Feelin’ horny and in a good mood today, so I figured why not take porn.com/thai-porn for a nasty little spin. I slam open the site and right there in the About Us section, it’s spitting out poetic crap like Hailing from the Kingdom of Thailand, formerly known as Siam…blah blah blah. The land of smiles, food, nightlife, and, let’s be honest, pussy that'll make your goddamn eyes roll back.
Look, I always say, if a Thai babe tells you she’s a squirter, don’t just nod like a dumbass. Duck and fucking cover, ‘cause next thing you know, you're catching a tsunami of cock juice right in the goddamn face. Hey, I’ll save that sticky tale for another time. Right now, let’s rip into what porn.com/thai-porn is really packing in its pants!
Some sites got a dick too big for one hand
If you take a good, hard look at the porn.com/thai-porn link, you'll realize that I review this damn site section by section. I have to do that shit sometimes. I mean, some sites are damn too big to be tackled in whole in just one review, and if there's one thing I hate, it's half-assing my reviews. The porn.com/thai-porn stash is way bigger than some full websites, so I'm giving it justice.
To be precise, porn.com/thai-porn has 156,277 videos. I hope now you fucking get it why I chose to do this shit one section at the time! On top of that, porn.com looks good and huge in general with its list of categories, a simple layout, black background and hot thumbnails.
The site's favicon shows this gold medal but I say only one medal counts around here, my stamp of approval. That's THE badge of honor in the XXX universe, so let’s stop judging and start stroking! Time to see if porn.com/thai-porn can make this motherfucker bust.
Maybe I should just start streaming
Yup, the only goddamn way to see if porn.com/thai-porn is worth a single fucking nut is to stream some filthy shit. Thumbnails don’t give you jack, but one of ‘em’s clearly shows a Thai slut sandwich getting filled by two hard cocks. That’s a threesome, baby, and it runs for about 15 minutes. Good enough to see if this site can make my dick hard or if it’s just another waste of bandwidth.
I click on the motherfucker, and porn.com/thai-porn doesn’t play shit right there. Instead, it kicks my ass over to some other site that’s actually hosting the video. That’s right, this bitch just redirected me to where the real action happens.
That means porn.com/thai-porn ain’t the one keeping these vids on their own goddamn servers. Sites like this are called aggregators. They just collect a fuckload of porn from all over the goddamn internet and slap it on one page so horny bastards like us don’t have to go digging through 50 sites just to find a Thai chick choking on cock.
The good shit news is you get variety, speed, and a metric fuckton of videos without the site needing to host a single gig of smut. Easy access. The bad news is you don’t really know where the fuck you're landing. Sometimes you get tossed onto some tube with shitty resolution. Plus, if the hosting site pulls down a video, porn.com can’t do fuck-all about it. It’s like jerking off with someone else’s dick. You got no control over the stroke. Moving on.
Sure I streamed the video
If you actually thought that the fact porn.com/thai-porn is just some goddamn aggregator site was gonna stop me from streaming that Thai threesome, then you clearly don’t know what motherfucking savage you’re dealing with!
Had to wait 5 goddamn seconds for some ad bullshit to fuck off, yeah, yeah, typical cockblock, but once that crap was gone, shit was clean. The Thai babes were smoking hot, taking turns riding this muscular motherfucker who had the stamina to keep both those tight little cunts bouncing in standing position like some porn gym champ.
Their faces were blurred. Censored bullshit, and that’s the usual drill with a lot of Asian smut, but the resolution was crisp as fuck. It screamed amateur thanks to that one static camera angle the whole time, but honestly, that just made it dirtier. It simply looks like real goddamn fucking with two hungry pussies and one lucky cock. No complaints. My dick’s happy. Moving the fuck on.
Back to the homepage
I've already fucking told you that porn.com/thai-porn is an aggregator site. Among other things, it means that its collection of porn is anything but definable. I mean, I can't tell you what to expect from porn.com/thai-porn and what not to expect. It's a mixed bag of dicks, but at least we all know that it's all about Thai chicks and cunts.
Sure, this could be the part where I jerk you off with some poetic bullshit about Thai pussy, you know, tight, soft, exotic, blah blah blah, but fuck that. I’m not here to fluff your balls or pad word counts like some half-ass blogger trying to sound deep while talking about clits. I passed that phase the moment I stopped giving a shit about literary masturbation.
To help you understand what porn.com/thai-porn is all about, I'm gonna tell you about the longest and the shortest video on the first page. The longest one shows this Thai chick in a bikini and black stockings and she gets absolutely destroyed by this huge dick. Standard fucking in all positions, with a lot of semen all over the hoe's body. You know, shit you usually see in porn videos. This time it's long and the quality of the video is superb.
The shortest video shows this chubby Thai MILF giving a blowjob to a guy in what looks like a goddamn jungle swamp. Yeah, this bitch is on her knees in the mud, slurping this dude’s dick. All I could think was do Thai jungles have snakes, or my dick would be the biggest thing slithering in that nasty water? When a blowjob scene makes your brain wander off to National Geographic shit, it ain’t exactly jerkoff gold. That's porn.com/thai-porn for ya. You get a little bit of everything.
It's all fucking free
I got so damn carried away with that swamp blowjob that I almost forgot to fucking mention porn.com/thai-porn is free. Yeah, that motherfucker. Talking about it is a slippery slope ‘cause, let’s be real, some of those links might just get your horny ass straight to a premium site. If that happens, tough shit, you just got unlucky. Most of the time, though, the vids on porn.com/thai-porn are totally free.
Ain’t got shit to say about ads, streaming quality, or user experience either. That ain’t porn.com/thai-porn’s fucking problem. They’re just tossing links and where you land is where you stroke.
In total, you are looking at around 12.8 million videos. I talk about the entire porn.com site. You could jack off every day till your dick falls off, and you still wouldn’t run out before this planet turns into a scorched asshole in space. Yeah, it’s an aggregator. Doesn’t host its own content, but who gives a flying fuck!? It’s still one of the most useful hubs out there.
Not fucking bad at all
Look, porn.com/thai-porn is not the world's best porn site. It’s an aggregator, which means it doesn’t host shit. It just collects links like a slut hoarding dicks. Sometimes you click and end up on some random site with ads popping up like herpes. Faces are blurred, some vids feel like they were shot on a toaster, and once in a while, you get booted to some premium shit you didn’t ask for. That’s the downside. It’s chaotic. It’s messy. It’s a goddamn porn jungle.
That doesn't mean it doesn't work. Porn.com/thai-porn is fucking great if you want Thai cunt. It's fucking packed with over 156K videos and it's fucking impossible to tell you what each of them is about. It's about Thai cunts fucked in all positions known to man. It's about their holes and tits and stuff, and it's just one section of porn.com. The site packs the heat with over 12.8 million videos. Enough to jack off until your dick shrivels into a sad little raisin!
You don't fucking sign up or pay for shit. Just click and fuckin’ go! Porn.com/thai-porn may not be classy, it may not be clean, but it’s a dirty pile of porn. If that doesn’t get your cock twitching, maybe you're already dead inside. This shit’s worth your cum and my stamp of approval, and I’m not ashamed to say it made my dick proud.
