At least, that’s their slogan. So, what makes this site the number one in the world? What makes it so good? Performer variety. Whether you’re a lonely trucker out on the road looking for a quick fap in a gas station bathroom or an avid fapper connoisseur extraordinaire, you’ll surely find something to please your ding dong. The site features high quality models with a fine diverse selection of men, women, couples and trans performers. These guys aren’t playing around with the way they select their models. Who knows what kind of shit the models go through to get on this site but I’m telling you, it’s some rigorous selection process.
The models have to meet a level of professionalism to get in. This is a serious gig for them, just like with any other job, they have to have grade A communication skills, I’m sure this would be useful in a world with men and women who go on these sites and might have subpar social skills. Someone has to make the cookie crumble. And of course, they look for the highest level of attractiveness. Now, everyone has their own type but if they’ve got big booty blonde bouncy and believably young babes, holler and I’ll be there. The models also go through some type of training before they start working so best believe you’ll be left satisfied with the level of dedication there is put into this site.
High Def Everything
There was a time when all the porn we could get were the stolen magazines from under dad’s or uncle’s desk. You’d rub one off and then care place them back in the exact same order and wipe off any white goo that might have landed on the picture of the 40-year-old milf in a red bikini that you were jacking it to. Those days ended once the internet came around and for the half hour you got when dad went to get milk and mom was at work, voila, you had access to actual porn. But this shit was grainy, and if Japanese, good luck seeing some pussy. But not in this day and age my friend. LiveJasmin is the top dog in the biz when it comes to seeing quality sucking, licking, titty grabbing and stripping.
Many models on LiveJasmin use professional-grade cameras and equipment to broadcast their shows. It’s not uncommon to see your favorite pair of tits in full HD and even 4K. I think we all know how important it is to see the fine details of a young juicy tight broad. You can let your imagination run free and feel yourself be there in the room with her. Not that if you were there, you’d actually fuck her. I mean, who knows, I haven’t completely lost faith in my readers but it’s dwindling. On the topic of streaming quality itself, this site has invested a lot in maintaining stable and reliable video streaming. We all know how crucial it is for the fantasy not to be interrupted by shitty streaming performance right in those moments when you can edge no longer.
They’ve also included adaptive streaming technology. For the purpose of not getting any buffering and delays the adaptive tech adjusts to the viewer’s internet connection for a smooth experience. If that wasn’t enough, they’ve also got varied bitrates to accommodate users with varying internet speeds. So basically, everyone can join the party, even from their mom’s basement on her 5mbit internet. If this sounds anything like you, then for the love of God, Bob, move the fuck out. You’re 36. What the hell are you doing?
Are The Models Any Good?
Honestly, I’ve been greatly disappointed by what I’ve seen so far. I had dreams; I had hopes damn it. This site seemed like one of the best sexy streaming places I’ve reviewed to date. But the people have spoken and it seems like it’s a poopy situation. LiveJasmin definitely doesn’t have the best reputation when it comes to models. It seems like a lot of them don’t give too many shits about their job and just want to be there to take your money. A lot of them seem to be pretty boring; just wasting time and stretching it out as much as they can. I’m very sad for the users. If I was watching a live show of some cute young brunette, I want to see her mount that big thick veiny black monster cock with enthusiasm. If I’m paying for a live show, you better believe that if I want the spicy read head Latina to sing me a song while she jumps on one foot and touches her tits with her hands, then that’s what I’m getting.
I’ve seen this kind of boring behavior in other places and it’s nothing new. Some chicks think that we will all pull our dicks and wallets out just because they’ve good a good pair of bazongas.
It’s inevitable. Even in the porn business it’s like this. What matters is how hot you are. What matters is whether your dick curves to the left or the right. And yet, personality still manages to factor in. Crazy.
Look at me, getting all soft. All in all, the gist of it is that the models on LiveJasmin kind of suck. But I’m sure there are exceptions. It’s rarer to hear that someone had a great energetic fun experience but those exist as well. You might get lucky, so try it out. I don’t want to give up completely. I have hopes. Maybe the people’s voices will be heard. Maybe LiveJasmin will improve the site and the things that are already there will shine brighter.
How to Make the Bag
If you want to be a model on LiveJasmin, go ahead. There’s certainly a lot of opportunity to make oodles of cash. Firstly, I have great hopes in you since you’re reading this article. It means you have a brain and you’re doing your research. Don’t be like the rest of them aforementioned models who only sit there and do nothing. Now let me tell you how to get rich off of this shit.
Private shows are your best bet to getting cash. They’re basically one-on-one sessions with users where you set your own per-minute rates and get down to business. The cost per minute can be from one to a couple of credits per minute. What are credits and how do they work? Most often, $1 is 1 credit. So, there is nothing much to think about. Credits-cash. Potato-potato.
Taxi drivers, servers, and other people that I pay to be nice to me make a lot of cash from tips. You can do the same thing. Remember girls and boys, if a viewer wants you to stretch out your asshole 2 inches, stretch it out 3 to secure yourself a good tip.
Sweat for the Bag
Good service means good tips in every walk of life. Now, here’s where you can get creative and do all kinds of shit to get better tips. I’m not your pimp or manager but I will give you ideas out of the kindness of my heart. You can use some cool new hip interactive toys for example. Get to your nearest sex shop and buy a vibrator that can be controlled remotely. And bam, there you have it. You want to insert the toy in the crevice of your choice and have it vibrate every time someone tips. If you don’t know how to set it up get some tech bro neighbor to set it up for you and thank him with a handy. You can set up tip activated surprises. For every tip milestone reached unveil something new, fun and super spicy. Maybe it’s time to dust off the alien dildo from your closet and do something useful with it.
Now, imagine all the fun games you can play. You can be the hostess of your own sexy wheel of fortune show. Make a wheel. Write down some fun kinky shit on it. It lands on anal; you do anal. Just like that, the crowd goes wild. When people tip, they get to spin it. Imagine all the fun you can have.
You can add stuff like: stuff two dildos in one hole, suck your own nipples, spank yourself with a whip. Put shit on the wheel that the viewers would love to jack off to. Don’t be afraid to ask them. Trust me, they want to share their opinions. I hope I’ve taught you well young padawan, good luck on your ventures.
