What the fuck is it with me shouting when I speak German? Just look at this shit - hitzefrei.com! It makes you wanna throw your hand in the air, scowl like a motherfucker, and bellow “Hirz Frei!” so loud the whole goddamn room shakes! German’s got that raw, badass vibe perfect for BDSM dirty talk, but it's not like all German porn is like that. Honestly, I don’t know a damn thing about hitzefrei.com. I’ve been waiting for you to join me on this wild ride, so let’s fucking dive in and check this shit out!
A lot going on here
The official trailer shows a slut with pierced nipples flaunting her tits and begging for a load of cum. You’ve got a redhead in fishnets getting hammered in missionary, another bitch getting pounded outdoors, and a dark-haired hottie sucking a dick while cum’s oozing down and making it foam. Plus, there's a chick riding a dick reverse cowgirl style. All of this is happening in the site’s official trailer, and all these videos are raw as fuck and hardcore. While the quality is top-notch, the content still has that gritty, amateurish vibe. The word is fuckers like you dig that combo.
I fucking told ya there was a lot going on here! Right below that trailer thing, hitzefrei.com proudly says - 100% German porn, 10 new scenes per month, and 100% German pornstars. If they’re actually sticking to this, I’ll be slapping my stamp of approval all over this motherfucker! There's also this part where hitzefrei.com says that it's part of Adult Entertainment Network, and I will cut the crap for you and tell you this means that hitzefrei.com is all about safe and secure payments, discreet billing and shit like that.
Right below all that shit, hitzefrei.com shows off its latest scene. The date on this fucker says 28/6/2024, and that was almost two months. What the hell happened to that 10 new scenes a month bullshit? Gonna have to dig into that later. For now, let’s focus on the intense poolside session featuring a young slut with a cunt so damn horny it’s insane. She’s ready to ride that cock and deepthroat it like a champ. So far, so fucking good. Let’s keep moving.
Choosing the Scenes stash in the main menu
Yeah, the homepage of hitzefrei.com is on the hectic side, but at least you don't get ads and similar shit. It's all a smooth ride, and the most important options are highlighted in red so you can't miss them. Now, thanks to the Scenes stash, I understand what happened with that date fuckup. The thing is that hitzefrei.com is only one site belonging to a porn network and whenever something like this happens, you get a couple of websites that update randomly. If you look at the big picture, you do get regular updates. It's all cool really.
You'll see the All Series option at the top of the Scenes category. That's where you can choose between Patti's Anals, Family Affairs, City Check, Fuck On Arrival, MILF Hunters, Cuff'em All, fANALarm, and Unleashed. The majority of these names send a pretty clear signal about the type of content the sites sling out. As you can see, you really get diversity, and most importantly, you gain access to seven websites for the price of one. That's always cool shit!
Up and running since 2018
Right now, hitzefrei.com holds around 380 videos in total. Not a huge number considering the fact that it's a porn network, but I guess it's enough to keep you entertained for at least a year of extreme fapping.
The thing that really helps hitzefrei.com stand out, and I'm not fucking around, is the rawness of the content here. The hoes rock shaved pussies, nice tits, fine bodies, and all of the goodies you would expect from proper pornstars, but there's something innately kinky to the porn on hitzefrei.com. Like the sluts are hornier and dirtier than the ones you see on Western porn sites. I can’t quite put my dick on it, but it’s fucking noticeable!
You get trailers here, and that’s a big fucking deal, no matter how basic it sounds! I got rock-hard watching the Hot Fuck In An Abandoned House trailer, and if this shit can get me going in under a minute, imagine what it'll do to your beta dick!
Gotta admit, the plots behind the porn on hitzefrei.com aren’t exactly genius. Like, a chick locks eyes with some dude on the street, and suddenly they're banging in an abandoned building with just a blanket on the floor. They even jabber on about how someone must’ve left their blanky behind... total bullshit, but who gives a fuck? What matters is that the couple fucks like animals and the whole thing is shot super raw and amateur-style, but with a badass camera that catches all the filthy details.
Yeah, I mentioned in the subtitle that this whole hitzefrei.com thing was started back in 2018. That was six years ago, and over the course of that time, hitzefrei.com has uploaded 380ish videos. If you apply some simple math to that shit, you'll come to the realization that hitzefrei.com uploads five new videos each month, on average, roughly speaking. Not too bad, fuckers, not too bad. Way better than I thought it was gonna be!
Let's check out the prices
Plenty of shit to discuss here too. The first neat option I spot is the $1 trial, where you get to watch five videos of your choice. I think that's a good way to test the waters here and finally see if hitzefrei.com has what it takes to raise your sails up. It's affordable too.
The first full-ass membership plan is the monthly one, costing you $29.95. That breaks down to just $0.99 a day. Yeah, hitzefrei.com tries to make it sound cheap as shit by breaking it down by day. Then there’s the 90-day full access for $59.85, which boils down to $0.66 a day. Finally, if you wanna go all in for a year, it'll run you $119.35, which comes down to just $0.32 a day. They’re practically shoving this cheap-ass deal in your face.
The first obvious reason to choose hitzefrei.com is that you get seven websites for the price of one. You pay once and unlock the entire mayhem featuring teens, MILFs, lesbians, hardcore romps, threesomes, anal...basically everything your horny mind could think of. The videos here are fucking exclusive, but that's not something I usually jerk off to in my reviews. With all the free shit and tube sites blasting every kind of porn under the sun, it's damn hard to say any of this stuff is truly unique. Know what I mean?
Live shows included
Yeah, yeah, you can filter the shit on hitzefrei.com via pornstars, filters allowing you to choose the latest videos and shit like that. That’s cool, but I want to talk about live shows. This is where shit gets really fucking interesting mainly because unlike in porn, you can interact with the hoes. You know, they turn their little webcams on, spread their little pussy lips, and do what you want them to do. It all works in a way where you can watch some of the shows for free, but to really spice things up, you need to tip the hoes.
This is where filters are way more important than on any regular porn site, mainly because of the number of hoes you get on these webcam platforms. The moment you load hitzefrei.com's live shows stash, you'll see tags like lesbian, fetish, last visited, dildo control, mature and so on. All in all, it's a definite must-see. Now, let’s move on to the goddamn conclusion.
Hitzefrei.com has earned my stamp of approval
Hitzefrei.com has got a couple of hiccups. The scene updates can be a bit unpredictable. Like, what the fuck happened to those 10 new scenes a month they promised? Feels like they’re counting on that German efficiency to slide by without delivering the goods sometimes. Then there’s the homepage that's a bit of a clusterfuck, too hectic for my liking, even if there are no annoying ads to deal with.
Still, when it comes to what actually matters, hitzefrei.com delivers. The content here is raw. These German sluts have got that extra kinky flair that makes them stand out from the crowd, and those live shows are pure fucking gold. You can actually interact with the cam girls, watch them spread their pussy lips, and do whatever your sick mind wants. Talk about getting your money’s worth.
For all these reasons, hitzefrei.com is getting the BongVi’s stamp of approval. Despite a few fuckups, they do bring the kind of hardcore, kinky content that makes your dick stand up and take notice. Give it a go!