There are two distinct tiers of tourists who visit Germany every year. The first is the normies who step off the plane and instantly demand to see the nearest beer hall, swallow some bratwurst, and see some old-school castles that blow them away with their majestic architecture. Sure, there's nothing wrong with that at all, but the second kind of tourist to hit up Germany each year is much more fun, let me tell you!
And I'm a good person to tell you that because I'm definitely one of the latter kind of tourist. So, what kind of tourist are we talking about here? Well, I'm talking about the kind of people who storm out of the plane and demand to see the nearest mega brothel or swingers club and are eager to step foot into the kind of notorious sex clubs that they've seen some of the world’s most intense creampie gangbangs take place in their regular German porn marathons.
‘’Woah, woah, woah, BongVi!’’ I hear you shout, ‘’I thought that the Germans were really well-behaved and didn't get up to much debauchery in the bedroom?’’ Well, have you been living under a fucking boulder for the last few decades or some shit? The Germans are some of the most notorious kinksters in all of Europe, and they often have the kind of sexual hunger that can keep even veteran horny motherfuckers on their toes and wondering what the hell is going to come their way next.
But I'm not gonna judge your choices of living under a boulder for the last few years because there's no time to lose. What you need is a reliable German porn site that can bring you into some of the most hardcore niches that this nation is so damn infamous for, and you need it fast! Luckily, I've been hard at work reviewing each and every one of them to find out which ones are worth using, and today, it's time to find out where Mmvfilms.com stands!
What is Mmvfilms.com?
Mmvfilms.com is a premium German porn site that promises its fans ‘’Real, hardcore filth that is 100% German.’’ And when it comes to the kind of niches contained within, it's safe to say you could probably write a fucking book on them all. Just take one look at the portfolio's latest releases on the site to see what I mean.
Mmvfilms.com has everything from sadistic German pornos set inside BDSM-themed castles to some of the sloppiest creampie orgies you've ever witnessed and also incorporate a ton of others ranging from MILFs in 18+ schoolgirl uniforms to messy bukkake parties that never seem to end. However, it all comes at a price, and when writing this review, a membership costs between $ 17 and $ 30 a month, depending on which tier of membership you choose (month-to-month, 3 months, 6 months, etc.).
What’s the German Porn Like on Mmvfilms.com?
But now it's time to jump into the stickiest part of this review and take a look at some of the hardcore German pornos that this platform has to bring our way. To find out, I went straight into the juiciest part of the site to find out what other users tend to be watching the most!
This Bitch Has Seen Some Things! - The thumbnail of this scene really grabbed me by the balls from the very start because it shows you a black-haired German girl with some of the most striking blue eyes you've ever seen staring into the camera like a dose of Shell shock has hit her. Dripping down her face is one of the messiest aftermaths of a bukkake party you've ever seen, and it's only when you sign up to the site and watch the video in full that you realize why she has such a vacant look in her eyes. After all, this girl has drained the ball sacks of around 50 guys all over her tanned body, and watching those fat wads of sperm drip down her naked skin and onto the floor around her knees is simply gorgeous!
18+ Schoolgirl Uniforms and Easy to Clean Mattresses - Those are some of the quintessential ingredients of some classically sleazy German porn, and it's precisely what you find in this scene that was posted to Mmvfilms.com. It shows us a chick in her early 40s spreading herself out on a royal blue mattress that is easy to clean, and it's a damn good job that it is because some of the things that get fired all over her body in this porno are some of the stickiest sexual juices you can imagine. This is a bareback swinger party that sees condoms thrown aside for this chick’s wet and breedable pussy to take as much cock as it possibly can, and she goes feral when she is surrounded by ten horny swinger dudes with their bareback fuck rods in hand.
A Big, Busty, and Feral German MILF - This next scene was shot in one of Berlin's many swingers clubs and shows us a petite but busty German MILF with one of the most fierce looks of sexual hunger in her eyes and taking a seat on one of the well-worn leather couches. Suddenly, she is flanked by two dudes who have just taken a breather from the sexual onslaught taking place on the mattresses. However, this bitch doesn't do breathers, and she promptly wraps her hands around both of these dudes' dicks and starts jerking them off at the same time until it looks like she's making her way down a ski slope. Funnily enough, the liquid that sprayed all over her meaty melons at the end is the same color as the snow you'd see coating your local ski slope, too!
Design of the Site
Mmvfilms.com gets off to a slightly dull start with a very plain-looking logo that spells out MMV. This is followed by a short main menu with links to the homepage and movie portfolio, as well as buttons to log in or sign up for an account. You'll also see a translation button to switch the site from German to English up here, too.
Then, Mmvfilms.com kicks off with a glorious hero section showing you a proud German girl posing with multiple loads of spunk over her tits while staring into the camera, and it's emblazoned with text summing up what this German porn site is all about, and the kind of hardcore smut it offers.
From there, Mmvfilms.com introduces you to different levels of content it has on offer, all presented in horizontal sets of scene covers with captivating thumbnails and titles. As you make your way through, you come across various calls to action that introduce you to some of the site’s major selling points and encourage you to sign up as a paying member.
What Do I Like Most About it?
When it comes to being a site that does introduce you to the multiple levels of debauchery that the German porn industry can throw your way, Mmvfilms.com really does tick all of the boxes. You can find everything here, from BDSM and swinger parties to bukkake and creampie orgies, and it's safe to say that if you have a passion for the nastier side of hardcore German porn, this is a collection that won't disappoint.
You also get some serious bang for your buck when you sign up for this site because it unlocks access to a ton of other bonus content that Mmvfilms.com has to offer. For example, you could even find some premium Euro porn icons like Rocco Siffredi nestled within its collection.
And amongst porn fans all over the world, Germany holds a notorious position as one of the most hardcore purveyors of smut imaginable. So, I was pleased to see that Mmvfilms.com hadn't neglected to put a translation button at the top of the site to switch it up from German to English so that an international audience could enjoy this site, too.
What I Don’t Like
Mmvfilms.com only starts to let itself down when it comes to the dramatic lack of any sample content to be viewed on its site. Not only is the site devoid of any thumbnail trailers at all, but you'll also find that trying to click on any of the videos to watch a dedicated trailer just leads you to the paywall.
Suggestions I Have for Mmvfilms.com
To give the army of potential people who are considering signing up for this site a look at the kind of quality of content that can be expected within, I would suggest that Mmvfilms.com takes the time to start adding some scene trailers to the platform or at least add a studio trailer to the top of the homepage so that people can see a fast-paced reel of scene highlights complete with sound.
Conclusion
Mmvfilms.com is the kind of German porn collection that is not for the easily offended or those who don't like copious amounts of jizz flying around. Still, it's ideally suited for people who have a passion for the hardcore end of the sleazy German porn spectrum. However, don't expect anything in the way of decent content previews on this platform because it's pretty damn bare.
