Ok, I load nurxxx.xxx and I don't know what to think. Sure looks good, but I can't see the sign up button or a paywall. Could it be… free? A goddamn free porn site that doesn’t look like a pile of pixelated donkey shit? I ain’t trusting it yet, but my dick’s definitely curious.
That's when I spot it. Fucking bam and I see the magic number, 36,849 fucking videos in the amateur threesomes category alone! My cock’s already half-hard just thinking about it, so yeah, I’m staying. I gotta see what kind of filthy sorcery nurxxx.xxx is packing. Don’t go anywhere, this shit might actually slap.
I want to stream something right away
Yeah, yeah, let's get right to streaming. I’ll roast the design later if it sucks, but for now, I’m here to feed the beast!
I choose the Big Boobs category which holds over 394K videos. Jesus fucking Christ, did humanity really spend this much time filming titties? Apparently yes, and thank the horny gods for it. Humanity might be doomed, but at least we’ve documented every goddamn angle of bouncing cocks and bouncing tits. Just you know, the homepage shows the full list of the site's categories.
I go with the most popular flick in that big-booby stash. Looks like a MILF sucking a cock. I slam that thumbnail, ready to drown in tits and moaning, and nurxxx.xxx shoots me over to another site where the actual video’s hosted. You see, nurxxx.xxx is what you call a tube index site, or a redirect porn hub, whatever name you wanna slap on it. Basically, it doesn’t host the videos itself. It just rounds up the juiciest clips from other big-name porn tubes and points you straight to them.
I mean, it's not that bad. You are not stuck on one site's garbage section, and as you can see, it helps a site grow fucking huge. You also get crazy variety and unlimited freedom. You don't deal with paywalls and shit, so yeah, it's fast, it's handy, and the porn is free. I gotta say that the MILF videos was grainy but hot, so yeah, tube sites of this kind are always a mixed bag of dicks. Some of them are hard, some are limp as fuck. Moving on.
Looks damn fine for a free site
Now that I know all the most important shit, I can finally focus on shit like the design, and yeah, I’m that asshole who lives for calling this stuff out. I've already told you that the design of nurxxx.xxx confused me. It looks too damn good to be true, if you know what I mean.
The homepage is completely free of ads, and the site actually comes with decent thumbnails, black background, a decent logo, and all the shit I fucking respect and dig. Whoever the horny genius was behind this design, you got my fat, veiny stamp of approval. Bravo, you motherfucking porn wizards! Keep slapping that good shit together!
I'm still inside the Big Boobs section
You know as well as I do that huge websites are hard to tame. I'm talking about people who are picky about their porn. No matter how much filters you get, it's never gonna be enough. No matter what, some horny cunt out there’s still gonna bitch. Well, nurxxx.xxx at least tried.
At the top of the Big Boobs category, you can further pinpoint the videos by choosing tags, some of which are saggy tits, natural, small tits, Arabic, and so on. Not all of the tags have something to do with big boobs, as you can see, but I don't want to nitpick here. It's all pretty decent.
Below the list of tags, nurxxx.xxx shows another menu where you can choose between the latest, most viewed, most popular, and longest vids. Speaking of running time, it's all over the place, but I'm not surprised. As I've said, nurxxx.xxx is a mixed bag of dicks content-wise, resolution-wise, and length-wise.
I also want you to know that you get three tags below each thumbnail, so you kinda know what you are about to stream. It's all nice and neat, at least as it can be expected. Of course, it's not a surprise that nurxxx.xxx does daily updates. I mean, it's not like they make their own videos. They’re just pulling from the other cock farms and updating the feed. Nothing legendary, but it’s the bare minimum shit you expect from any decent porn parasite site.
Back to the homepage
I already know this damn review’s gonna read like “here’s a menu, there’s another menu, fuck me with a sitemap” but whatever. Not a huge deal. I have to tell you that the menu in the upper left corner of nurxxx.xxx shows the list of categories, tags, most popular videos, and popular categories. Right now, some of the most popular categories are Halloween, foot fetish, mega tits, and toilet. Yeah, no shit.
You nasty fucks are stroking your cocks to women pissing on porcelain, and I’m the one who gets shit for being too vulgar? Fuck off! You’re all kinky little dickheads, jerking to piss play and spooky dick, while the world clutches its pearls and tells me, “Your reviews are rude!” Bitch, we live in a goddamn circus of cunts, cocks, and closet freaks, and y’all acting like I’m the problem? Hypocritical motherfuckers! Go back to humping your haunted toilet fantasies while I keep calling it like I see it!
I knew this moment would come
This is the moment where I tell you about the size of nurxxx.xxx. It's so fucking insanely huge that I can’t even spit the exact number without choking on my own slobber, but I’ll give it a shot. Check this out - German 54K, Real 21K, Stepmother 119K, Amateur 774K, Mature 534K, Futanari 1K, and so on.
This is only a couple of categories, so yeah, nurxxx.xxx is almost a huge as my dick. Roughly speaking, you're probably looking at over 2 million clips, and that's probably way less than it really has. What can I say?! It's the biggest site I've ever reviewed and I have been writing for well over a decade.
I'm not fucking done yet! Below the categories, nurxxx.xxx shows the list of models. Cory Chase 1.4K, Lauren Phillips 1.5K, Riley Reid 1.9K, Adriana Chechik 1.5K, and so fucking on. As you can see, nurxxx.xxx is fucking packed with famous pornstars. I mean, when a site is this big, it's stupid to even talk about it. Of course that nurxxx.xxx holds all the world's most popular sluts and those who fucked once in a hotel room in 2012. It just doesn't stop uploading, so it's only natural.
The site's best videos
It's fucking incredible that I have written almost the whole review by just looking at the homepage and one category. To be honest, nurxxx.xxx is one of those sites that are so damn huge that they can't be handled properly in one review. Maybe I'll decide to review it category by category. I'll see.
The site's best videos show compilations of webcam shows and female orgasms, eight MILFs with huge and saggy tits getting gangbanged, a couple shagging on a beach, a hidden cam video showing a fat prick and his amateur girlfriend, a threesome with two Euro babes, a grainy getting multiple facials, and who knows what else. You know what?! It's conclusion time!
Time for me to go
Nurxxx.xxx is a filthy goddamn monster of a porn site. It's massive, chaotic, and dripping with every cunt, cock, kink, and cumshot you can think of. Still, let’s not suck its dick too hard just yet. This bitch ain’t perfect. Yeah, it’s confusing as shit at times. Some of the tags are all over the place, the categories feel like someone dumped a porno dumpster on your screen, and trying to filter shit when you’re mid-boner is not so smooth. Not everything matches what it says.
None of that fucking matters, to be honest. Nurxxx.xxx is a goddamn porn volcano, spewing out millions of videos with tits, dicks, pussy juice, and moaning sluts from every filthy corner of the planet. It's packed with every kind of porn you can think of, and I can't say that for the majority of xxx websites. It's loaded with diverse porn, and that's its best feature.
Nurxxx.xxx is a messy hellhole of porn, and that’s exactly what makes it fucking brilliant. Every horny bastard with a Wi-Fi connection should be diving into this digital cock jungle. Lube up, shut up, and go drown in tits and cunt. This site fucking slaps! You know it! I know it, so give it a go!
