Every single site I review’s gotta smack me in the face with something filthy before I even bother. That’s just how my cock operates. Pornmd.com/c/thai pulled it off by slapping a thumbnail of a Thai waitress bitch with jizz dripping off her chin right at the top of the homepage. That gooey load glistening on her lips was the welcome mat, and my dick walked straight in. Give that slut a fucking raise! Now, let's see what else is there! Onwards with the review!
I think I've seen this shit before
I swear I’ve seen this damn layout before. Either the same setup or its ugly fucking cousin. That logo with a cross jammed in a heart looks like a goddamn hospital for sexually active priests. Like Jesus came back just to watch some porn and bless the loads. Hey, shitty logos stick around longer than most hard-ons! Pornmd.com/c/thai clearly knows trash leaves a mark.
Beyond that, it's your basic white background with a simple menu, and a wall of thumbnails just screaming for attention. Same old porn parade.
The site shows the most popular videos by default, and yeah, that waitress thing seems to be the hottest video on pornmd.com/c/thai right now. It comes with the HD tag, so yeah, that's the first thing I'm gonna stream here. Before I do, I want you to fucking understand that pornmd.com/c/thai is all about Thai chicks. You know, exotic chicks with Asian features and tight little cunts. All good. Now, let’s hit play and drown in pussy!
Bring it on
I click on the waitress masterpiece, and pornmd.com/c/thai redirects me to another site where I'm supposed to buy the clip. This is actually a trailer and I'm supposed to pay for the real deal. Damn, that’s what I get for letting my cock get too hopeful! Expectations are a fucking trap, and this shit just bitch-slapped mine straight into the gutter. I have a sense that pornmd.com/c/thai is one of those aggregator sites, but let me try another one just to be sure.
I click on this another thumbnail showing a Thai MILF getting banged from behind, and this time, I'm redirected to a tube site where I can stream the video for free. Now, it's fucking official! Pornmd.com/c/thai is an aggregator site. Basically, the site doesn’t host the actual porn. It just collects thumbnails and links from other places and throws them in your face. You click, it redirects, and you either land on a pay site or a free tube with the full spread.
I don't know whether that's a good or a bad thing. I guess that depends on how your dick feels about foreplay. If you want everything in one place, ready to stream and beat your meat without jumping sites, it’s kinda shit. If you’re cool with bouncing around the internet like a pinball, and don’t mind the occasional trailer tease, then this setup might work just fine. If you ask me, it's all fucking good.
226K videos and fucking counting
One of the biggest perks of these aggregator sites is that they are huge as fuck. They suck in content from all over the fucking internet like a black hole. As a result, you get thousands of clips, thumbnails, and links scraped from tube sites, pay sites, cam sites, and every other corner of the web.
These motherfuckers don’t host shit themselves, so they ain’t wasting time uploading videos or storing files. Instead, they just keep growing like a horny fungus. That’s why you can scroll for hours and never hit the bottom. Size matters here. Whoever says otherwise packs a micro dick. You get variety. You get quantity. You get every flavor of dick, tits, and ass imaginable. In this case, you get over 226K videos. Of course, the number continues to climb as we speak.
It's fucking pointless to talk about updating schedule and dates here. These sites do automatic updates and that means dozens of new videos for you every goddamn day. Also, it's kind of a problem to talk about the quality and the type of the content you get. You fucking get everything.
Sure, pornmd.com/c/thai is all about Thai chicks, but you don't have to be a freaking genius to figure out that pornmd.com/c/thai is only one stash belonging to this pornmd.com site. Damn, even the site's name sounds like some dick clinic where your cock gets a checkup and a blowjob, but fuck it, that’s off-topic right now!
Let's stream some more and play around
The waitress video I mentioned above is the most popular video of all time here on pornmd.com/c/thai. You can choose the most popular videos in the past 24 hours, past 2 days, past week, past month, and so on. I guess that's handy, and just so you know, that menu is on the left side of the homepage. All simple and obvious.
Next, you can choose the duration of the videos. It ranges from 1+ minute to 60+ minutes. I choose the 60+ minutes thing just to play around, and it turns out that pornmd.com/c/thai has around 980 videos that hit and exceed the one-hour mark. Not fucking bad. Just so you know, you can combine the filters.
Next, I choose the HD option and pornmd.com/c/thai shows 150K+ results. I sure didn't expect the number to be so high. Then I choose the 4K option in that same menu and pornmd.com/c/thai shows around 4K videos. Damn, this shit keeps getting better and better! Like the more you dig, the better it becomes.
Let me be real before I move on. Some of this shit’s gonna be locked behind a paywall. The longer and nastier the fuck, the higher the chance you’ll get cockblocked by a price tag. It’s just how these sites roll. Still, the deeper you dig, the dirtier and better it gets. This is one of those sites that grow on you.
4K cunts are all over this place
I stream this another Thai porn video, and it ends up being a free 4K masterpiece. I get redirected to this tube site that is absolutely filled with ads, but that's what happens when you do aggregator sites. I mean, it's not like you don't know how it goes.
What matters is that the 4K video shows this Thai hoe in yellow leggings and bright red shoes who impales her flawless cunt on a big dick. It looks like semi-pro porn, but the cunt is so fucking juicy and perfect that I don't mind. I don’t care if it was filmed on a toaster. My dick’s happy.
Before I move on to the conclusion, I want you to know that pornmd.com/c/thai shows the list of its sources in that filters menu I mentioned above. If you know anything about porn sites, and recognize the names of free sites, you could save yourself the trouble of clicking on a thumbnail only to find out that the flick is premium. Some of the websites mentioned in that list are 4wank, analvids, bangbros, blacked, eporner, and so on. Take your pick.
It's conclusion time
Yeah, there’s shit to bitch about. The goddamn redirects can be annoying. You click a thumbnail and either land on a freebie or get slapped in the face with a paywall. You might end up on one of those tube sites that bug you with ads and shit.
I mean, it's not the end of the goddamn world! I review tube sites all the time, and you fucks wank off to free porn way more than you are willing to admit! It's that pornmd.com/c/thai doesn't host its shit. It redirects you to other page. From that point on, it all depends on the site you end up on. It's that simple.
If you ask me, porn is supposed to be big, loud, dirty, and stupid simple. It’s not fucking brain surgery! It’s cock meets cunt, load gets blown, end of story. That’s exactly what pornmd.com/c/thai delivers. It’s massive. It’s filthy. It throws thousands of Thai pussy vids in your face. You just pick what you want. You don’t have to dig through menus or register or pretend you care about plotlines. You show up with your dick out and they shove you in the direction of free and not-free action.
So yeah, it’s got flaws. It’s messy. It’s not perfect, but it works. It gets your dick hard and your balls empty, and sometimes that’s all the fuck you need. Check pornmd.com/c/thai out and thank me later! Case fucking closed!
