsy collage bullshit. I don’t fully get it and I honestly don’t care. If I wanted art, I’d go stare at tits in an art museum. What matters is the site’s got Thai sluts and blog posts about ‘em. I’m here to beat my meat to cheap Thai cunt, and if the site delivers that, we’re cool.
The thing that confuses me is the Videos 21K part. Yeah, that info is just slapped on the homepage along with the stats like pornstar collection 2.7K. I need to fucking see what that shit is all about. Maybe naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ will turn out to be way more than a pile of dirty words and I sure hope so. Let's move on.
Checking out the latest blog first
Yup, I'm gonna focus on that inked slut first. I need to see how naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ behaves once I start penetrating like a jackhammer. Before I even click on it, I see tags like 4K, Asian and big ass, as well as the short video description where the site explains that the fucking happens on a massage table. I guess that nothing says Thai porn better than a sloppy rubdown that ends with a cock in the mouth and cum dripping off her chin.
I smash that thumbnail, and naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ throws me onto what looks like a preview page. I spot the download button staring at me like it’s begging to be clicked, but fuck that for now. I wanna see the goods first.
There’s a picture collage showing off the action, and it’s clear as goddamn day this bitch is a thick MILF who lives to gag on dicks and stretch her cunt wide open. It's always nice when you know what you are getting yourself into before you commit or download something. All good.
You get a list of download links
The site shows where the video comes from and you have a couple of download options. You know, shit like 1080p.MP4, 2160p.MP4 and SD.MP4. That 2160p file is one big motherfucker with over 7 goddamn gigs of Thai cunt getting stretched wide and stuffed full of dick. Yeah, all that’s pretty standard porn site shit.
You click the format your cock’s craving and naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ tosses your filthy ass over to some keep2share site. Just so you know, you can download for free, but unless you’ve got all fucking day to wait around with your limp dick in your hand, it’s a pain in the ass. You'll need 44 slow minutes just to grab one goddamn video sample.
If you wanna skip the bullshit and bust your nut faster, then cough up some cash and get the premium shit. In that case, the download's done in under a minute, and your cock stays hard the whole time. Pick your poison, motherfucker! Wait like a broke bitch, or pay up and pump your dick full of high-def pussy in no time. I'll talk about the prices later.
667 Thai video samples so far
You don’t need to be some rocket science motherfucker to figure out that naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ is just one filthy little corner of the whole goddamn naughtyblog.org fuckhouse. Some of these sites are just too fucking massive to tear apart in one go. I like to really dig in deep, tongue the asshole, stroke every cock, and sniff around all the dirty little holes.
Just ‘cause I’m saying naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ has 667 videos doesn’t mean the whole site’s some small operation. That’s just one slutty stash out of a much bigger porn pile.
If I had to pull a wild guess outta my ass, I’d say naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ drops one fresh Thai fuckfest every week. One new clip of some Thai cunt getting dicked down every seven days or so. Works for me, motherfucker. Thai whores are a whole kink on their own, and I’d bet both my balls that the main site, naughtyblog.org itself, is jerking out updates on the daily. If you’ve been paying attention, then you know I love sites that stay busy as fuck.
The shit you will find here
I'm still talking about the latest stash. It shows that inked slut, but right under her, there's this skinny brunette bouncing on a fat dick till it dumps a hot load straight into her needy little cunt. Shit’s dripping, and I’m loving it. Below that is a goddamn gem starring that slutty May Thai bitch. Sounds interesting.
It kicks off with this clueless white boy showing up at May’s place to help her move some boxes. Instead of being thankful, the ungrateful little cunt starts bitching like a stuck-up whore. Then the dude finds this magic ring that freezes time. Yeah, no bullshit. If I had that motherfucking ring, I’d turn into a bald, pale Gollum too. My precious, but instead of guarding it, I’d be using it to freeze time and fuck bitches left and right.
The bastard freezes May’s rude cunt and goes to town. He pounds her stiff little body and fucking the attitude right out of her. That’s the kinda twisted porn you get on naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/, and I’m all for it. These vids are pro productions, with actual pornstars, proper plots, and camera angles that show what they are supposed to show. All goddamn good.
The most popular videos available
For some reason, the majority of the site's most recent videos are the most popular ones too, more or less. While snooping around, I see this bachelorette party video featuring Alexa Flexy, Lia Lin, May Thai, Alexis Crystal, and Megan Fiore. The only bad thing is that you have to scroll down the page and check the videos one by one. It's just that I have seen way cooler and simpler layouts that have made it easier to pick a porn video.
Oh shit, almost forgot to tell you about the fucking prices! Yeah yeah, you can jerk it for free with those snail-paced downloads, but if you want to nut fast, you gotta pay. The prices are as follows - $39.99 for one month, $32.04 for 90 days, and finally, $21.37 for 365 days. Just so you know, the prices are on a discount right now. Hurry the fuck up!
You keep the porn forever
Naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ is all about them tight Thai pussies. The files are ready to be downloaded. I say you hoard the stuff and replay it whenever the fuck you want. When you have a personal spank bank, you are the goddamn king of offline jerking. Sure, the layout’s a bit of a mess with all that scrolling, and the free download speed is slow as fuck, but who gives a flying fuck when the actual content is this good.
You get real porn here on naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/, with proper pornstars, good angles, good resolution and everything good. I saw a lot of that May Thai hoe, as well as a shitload of other talented whores getting stuffed in full HD and even 4K. The bitches are tight and exotic, just the way you like ‘em. Thai hoes got that freaky combo of cute faces, tight little bodies, and filthy mouths that love to slurp dick and act like they’re too innocent for what’s about to happen.
You can fucking download the video samples! That means your favorite clips are saved forever, so yeah, there’s some shit they could fix, but when it comes down to content, naughtyblog.org/tag/thai/ is fucking loaded. It gives you fresh updates, nasty scenes, pornstar lineups, and the ability to own every filthy second of it. That’s the kind of hardcore gift that keeps your balls drained!
