Going straight into Stripchat I’m sadly met with disappointment. Right there on the landing page you’ve got three choices. It’s all about what you’re into. How to find what you like on the site. And what are the choices? It’s girls, guys and trans. So, where do you come in? Which of those fits you best? And, can you thrive there?
Also, have these people not heard of bisexuals? I mean, as in having several genders on screen at the same time, or is that just… straight, somehow? I personally think bisexuals are awesome. You get to have best of both worlds. Imagine all the threesomes. You get cock and pussy right in your face at the same time. I myself am only into the art of pussy. But I have respect for the bisexuals. They’re lucky bastards, got so many options. If you’re a bisexual and you have fun friends, this could be your main cash cow. You’d make a killing.
Fuck Stripchat on the point of choices. Why don’t we get to choose all the options? Heck, it’s not just even about bisexuals. What about pansexuals? For the record, they’re not into pans. They’re into everything. Bunch of horny fucks those pansexuals. But it’s not all bad, I guess. At least Stripchat put the trans option there. There are many boys and girls out there into trans people. And that’s awesome. Stripchat gets a point for putting that option there. If you’re trans and want to get in the game, you’d be comfy here. Okay, so we pick one choice and what are we met with?
Analysis Paralysis
Boy oh boy. So many options to choose from. I am bombarded by ass, pussy, dildos and semi cute faces. It’s your own personal candy shop of masturbation material. Since we’re on masturbation, I had to break for a fap session. I’m being super serious here. Dear reader, I promise to fap to you too if you decide to join the site. So, finally, my cock is satisfied for the day. Let me tell ya, it was hard to choose what to yank it to. These girls aren’t making the competition any easier. If you want to match their talent, you’ll have to spread the holes extra wide. Seriously, you might have to ride dragon dildos.
You’ve got girls in groups sucking each other’s titties. Those could be your titties. Oh, and there are many categories. You’ve got everything from couples live cams to AI curated content. So, good luck choosing what kind of content you’re gonna be making. You might be in a lot of pain after going to this site. Cock pain that is. Because I just yanked it twice and you will too. Am I addicted? Maybe. Do I care? No. When I see a chick putting three fingers in her ass, that’s my signal. I’m like a trained dog when it comes to this shit. Give me a gaped asshole on screen and I will whip it out. No one is safe.
I do have to say that this site isn’t unique. But it’s a great diving point for newcomers. It’s special in its own way, Overall, I like what I see. I would totally browse for days. The content is never-ending. There’s something for everybody here. There’s even one live cam of a girl putting a heel in her ass. Yes. A dammed heel. Tell me that isn’t dedication. And who knows, maybe you’re into that, you freak. If you’re just starting out, I encourage the practice.
All Kinds of Fetishes
We all have one fetish or another. Who knows what kinds of freaky things people are into. And I’m all for it. From regular foot fetishes to shit like agalmatolaphia. If you were wondering, it’s arousal by statues. Yes, those people exist. There was even a show on TLC about this shit. There are currently people out there that are sucking on exhaust pipes. Some man out there right now is practicing formicophilia. That’s arousal by insects by the way. The more you learn ay? Fetishes are plentiful and often very freaky. You could be the first one bringing armpit sex to the scene.
Now this site doesn’t stretch it that far but it’s got its fair share of fetish porn. You’ve got BDSM, cosplay, tattoos and of course the coveted foot fetish. I myself don’t get this one. But more power to ya if you get stiffies from feet. So, what type of quality can you expect from the fetish categories. Sadly, I find it a little lacking. In the cosplay section, I don’t actually see one cosplay out there. But at least there’s a girl playing the piano with her boobies out. Who knows, someone might be into that stuff. I get how instruments can be sexual.
Get Freaky for Money
Imagine all the flutes that you can insert in your asshole. And if you’re lucky and you’ve got a freaky partner, who knows? Maybe he’ll even play the flute while it’s shoved in there. That sounds like a fun Tuesday to me. But back to the categories. Lacking, lacking and more of lacking. The BDSM section has no evidence of anything remotely BDSM like. Just looks like normal ass porn to me. No ropes, no whips. You could be the person to augment that category. No makeup running down a girls face from all the sadistic pleasures she got herself into. Moving on, the foot fetishism.
Again, no feet in sight. At least not in the way that would tickle the foot connoisseur fancy. I mean sure, there are feet on screen ye. But that’s because they’re attached to the girl. But no one is outright exposing them for the world to see. Same goes for the tattoo category. Nothing to note here. Bare ass bodies all around. The great Kim Kardashian once said “You don’t put a sticker on a Bentley”. Meaning, women shouldn’t have tattoos. I find this statement all wrong. Tattoos are sexy as fuck. I think a lot of people will agree. So…flaunt your tattoos on Stripchat.
How to Get in the Biz
Let’s get this straight. To get into any porn business type thing you need to be hot. Not that being overweight is a giant issue. But we are visual creatures. What me or anyone else for that matter like seeing is a tight bod. Small waisted big assed perky titted girls are often the stars of the show. Now let’s talk about the face. You might find this surprising but we don’t care that much. You can be a 10 or a 3, your face is not what we’re looking at. As long as you know how to take cock and make an ahegao face, you’re golden. So, we’ve covered the basic requirements. Now, how to get into Stripchat? Let’s get a little technical. I care about you guys. I swear.
First things first, you have to go through an age verification process, obviously. Every day there are new 18-year-olds coming into the business. You could be one of them. What’s next? You need to get some decent equipment. You don’t have to be a tech wizard here. You don’t even have to drain the bank account. All you need is a nice enough web cam, some lighting gear and good enough audio equipment. But in time, you will learn from the masters.
Starting off is no easy task but once you get the hang of it, you can shoot for the stars. As you get bigger, get better tech shit to show off your dick sucking skills in clear 4K. There’s nothing better than streaming in 4K. I promise you; all the horny degenerates out there will flock to you. In this day and age, everyone and their grandma has a 4K screen. Screens have become cheap as fuck nowadays. Do it for the fans. Imagine them sitting on their couch and watching you in that kind of resolution.
Promoting your Stream
We arrive to the bread and butter of getting mega famous. You need to branch out. How will people know about you if you’re just a cog in the endless porn machine? Promote, promote, promote. Is it Christmas time? Go to your local lingerie shop and get some festive underwear. Get comfy in them, take some pictures and post them on all the socials. Valentines? You know what to do. Get the reddest of lingerie and some chocolates. I’m sure there are chocolate dildos out there. Don’t be afraid of experimenting.
You can get far with a little inventive creativity. Tweeting is also always a big plus. People tend to develop parasocial relationships with their favorite streamers. Tweet about your cat, tweet about your new favorite sex toy, heck, tweet about your grandma. Your fans want to know about you, it keeps up the illusion that they actually mean something to you. And last but not least, Reddit. Reddit is full of horny, salivating and edging men and women. Post pictures on all the subreddits you can get your hands on. Engage in the comments. Make them feel wanted. Tread lightly and good luck.
