The title for Pump 34 might conjure up a massive gas station in the mind of the average person, but your typical pervert will probably interpret it differently. I’m writing about the site here at ThePornDude, so you’ve probably guessed that the pump in question is something you’ll be doing manually on your end of the screen. The digits, on the other hand, are somewhat misleading; I was expecting the kind of hentai and parody comics typically associated with the internet’s own rule 34, which is not to say I was remotely disappointed by what I found instead.
So, what is Pump34.com if not a sprawling highway rest area or an archive of Harley Quinn doujinshi? It’s an AI-powered, automated porn delivery machine with JOI. Basically, you pick a pornstar and it serves up multiple on-screen videos of the babe in action while encouraging you to play with yourself. The site just launched and is already getting a fair amount of buzz, so naturally I had to take a little looksee for myself. Click the link to try it out or read on to find out how my own first visit went.
Pump Before You Pay at Pump34
I honestly wasn’t sure what I was looking at when I first pulled up the front page of Pump 34. It doesn’t look like any free tube, AI sex chat site or anything else I’ve ever experimented with before. The presentation is fairly simple, with some instructions at the top of the screen inviting users to Choose Your Star. A cast of lovely ladies unfolds beneath the text.
As of this writing, there are 25 famous pornstars to choose from. I like that they’ve included both traditional video sluts and modern amateurs from sites like OnlyFans, including Riley Reid, Abella Danger, and Amouranth. They’ve even got a few PornDudeCasting guests, like Kira Noir and Ana Foxxx. If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’re sure to recognize at least a handful of these gals.
Pump34.com has a free trial available, though you’re limited to just four babes: Alice Delish, Belle Delphine, Angela White and Violet Myers. You do get up to ten minutes per session, though, which is generous for any kind of freemium site. Your average paysite only offers trailers running a couple minutes long, and that’s if they don’t bait-and-switch you with a “Play” button leading straight to the signup page.
If and when you need more, memberships are cheap and come with unlimited access. They’re only asking a penny under seven bucks as a one-time payment, which is considerably cheaper than the thirty bones you’d pay for your average monthly porno paysite.
So How’s This Thing Actually Work?
I’ve been a fan of Adriana Chechik for years, so I couldn’t resist seeing what Pump 34 would serve up an enthusiast like myself. I clicked her full nude thumbnail out front, which brought me to a Session Setup page. You can dial in things like session duration, the number of video panels you want, media intervals, and even add some special instructions in a prompt for Personalization. “Call me BongVi,” I wrote, using their own example as inspiration, then added, “Show me feet.”
I left everything else at the defaults and clicked Start Session. Three media panels opened up, each showing Adriana in various states of undress and depravity. In one gif, she’s fucking a dude in a bed. Another is a blowbang video where the happy girl is surrounded by cock, and the third featured a POV clip of Adriana slurping on an absolutely enormous cock. Pump34.com serves up a fantastic range of videos and nudie pics for each of their pornstars.
It quickly became apparent that each panel wasn’t just serving up a singular video, but a steady feed of Adriana’s content. There are still images in there, including some of that foot stuff I requested, though they’d switch to gifs or videos after a few seconds on the screen. The audio overlapped in a cacophony of moans, slurps and wet pussy squelching sounds. You can mute any individual panel, or tweak the settings for fewer panels if that would make it easier for you to pay attention. There are also Skip buttons and a star to save your favorites to a custom gallery.
On the far side of the screen, a timer counted down the minutes and seconds left in my session. “Waiting for instructions…” read a message beneath a sliding BPM counter, though I wasn’t immediately sure what it was referring to; there was nothing else to click, nor any prompts to type things in. The signup page mentions “Smarter AI dialogue” as one of the membership perks, but I didn’t encounter any dialog outside of Adriana’s dirty talk interspersed between the moans.
Turns out, it just wasn’t working right. Chalk it up to new website growing pains, but at some point, the “Waiting for instructions” message was replaced with AI-powered Jack Off Instructions (JOI). “That's right, nice and slow... just give him a little squeeze, make him twitch for me,” it read, with new messages every few seconds. “Let's pick up the pace just a tiny bit, darling. Only if you feel like it, of course.”
The automated, textual JOI is a fucking fantastic feature when it works, but man, I had a hell of a time trying to get it up and running consistently. It was often stuck on the “Waiting” message, so I’d close and reopen the session to little avail. It’s one of the most unique elements of Pump 34 with the potential to draw a ton of horny users, so I bet they iron out the kinks soon.
Custom Porn Feeds and Personalized Encouragement
I started a new Pump34 session, this time selecting busty JAV idol Hitomi Tanaka. The only setting I tweaked was the panels, reducing the spread from three to just one. I do like the multi-panel presentation, but you can’t currently resize or reorient them, which means you end up squinting while you shake your dick at a few tiny little videos. Some adjustments to the layout would be useful here, but in the meantime, I liked the masturbatory convenience of having one, relatively large video window beside the automated JOI.
“Look at me, my nipples are getting hard just thinking about your mouth,” read the instructions before telling me to speed up. “My mouth is watering just looking at you, BongVi.” Opposite the Jerk Off Encouragement, a montage of Hitomi’s greatest hits played out, including bikini dances, POV stroking, classroom doggystyle, female masturbation and a whole lot of uncensored titty wanks. I added a few to my Favorites gallery along the way. “I want to hear you panting. Let me hear how badly you need this.”
I was curious just how much customization was possible through the Personalization prompt, so I started a new Pump 34 session with Abella Danger. This time, I asked the AI to be mean and demanding while showing me anal. The machine nailed the latter half of my request, instantly assembling a montage that included a fair number of Abella’s butt-fucking sequences. There was even a girl-on-girl ass eating snippet and a still pic of Abella with her own fist crammed up her pooper. Unfortunately, the JOI got stuck on the “Waiting” message again, even after restarting the sesh a few times.
Still, I couldn’t look away. Even without the pump instructions hinted at in the title of Pump 34, I still found myself pumping away. They’ve built a great delivery system for hands-free fapping, and that BPM counter helped me keep pace, gliding my hand over my cock at the same rate as the ball gliding up and down.
Pump34.com is a brand-new site in a brand-new niche that they just invented themselves, so it ain’t too surprising that I ran into a couple little hiccups along the way. That said, I was excited by what I found and even more excited to see where they take it. I love how you can pick a model, set a timer and fap hands-free to a steady feed of your porn crush’s material, and the whole platform will have even broader appeal as they add more pornstars to the lineup. The automatic, personalized JOI is a fucking blast, too, and will be another huge draw as they polish the feature into shape. You can get some free sessions in with a handful of their hottest stars, so go ahead and give the system a test fap. You may end up hooked.
