Damn right, motherfucker! I’m hyped as fuck to rip this slut wide open! I’m in a filthy good mood, and that’s the only mood that matters when you're fucking around with Vegas. This time, I'll deal with veegaz.com.
Them motherfuckers rock that cringey line What Happens in Veegaz Stays In Veegaz. Real fucking original, huh? Like nobody’s ever used that goddamn line before. Whatever. I’ll roll with it unless Elvis shows up with a fucking jelly donut hanging off his dick like a cock ring. Shit’s already weird. Let’s see what kinda of crap I'm working with here!
I fucking have to sign up first
You know me. I couldn't lie to my fans even if my left nut depended on it. I really wanted to feel the vibe of veegaz.com first, but the motherfucker just wouldn't let me anywhere near the content or the prices before I signed up. Yeah, yeah, they want to make sure that I'm not some underage prick.
I deal with the signup pretty damn fast. It's free and you get the confirmation email in a matter of seconds. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Then, fucking boom! Surprise fucker! They want my face! Yeah, veegaz.com wanted a little BongVi facial scan for age check. First site on Earth to see this beautiful bastard’s mug. They don’t store the pic, but fuck it, this was probably the proudest day in veegaz.com history. They just leveled up from cum-dump to shrine. The legs of this bitch are finally wide open, so let's continue!
I shouldn't skip or jump to random shit
Yeah, I'm finally in, but I decide to take this step one shit at a time. I don't want to forget about something important along the way, and the first thing I spot that sounds important and that's probably gonna disappear later is this note saying - Spicy spring special 7-day trial for 7.95 EUR + 500 coins for free.
You know why that shit matters. These trials are fucking great if you want to feel the pulse of the site before committing to something long-term. The price seems alright. Not dirt cheap, but still fine. Also, you get those 500 coins you get to spend on webcam hoes. You know, the chicks chat with you. You tip them, and then they pay more attention to your messages and actually take your wishes into consideration. Spend it wisely.
Zooming out for a second
Shit, I almost forgot to drop a fat load on the design! Yeah, veegaz.com is…well, purple. Like, deep-space cunt kind of purple. The whole site’s clean as fuck though. It's slick, free of them bullshit banners trying to jack off your attention, pop-up cockroaches, and random ads. All fucking good.
It’s all sorted, neat, and smooth, like your mama's cunt. I’d give it a solid 9 outta 10, but fuck me with a candy cane, I’m knocking off a point just for the color. I mean, this motherfucking place is slinging raunchy filth, and they go with some dark lavender shit! Nah, bro. A site full of tits, dicks and cocksluts should hit you with colors that scream fuck me raw, not sip me gently. Just my two cents, but still, purple ain’t making my dick hard.
Videos look damn good and raw
The latest video got dumped on the site just yesterday, which means veegaz.com ain't some dusty cum-rag that updates once every goddamn solar eclipse. Nah, this motherfucker’s alive and pumping out fresh filth!
The newest fuckfest is titled My First Threesome, and just from the thumbnail, you can tell it’s not some softcore handjob bullshit. There’s a blonde bitch on there getting fucking wrecked. You know, two dicks deep, probably with one in her cunt and the other down her throat. Told you veegaz.com doesn’t fuck around!
The video runs for a full goddamn hour and 39 minutes, which is the only info you get under the preview pic. I click on that bitch, and veegaz.com slaps me right in the face with a half-assed bio and a motherfucking paywall. Like, where the hell did the classic trailers go? I miss that shit.
Anyway, turns out this flick is actually stitched together from four separate videos featuring Katrin Tequila, Baby Bamby, Rebeca Fox, Connie Sparkle, and Via Lasciva, all taking double cock for the first time. Their first threesomes, their first time getting stretched the fuck out by two hard dicks at once. Yeah, my dick’s already standing at full salute. Sounds fucking hot.
The shit goes on hardcore style
Sure, veegaz.com shows related videos below that threesome, like all nice bitches. It suggests you a couple of other categories like redhead, blowjob, role play and cumshot. All good, but I wonder about the size of this joint.
I go back to the newest list and it's fucking impossible to do any sane counting. You see, veegaz.com uploads a couple of new videos multiple times a week, so it sure ain't small. It’s got girth. It's got meat, but if you're waiting for exact numbers, suck it up. I ain't got 'em. Shit happens. Grab your lube and move the fuck on.
Since I can't play with numbers, I decided to play with filters. You have that shit at the top of the newest list and I take a look around. The list shows categories like double penetration, footjob, domina, heels, piercing, POV, and so on. A really huge list, but I go with DP.
Why the hell not?! I wanna see some slut getting her cunt and asshole spit-roasted by two cocks. I hit the filter, and veegaz.com lines up the DP vids like good little whores. Yeah, that shit’s tight. No complaints here. Dicks going in, holes stretched wide, bitches moaning like their holes are on fire. Just how I like it. Goddamn.
Maybe deal with the prices next
You have this veegaz+ option. That shit will cost you 24.95 EUR a month and it unlocks the site's content, videos and all. Sadly, veegaz.com doesn't have any long-term options like annual and shit like that. Whatever. You can always go with that trial option I mentioned above.
The interesting thing is that you can purchase individual flicks here. You top up your account with coins and then simply spend them on live shows or videos. For example, there's this Sharing My Wife flick. It's priced at 700 coins which equals 7 EUR. In this case, you have the video for 48 hours. Looks like you can't download the shit you pay.
At least this time, I actually found a goddamn preview button for the trailer. I've ranted about that shit before, complaining about the absence of trailers. Well, it's tiny as fuck, hidden like a clit in winter. Blame veegaz.com for being stingy with font sizes, not me! I’m just trying to bust a nut in peace, motherfucker.
Before I move on to the conclusion, I want you to understand that live shows are a huge part of this website. You know, it's where chicks go online and do whatever the fuck they want. Sometimes they flick their beans, sometimes they invite friends over, and sometimes it's kinky as fuck. It's interactive as hell. At the top of the webcam stash, you can choose between Asian, black, Latina, big, skinny, and all other sizes and shapes of horny bitches. Cool right!
Time for me to go
So, conclusion time, huh? Well, the coin system can suck a fat dick. I always say that. You think you’re just tossing a few coins here and there, next thing you know, you’ve spent more than a goddamn VIP subscription like a horny idiot. I think that all modern websites need long-term VIP plans. Whatever.
Even with that dumbass setup, veegaz.com still fucks hard, and I mean hard. This place is a straight-up porn playground for dirty motherfuckers who like their smut fresh, raw, and piled high with cocks, cunt, and chaos.
They drop new videos every week, and these ain’t no softcore handjob bullshit either. These are hour-plus gangbangs, threesomes, double-stuffed sluts, and wild gaping. The bitches are fine as fuck. The live cams are goddamn addictive. You tip a few coins and suddenly that bitch is moaning your name and shoving toys up her ass like you’re the king of cockland.
The site runs smooth as fuck. It's packed with porn and it never sleeps. Once you are in, it’s like your dick died and went to whore heaven, and that's all that matters. If you want live sluts, hardcore smut and a site that actually gives a shit about turning you into a dehydrated freak, this is your goddamn place.
