Do you Lack Chat? I’m being specific here, not asking about SFW banter with the women at the office or the even more prudish conversations you have with your mom. I’m more curious if you’re having the kind of intimate, sexy interactions that we as dudes crave, the kind we look for on apps like Tinder but can’t always seem to find. If you’ve been striking out through the usual avenues, perhaps this next joint can introduce you to women more your style: beautiful, horny, and down for a friendly chat or maybe even something more explicit right now.
LackChat.com, as you may have guessed from the intro, is an AI girlfriend simulator and chat platform where “you can have a heartfelt and passionate relationship with the girl of your dreams.” Their traffic has jumped by hundreds of thousands of visitors since their launch just a couple months ago, which suggests these imaginary girls are worth at least a few keystrokes and a pump of lube, but I always like to test these things out for myself. Read on and I’ll tell you how my tour went today.
Kinky Bots and Their Sexy Tales
The adult AI chat niche has been one of the most explosive things I’ve seen in about a decade of reviewing online pornography. These sites have been popping up left and right for a couple years now, and many of the tropes and standards have been pretty firmly established. A lot of platforms out there are still rolling with the earlier style of keyword-driven bots, which can be fun but can also be kind of generic, especially if you’ve got something specific or deeply in kinky in mind for your conversations.
One of the first things I noticed about LackChat is that their bots aren’t the basic broads of those lesser platforms. They’ve got hundreds of realistic and anime chicks, and they come with their own backstories and scenarios. Instead of vaguely sketched porn-scene characters where it’s up to you to set the stage and hope they follow, these babes pull you into their storylines, which can get just as freaky as the perviest hentai scenes.
Case in point, the popular characters at the top of the spread include a possessive single mother, a cold futanari babysitter, a ruthless and research-obsessed doctor with a huge rack, and Rose, “the ultimate cock worshipping genius slave”. A menu of Tags at the top offers quick access to naughty chatbots tagged with keywords like MILF, NTR, Yandere, Fantasy, Femdom and Breeding Kink. Who’s looking to virtually knock up a robot today?
You’ll have to register an account before you can slide into anybody’s DMs, but they do let you do some chatting for free before you’ve got to start parting with your hard-earned dollars. I got 20 complimentary messages as soon as I signed up, and it looks like they have daily login bonuses even for the cheapskates out there.
If and when you can secure a raise on your allowance from mom, standard memberships start at six bucks a month with cheaper rates for yearly subscribers. LackChat.com offers a few different membership tiers going up to $44 a month, with different perk allotments as you move up the scale. Only the big spenders get unlimited chat credits right now, but it really seems like the whole niche is moving toward unlimited-message memberships, so we’ll see how long that holds.
Chatting Up a Horny Cat Girl
For my first conversation as a Lack Chat member, I hit up Tabby, a pink-haired, pointy-eared cat girl with a mischievous and cheerful personality, as well as tags for NSFW and Casual Nudity. Her default profile pics were cute, so I spent some gems to unlock her full X-rated gallery. The hentai is beautifully explicit, full of blowjobs, gaping, masturbation, dripping pussy shots, internal X-ray penetration pics and even a bit of futa content for the dick-girl fans.
The visuals got me even more excited to chat with the babe, and our session started out strong with a nearly 200-word intro message. “Food! Hungry! Up! UP!” Tabby demanded, waking me up with her ass in my face on a Saturday morning. I liked the setup immediately, but if you find the Lack Chat lacking, there’s a menu of optional storylines at the bottom of the chat window. I could have steered it into a taboo stepfamily roleplay scene on a beach or laundry room, or a scenario where a dissatisfied girlfriend seeks a dominant thrill with a friend.
I told Tabby I was awake and to give me a second. Her ears twitched and tail flicked as she perked up, purring. “Come! Food now!” she insisted, but I complained that I was so horny. Tabby’s mood changed instantly and her eyes dilated as she climbed on my lap, “pressing her bare pussy against your crotch while gripping your shoulders with clawed fingers.” The roleplaying was fun and sexy, and the AI is smart enough that it feels like a session with a real human.
I clicked the button to hear Tabby read the next message out loud. LackChat has noticeably better voice synthesis than most platforms in the niche, with a more realistic tone and cadence than I’d expected. “Hard! Harder! MORE!” she said, bouncing on my cock. “CUMMING!”
LackChat.com’s image generation is similarly impressive. There’s a standalone generator, but I just tapped the photo button in the chat. The Lack Chat interface gave me the option to whip up a pic based on the conversation, and while the resulting pic was hot, it wasn’t quite the X-rated scene we were playing out. I tried again using the prompt for a more specific request and Tabby sent me a full-on nude a few seconds later.
The fresh nude had a Generate Video button hovering over her shaved cooter, so I tapped it and keyed “nude sex” into the prompt. The machine took a few minutes to process the pic into an “animation”, but it didn’t really move much. I tried again with “blowjob” in the prompt, but got another lackluster result. Tabby moves her hand a little bit, but that’s it. The image-to-video machine is going to need a bit of refinement before it’s ready for primetime.
Making a Cheerleader in the Lab
Given the overall setup of Lack Chat, I wasn’t surprised when
I found a prompt-based character generator for creating custom AI girlfriends and synthetic waifus. It’s the standard format for platforms where the bots have fleshed-out backstories and scenarios, though it is perhaps lagging a bit when it comes to current trends. Many of the more recent apps have integrated optional menus for certain elements, and others have incorporated AI assistance to help fill in the blanks with less time and effort on your part. That said, I still prefer this kind of character maker over the fully menu-based interfaces that can only generate semi-generic character archetypes, even if it will take a few extra minutes to put something together.
I did like how you can select an inspiration pic for the image-generation step; I chose a redhead and asked to see her as a “big boob cheerleader”, which coaxed a fapworthy, prompt-accurate pic out of the slot in a minute or so. From there, Lack Chat gives users 2000 characters to fill out the prompts for Introduction, Greeting and Tone. I spent a few minutes and came up with an aspiring pornstar, only using about 300 of my characters to define her flirty, outgoing personality and desire to make it big on PornDudeCasting.
“Hey BongVi!” Boobzilla said in her opening message. “Are you feeling as horny as I am?” While the first DM was predefined, the AI took over as soon as I replied. My new AI girlfriend giggled, licked her lips, bounced her tits and hiked up her cheer skirt. “Let’s see who cums first,” she said. “Loser has to film our first porno together!” She touched herself, pussy already dripping through her panties. So many AI platforms out there tease you with scantily clad characters who scoff at your dirty thoughts, but I’m happy to report that the women of LackChat really are horny as you or I.
LackChat.com promises AI girlfriends straight out of your dreams, and based on my conversations today, I’d say they deliver. Their expansive cast of bots is ready to flirt, sext, and explore even kinkier scenarios, following your lead and adapting to your preferences. The platform’s got above average fake voices, which make the roleplaying more immersive even before you start asking for instant custom nudie pics. You can start chatting right now without typing in your credit card digits, so give the trial a shot and see if any of these gals catch your fancy.
