I saw amateurpin.xxx in my inbox and I thought it was another amateur shithouse with grainy videos. You know, amateurs banging in greasy hotel rooms filmed on cameras that look like some motherfucker sprayed them with cum a year ago and never wiped the shit off.
Still, I sat my lazy ass down and loaded the site. Turns out, it’s a whole damn community of swingers and kink freaks who love swapping holes. I was like, hell yeah, I’m sticking around! Let’s give this dirty bitch a shot!
Swingers sex and amateur community
Well, amateurpin.xxx is mostly for swingers. That shit means couples who fuck with other couples, all together, you know, with zero jealousy and hard feelings. The only thing that's really hard are the cocks fucking the infidel pussies, and this time, it's all amateur.
You know, when you have staged porn where you have a famous pornstar doing fake swingers sex, it's not that exciting. With these German babes, you know they are real filthy whores with husbands who actually love getting cuckolded. I gotta say, it’s fucking liberating.
I could see myself doing that swinger shit. My only worry is the poor bastard whose wife I’d slam wouldn’t handle my mega dong. That cock in my pants is twice the size of the rest of these punks’. After I’m done stretching his wife’s holes, the next time he fucks her it’d feel like a damn sandal sliding down a hallway. I don’t just fuck holes! I blow the goddamn roof off those motherfuckers! Anyways, let's move on.
This shithouse actually has videos
I was kinda surprised to see the videos on the homepage. I thought amateurpin.xxx was gonna be some shit forum, but nah, man, the motherfuckers want to be an all-around porn site. That's why they'll end up getting my stamp of approval. Doesn't get any better than that.
I want to stream something. I spot this really skinny guy and a plump chick. Definitely looks amateur. The name of the author, uploader, or whatever you want to call it, is HornyCouple123456 or something like that. The faces are blurred but it looks like amateurpin.xxx allows user submission. That shit right there raises my expectations. Things are starting to look up. Big time!
I click and amateurpin.xxx shows me the video, at least for some time, before it slaps me with the registration form. What I managed to see is this really crisp video of a dude kissing the chick and slowly rubbing her cunt, while she jacks him off. It's all slow and very amateur, like they have been married for an eternity or something, but maybe all of us porn addicts have forgotten how real sex looks.
Anyways, I had to sign up. I’ll let you know what the hell changes once I’m done with that shit. Stay tuned, motherfuckers!
I want you to pay close attention
I deal with the registration form. It's free. All the site needs is your email and username. I get that shit done and go back to that amateur couple video. Now I can stream all of it. It's about 4 minutes. Nothing over the top, but at least I can see the shit.
Just so you know, as a free member of amateurpin.xxx, you get to stream two video a day, for free. That’s it. Two goddamn videos. Some might call that bullshit, but let’s be real, these horny swinger fuckers need your support to keep filling cunts, stretching holes, and filming their adventures. Gotta fund their filthy little hobby somehow, right?
Other shit you get for free is - three chat contacts a day, three galleries to jack off to, 30 messages saved in your chat history for 30 days, and some other random crap not even worth my spit. Still, you get a taste of the site’s dirty heartbeat for free. It’s like getting the tip in without the full dick. Sure, two videos a day is slow as shit, but whatever, do what the fuck you want. I'm gonna break down the full prices next.
If you want the real deal
Just so you know, amateurpin.xxx accepts crypto payments. Sure, you get the regular shit with cards, but I want you to know that crypto payments are fucking perfect if you are paying for something as kinky as swingers amateur porn. Just fucking saying.
Anyways, if you want a proper trial, it's gonna cost you €0.99/month. Oddly, this trial unlocks the site for the whole month. I guess that you get limited access. The price of the proper monthly plan that unlocks the whole site is €29.99/month. Then you have the three-month plan priced at €19/month, the six-month plan priced at €13.98/month, and finally the annual plan that will cost you €10.49/month (€125.90 in total).
As a member, you get unlimited access to the videos and galleries. You get less ads, unlimited friends, but all that is shit compared to the downloads. Basically, once you go VIP, amateurpin.xxx will let you download all of its content, and that, my dear friend, means you can keep it forever. One day, when the internet’s nuked and civilization’s burning, you’ll still be in your bunker, jerking off to some chubby bitch getting pounded by two dudes in a campervan. That’s what I call long-term planning, motherfucker.
Let's talk content
I fucking knew that amateurpin.xxx was gonna be huge. That's what happens when sites allow user submissions. That also means that the content is a mixed bag of dicks, but you fuckers always whine about diversity. Well, this is where you fucking get it.
You get over 18K porn videos here on amateurpin.xxx, and I think that is the news of the day. Just imagine having all of that shit for downloads! Fucking glorious. That’s a wank bank that’ll outlive you and your crusty old socks.
The videos here look mostly crisp. That's not something I usually find on amateur sites, so yeah, amateurpin.xxx takes good care of the quality of the videos. I also spotted a shitload of homemade solo shows. Not exactly swingers sex, but you get what you get.
I see a shitload of MILFs and chubby grannies stroking their hairy cunts, sucking small dicks, doing lazy sex, and all that shit you'd expect to find on a truly amateur site. The hoes probably smell like sweat and regret. Just how I like it.
A well-organized joint
Sure, you can find someone to fuck here. I have already mentioned amateurpin.xxx being a swingers community, and I don't want you to forget about that shit. It works in a very simple way. You send friend requests, send messages. You know, just like you would on Facebook, a forum, or any other kind of online community.
Just so you know, everything runs smooth here. I know that amateurpin.xxx mentioned the ads-free experience when talking about the prices, but I wasn't bothered with that shit despite the fact that I'm just a regular, free member. I respect that. I wasn't getting redirected. I also got this nice list of filters on top of the page that allowed me to choose the latest, most viewed, and most commented videos. These are all pretty fine shortcuts.
The same goes for galleries. VIP members get to download that shit too, and I'm talking about over 45K picture galleries. Yeah, not single images, but galleries! Damn man, I gotta say, amateurpin.xxx smashed my expectations into a wall and fucked them in the ass. Bravo, you nasty motherfuckers! Bravo.
Definitely worth a shot
Amateurpin.xxx is the kind of site that shoves your face straight into the cunt juice. That juice is fucking raw, probably smelly, but at least it's real. This is where you get homemade and real amateur videos made by swingers and horny sluts that don't give a fuck about filters or scripts. The phones fucking shake, the bitches are not perfect, but you can tell they are horny as hell. Fuck yeah!
You get over 18,000 homemade videos and 45,000 full photo galleries, and that shit is enough to last you a lifetime. It's the kind of place where every stretched hole and shaky blowjob feels like it might be happening next door. Shit’s real, and it fucking shows. You get chubby chicks, ugly couches, fat cocks, lazy fucks, granny clits, shitty tattoos, and if you ask me, it’s amateur porn in its most beautiful, disgusting, glorious form.
Amateurpin.xxx is where you can actually message these freaky couples, make friends, and maybe even end up balls-deep in the action if you're lucky and charming enough. It's a fucking swingers hub in disguise, with chat systems and filters that actually work. VIP means no ads, full downloads, unlimited videos, and all the galleries you could ever smear your cum over.
This site isn’t for posers. It’s for nasty motherfuckers who want the real deal. That’s what makes it worth every goddamn cent. Adios!
