Beianrufsex.com doesn't sound like much, not gonna lie. I wonder what this shitshow's all about. The favicon that I'm looking at while writing this intro say "phone sex with free live cams", and yeah, fuckers dig live cams. I tolerate them, so it all should be fine. The site is German, just so you know, so you kinda have to know how to say "suck my dick" in German to rock it properly, but I guess it's doable. Let's get into details.
A German MILF in red leather boots
Beianrufsex.com is one of those sites you recognize for being German without having to look at the letters. I mean, nothing speaks Germany more than a short-haired blonde MILF in leather red boots that go all the way up above her saggy thighs. Classic German BDSM setup.
She's got stockings under there too because of fucking course she does. I bet that her pussy takes in bratwurst like it's fucking nothing. Hell, she probably washes out her crusty cunt with a goddamn Heineken, then pours another one over your nuts just for fun!
Anyways, beianrufsex.com explains that you only pay the phone call fee and you'll receive the code for the free live cam from the girl over the phone. Ok, so you call the number and your phone gets charged per minute. That call’s your entry fee. From that point on, you chat with the chick, she talks dirty, probably calls you a filthy motherfucker in German, and while she’s at it, she gives you a code. That code unlocks the live cam feed, and that shit’s where the fun really starts.
It's not technically free. I mean, you paid for it by getting charged for the call, so let’s not act like Santa Claus is jerking you off here. The thing is, you’re not getting milked by some confusing token system or hidden subscription bullshit. You call, you talk, she moans, you get the cam. Done. Yeah, you will get charged, and if you're dumb enough to call and just breathe heavy for 40 minutes, that's on you, dipshit!
I just can't ignore it
The price is plastered all over the page, so no, I can't ignore it. It says 2.49 euro per minute, and that ain't cheap. On the one hand, you are not exactly calling your grandma to ask how to cook schnitzel. You are horny and you want to call some nasty German slut who’s ready to spit filth into your ear while fingering her cunt for the camera. It's direct hotline, so it's only natural that shit comes with a price.
Live porn is never fucking free, no matter what cheap banners try to tell you, and no, I’m not here trying to suck the site’s dick and say 2.49 is some magical deal. It is what it fucking is.
It's simply true that you could also hit some cam site where you spend half your night tipping coins to some bored bitch in Ukraine just to show you a nipple. Here on beianrufsex.com, you actually hear a real chick tell you she wants your cock in her throat while playing with her pussy on cam. It's expensive, fuck yeah, but if you're not a total dumbass, it's gonna be fine.
About the hoes
I can’t fucking wait to hit up that filthy German mama in those goddamn red leather boots! I wanna hear her nasty voice moaning through the line. It's probably all husky and fucked-up from puffing cigs since the Berlin Wall got its shit kicked in.
She’s 54, and fuck yeah, you can see her phone number right under her thumbnail. Beianrufsex.com makes sure every chick has her own extension. Don’t ask me why the fuck that matters, but clearly these motherfuckers think it’s a big deal. So yeah, each chick’s got her own line. Happy?
The 54-year-old firecracker is actually named Eveline. Yeah, I dig the chick so much that I thought I should give her a shoutout. The site also informs me about the height and weight of this babe, her cup size, her sexual orientation, and gives me a couple of her images for free. It's all pretty transparent and the ads, or whatever you want to call them, come with short descriptions where the sluts explain what they are into. You know what you are getting yourself into.
The diversity is insane
I can’t fucking tell you how many cock-hungry sluts are on beianrufsex.com, and that’s mostly 'cause the site’s a pain in the ass and won’t let me jump to the last goddamn page. Annoying shit, but whatever. I can tell that beianrufsex.com is big enough. It's fucking diverse too.
I randomly end up on the page 5 of the stash, and that's where I see it fucking all. There's this inked-up slut rocking black lingerie here, a granny with huge tits playing dress up in police uniform, this 55-year old chick with pink hair that wants to play naughty teacher with you...all in all, a wild bunch of sluts who can’t wait to mouthfuck you on the phone and suck cash outta your dumb ass. It’s all fucking nice and dandy. Trashy, sleazy, and fucking glorious.
Are you into anal phone sex
Shit's starting to look up for beianrufsex.com, big time. It's just that I dig how transparent this site is about what it does. It doesn't hide behind the usually dating site bullshit, and it's so damn raw and straightforward that it looks like Germany has its own BongVi. The person behind the site really doesn't hold back, and I'm like, keep bringing it on!
The site even has the Anal stash, all separate in the main menu, and it's exactly what it sounds like. The bitches leaving their phone numbers inside it want to talk about anal sex and show to you how they do it, and it's fucking marvelous.
You also have to understand that beianrufsex.com allows you to stay anonymous. I mean, it's all safe and shit until your wife catches you moaning like a motherfucker while shoving a goddamn toothbrush up your asshole. Then, well, that shit’s on you.
Fetish phone sex included
The site also offers fetish phone sex. Now, you know what that shit is about. The whole beauty of live shows is the diversity. You see, the babes working for beianrufsex.com understand that they have to stand out. They want as many callers as possible because that's how they earn money. They fucking know that they are not gonna earn big unless they are ready to give them fans something unique, and that brings us to fetish sex.
It's only natural that people want the nastiest shit online. I mean, if you are still not sure, maybe you should check my reviews to realize that it's a fucked-up world we all live in. On top of that, the site's MILFs are in a separate category too.
I'm not gonna say that beianrufsex.com comes packed with insane filters, because it's not, but it's pretty fine in that sense too. Not blown away by the design either. It looks somewhat obsolete raw, but it fits in the site's theme in a very odd way. Can't really put it into words.
Conclusion time
Beianrufsex.com ain’t winning any beauty contests. The design looks like it got stuck in a goddamn time warp, filters are basic as hell, and the site’s clunky as a drunk German trying to find his way home. Plus, that 2.49 euro per minute price will slap your balls raw if you’re not careful.
Here’s the thing. Beneath that crusty exterior is a wild beast of a site that actually delivers the goods. Beianrufsex.com is made for all those motherfuckers who want raw phone sex with real German sluts. These chicks are proper freaks, granny MILFs with tits that’d bounce your dick right into next week, and the site features every fetish under the goddamn sun.
Each girl’s got her own number and dirty little bio so you know exactly what kind of filthy motherfucker you’re dialing up. The site keeps your dumb ass anonymous, and you get a real live experience.
So yeah, the price is a bit of a cock-sucker, and the site looks like shit, but if you want genuine German motherfuckers ready to talk dirty and get your dick hard on the phone with a side of live cam, beianrufsex.com is worth every damn cent. It comes with a price, but it's about time you deal with it. Pay or fucking shut up! Enough said!
