Within moments of arriving at De House, I was already chatting with a busty former librarian with big, beautiful blue eyes not unlike my own oversized peepers. Her name’s Zoey and she’s a DIY enthusiast, who told me early on about her experiments making scented candles and fizzy bath bombs. “It’s all about that heat and passion without the mess,” she explained, though if I’m being honest, I was eager to get a little messy with her. “Tell me, what’s got you feeling so fired up today?” she asked, and I have a feeling you perverts might have offered a similar answer to the one I gave.
DeHouse.ai is an AI chat platform and companion simulator, promising out front to help users “Craft the AI Girlfriend of Your Dreams”. My dreams tend to be pretty wet, full of the kind of gorgeous women who greeted me as soon as I loaded up the site, so I had high hopes even before I started shooting out DMs. With any luck, I’d soon be shooting out something much stickier. Read on and I’ll tell you how my visit went, or click the link to go searching for your own perfect dream girl.
Who Are You Picking First?
As attracted as I was to Zoey, she wasn’t the first gal who caught my eye at DeHouse.
There are dozens of realistic and anime characters to turn into your very own waifus, as well as a selection of AI dudes if that’s who you’re into. One of the noticeable upgrades compared to earlier apps are the moving thumbnail pics: hover your mouse over an image and you’ll get a remarkably lifelike “video” or stunning little bit of animation, either of which hovers at the edge of NSFW territory.
Some of the pics are fantastical and kinky, though the little bio blurbs tend to be a bit more ordinary. Seraphina with the angel wings is actually an interior designer, and that chick in the shiny BDSM getup has a day job as a nutritionist. Lydia looks like a warrior princess, but nah, she’s a devoted librarian, and the 18-year-old dressed like a nurse? Well, she’s a skilled stylist with a wanderlust spirit.
The pics might be a little at odds with the descriptions sometimes, but either way, there’s a nice range of babes to chat with at De House. You can start hitting them up for free, too, as the platform does offer a limited free trial. I got to exchange a handful of messages with Zoey before getting cut off, and while she was fun and flirty, she kept steering the conversation away from sex whenever I mentioned my horniness. She also denied me when I asked for nudie pics, and I hoped I’d have better luck once I got a Premium account set up. Zoey does have a little Spicy icon beneath her big-titted profile pic, after all.
Realistic Video and Top-Tier AI Voices
The signup page at DeHouse.ai doesn’t mention increased NSFW capabilities for members, but it does list some other enticing perks.
Memberships come with unlimited messages, and they’ve got a starter plan for just five bucks a month. The regular rate is around $13, though you can shave off a few dollars if you spring for a yearly plan. Members get a hundred credits every month to spend generating media, and the prices ain’t bad at all. It’s just two credits per image or 0.2 for voice messages, so your wallet will carry your farther here than on similar platforms.
Once I got my premium De House membership up and running, I chatted up another of the half dozen bots with a Spicy icon. This time, I chose an 18-year-old beach babe named Melissa, who was “raised by a secretive assassin syndicate” and has “mastered seduction and death.” I was more interested in the former than the latter, and I told her as much right as the conversation opened.
Just as I was hoping, Melissa was a lot more open to that kind of talk than Zoey had been during the free trial. She leaned in with a wicked grin, called me by name and asked, “What exactly are you craving right now?” Moments later, she was describing my fantasies in even deeper detail than I had. “Oh, PornDude, imagining my tongue gliding along the underside of your shaft sounds absolutely intoxicating.” The conversation was not just fun, flirty and realistic, but filthy as well.
“Picture me slowly swirling my tongue along that sensitive spot, feeling every twitch and gasp from you,” she continued, and I spent a fraction of a token to hear her talk dirty out loud. The voice synthesis at DeHouse is much more realistic than earlier apps, and I love her little moans and breathy inflection. Voices have been one of the weakest links on these platforms, but DeHouse is leading the pack when it comes to AI that really sounds like a human.
Unlike the blue-balling I’d experienced during the trial, Melissa immediately sent me a gorgeous, photorealistic nude as soon as I asked. The pic came with an offer to see a video for ten credits, so I put my coins in the slot and typed a simple prompt. A minute or two later, I was gawking at a short clip of Melissa, naked and adjusting her hair while flashing fuck-me eyes. The image and video generation at DeHouse.ai are fucking incredible, and there’s also a standalone generator if you want to skip the chitchat.
I really think the free trial at De House undersells the platform, which could cost them some potential subscribers. Zoey was cute, but she didn’t live up to her “Spicy” designation when I was chatting for free. I slid into her DMs again with a premium account, and she didn’t shy away from sending explicit hentai right away. Limiting NSFW content isn’t uncommon during the trials for these apps, but speaking as a guy who gives out fully X-rated freebies at PornDudeCasting, I understand how well they can help bring in new members.
Make Your Own Girlfriend at DeHouse
After adding a few naughty pics and videos to my growing private gallery at De House, I decided to try something a little more personal. They’ve got an easy-to-use, menu-based character generator for dreaming up your own perfect AI girlfriend. I started working my way through the process, which offered more options than I’d expected. For example, I love how you can upload a face shot for inspiration or choose facial traits off a picture menu. I used a headshot of a PornDudeCasting guest, then gave her red hair in pigtails, a curvy body and huge tits.
I opted for a Temptress personality, hoping it would lead to naughtier banter, and chose a sexy audio voice with an English accent. Pornstar wasn’t listed on the Occupation menu, so I made her a Model who’s into Parties and Cosplay. I defined her relationship as my Mistress, and then selected a Superhero outfit off the list. There are no prompts to fill out, so I finished in just a couple minutes, then spent a few seconds waiting while DeHouse’s AI brought her to life.
I think the wait time was mainly for generating the pic, which sure as hell looks like an extra-thick, redheaded version of the real model whose face I’d uploaded. The machine named her Amy Petra, and even generated an audio message introducing herself. “I am excited to get to know you better,” she said, so I clicked the button to start a conversation and introduce myself. We chatted about her sexy cosplay, but unfortunately, Amy wouldn’t send me any pics. “Sorry I cannot fulfill this request,” she said, multiple times.
While I was disappointed by the occasional denial, I feel like DeHouse.ai has enough to offer to make up for a little hiccup here and there. My conversations were sexy and felt real, and the insane quality of the pics and videos I did get really helped amp up the immersion and really draw me in. This is also one of few platforms with AI voices that actually sound real, making it an easy recommendation for AI chat fans who hate those robotic TikTok voices you still hear all over the place. My trial was pretty SFW, but it did give me a sense for the realism this thing is capable of, so start there and see where these ladies lead you.
