When it comes to giving the rest of Europe and the wider world some downright enjoyable shit to indulge in, it's safe to say that Germany definitely goes above and beyond to make sure that it happens. After all, this is the powerhouse European nation that gives us everything from Porsche and BMW to mouthwatering beer and some of the world's tastiest sausages. However, that's far from the only thing they've brought our way over the years.
After all, even someone who hasn't been to Germany before will likely be able to tell you that this is the country that has earned itself a pretty formidable reputation over the years for being downright kinky in the bedroom and populated by people who aren't afraid to push the boundaries of filth as much as they can. But what good is all of that sexual debauchery taking place in Germany if it's not caught on camera, right?
Well, luckily, the good ol’ Germans aren’t camera shy and they've been hard at work over the years bringing us some of the most mouthwatering porn performances we've ever seen and the niche of German smut is some of the most hardcore and boundary pushing imaginable. However, there's now so much of it on the scene that it can be a nightmare even to know where to begin!
That's why I've been on the hunt for the kind of website that can bring you a solid look into some of the best German porn ever made as voted by your fellow grassroots porn fanatics. Today, I wanna see what a particular porn powerhouse site can bring us because I'm gonna take a look at Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top and subject it to a classic BongVi review!
What is Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top?
XNXX is easily one of the most recognisable names in the world of modern porn and it has been an old school XXX tube size that has kept millions of people jerking themselves silly around the world for ages at this point.
Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top is not only it's dedicated selection of German porn but it's also fitted with a filter that allows you to see the smut that has been upvoted the most by other users on the site.
And seeing as this platform has been around for fucking ages at this point, it's only natural that Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top has a pretty formidable collection of German porn. In fact, at the time of writing, it had a collection of filth that was fast approaching the coveted 250,000 video mark. Fuck me!
What’s the Porn Like on Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top?
But if you're sitting there and wondering where the hell you begin with a German porn collection of this size, then you just need to calm down and put your faith in the hands of The BongVi because I'm about to take you on a classic look into three of the most heavily watched German porn scenes to be found within the sticky corners of Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top.
Antisocial German MILF Fucks in a Sex Cinema - This gloriously seedy scene revolves around a hardcore looking German MILF who is the dictionary definition of being antisocial. This is the kind of bitch who hates small talk but loves to ride a hard dick and, luckily for her, she knows precisely the kind of place that fits the bill. She often ventures down to her local porn cinema in the back alleys of a German town where she can peruse through the sex toys in the attached sex shop in peace before venturing into the dark confines of the sex cinema and get her hands on as much anonymous cock as she wants, all without any annoying conversation or small talk. Watching her get railed by men whose name she doesn't know in the shadows is so fucking hot and it's one of the sleaziest German porn scenes you'll see all week.
German Student Isn’t As Sweet As She Seems - Next, we come to a gorgeous little scene featuring an 18-year-old German student who is starring in her first porn shoot. When she first appears in this Berlin hotel room she does look nervous as fuck and has the kind of face that just seems to give off innocent vibes. However, the moment she sees the stern German dick of the casting agent is when it all changes and you quickly see that this girl is packing a level of nymphomania that cannot be tamed. She takes this massive dick like a champion in a string of positions and watching her all natural 18-year-old bouncing around on her chest is a glorious sight to jerk off over. As this dude is fucking her cunt in a POV position you see him stuff his fingers straight into her mouth as she wraps her tongue around all of them to entice him into cumming. And when he does blow his load, she doesn't waste a second playing with it in her mouth and showing it off for the camera.
German Mature Teaches Two 18+ Young Bucks - The mature German blonde in this porno looks like your classical Deutschland MILF. She has the kind of bleach blonde hair that looks like it hasn’t been updated since the 80s and a pair of massive all natural milkers that look as though they've made more men cum than she can even begin to count. However, she might be a little bit long in the tooth that doesn't mean she's stopping in their journey to drain as many balls as she can and this porno sees her diving into bed with two 19-year-old men and showing them what a real woman can do. Just check out the looks on these guys faces and you'll see that they have finally come face-to-face with the vicious sexual prowess of a mature German whore and that there's no going back from there.
Design of the Site
Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top begins with a set of filters that allows you to narrow down content according to those that are free and the ones that are available via a VIP membership to XNXX. There are also buttons here to adjust according to stuff like latest, longest, and random.
From there, the video collection on Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top begins, and you'll find the scenes are laid out horizontally in sets of four. Each video comes with a thumbnail and silently activates when you hover your cursor over it, displaying the name of the German porn studio behind it (if there is one), the title, duration, user rating, and the number of views the video has received.
What I Like Most About it
I mean, fuck me! This is what you call a proper collection of German porn! Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top is well on its way to approaching the 250,000 scenes mark. It's a vivid collection of covers pretty much every single nation genre of the German porn scene whether it's amateur videos or professional productions. It's a great way to virtually traverse the length and breadth of the kinky side of Germany.
While a German porn collection of this size can also be a pain in the ass to navigate if it's done incorrectly, I was glad to see that Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top didn't let the side down and provides you with a vivid string of filters and navigational tools to help you find your way through this meaty porn collection in a way that is easy and quick as possible.
One particular feature on Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top that deserves a individual shout out of its own is the fact that all of the videos come with thumbnail trailers that give you a silent preview of the action contained within each scene and, if the video was produced by professional German porn studio, you'll often find that they are appropriately credited underneath the video, too.
What I Don’t Like
Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top is largely flawless overall, but I have an eagle eye for things that can be improved. There was only one issue that I could find with some of the videos, and it lay in the slightly unimaginative titles scattered throughout the collection. For example, one porn scene that revolved around two mature German women hitchhiking for a ride when, in reality, they were looking to get their hands on as much random cock as possible was simply titled ‘’Classic German vintage porn,’’ when there's so many other more ball grabbing titles that they could've gone for and this is a common theme throughout the collection.
Suggestions I Have for Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top
While it's no easy feat, I'd suggest that the collection on Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top is better curated in terms of titles, and the videos that tend to be the most promising aren't overlooked with mundane titles that don't grab people by the balls from the second they see them.
Conclusion
Aside from a couple of videos with lacklustre titles, Xnxx.com/search/german%20porn?top is still a magnificent collection of German porn that allows you to cut to the chase of the nasty smut coming out of this powerhouse European country and get an idea of just why Germany has amassed such a viciously kinky reputation for itself over the years. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go looking for a flight ticket to Berlin!
