Many of you masturbators would assume that the best porn in Europe is made in the Czech Republic or Budapest, Hungary. You're not wrong. However, you're forgetting a place that still holds a place in my horny heart after traveling throughout Europe to find the sexiest sluts in the world: Germany! Do you fuckers ever type in "German porn" into a porn tube site? If you haven't, you've probably stumbled upon it by accident, but I bet it was one of the best meat-beating moments of your fucking life.
I've always loved German porn for two main reasons. One, German girls — obviously. Freaky fräuleins are some of the hottest, horniest humans on the fucking planet. And two, most of the time, they're down for anything and everything — and I mean everything. I'm talking about anal, double-penetration, deep-throating dicks, rimjobs, and even some fetish-friendly fuckery like piss drinking. Yeah, sometimes you really have to make sure that the incognito browser tab is locked and loaded when watching German porn.
You never know what you'll fucking find, but that's the fun in fapping with these videos. Then you have the older chicks who love fucking younger (18+) dudes. Although I prefer younger (18+), hotter girls to jerk off with, I'm not ashamed to admit that I do a little granny gooning. Come on — you cock jerkers do it, too; I'm just not the one with mommy issues. You perverts are probably the same ones who watch those dirty dominatrixes stepping on a horny bastard's balls. Hell, I bet you're even into watching those bitches peg the poor motherfucker.
This is what I'm getting to: you'll find all that shit here on xHamster. But that's not all. For me, I stay away from shit that I'd be ashamed of someone discovering in my browser history. Hell, I already have no shame as it is. However, old ladies and MILFs are about as far as you'll see a dick-stroker like me going with German porn. Even though xHamster offers a little bit of everything for everyone in the German category, my go-to for gooning has to be those hot 20-year-old baddies who love backdoor action.
To me, there's nothing like a dirty Deutsch dime, especially brunette ones with bright eyes, a mischievous smile, a tight body, and dick-sucking lips. No matter what you wankers are into, this is a damn good site for anything related to German smut, and I want to tell you horny bastards all about it. Before you go balls-deep into xHamster's German category, I did my research on this one for you fuckers so that you'll know what you'll see here, how the site runs, the pros and cons, and if it's worth your wank! Here's my experience, perverts!
xHamster's site layout & features
For you dick-stroking degenerates who may not know, xHamster was founded in 2007 on the idea of users sharing pics, chatting in comment sections, and uploading their videos. That's why you'll see so much goddamn user-uploaded content here. It's not just porn company channels and niche sites sharing their sample videos. It's your foreign exchange student (18+) neighbor at the University down the street after a hard day of studying, relieving stress with her "boyfriend" blowing her back out. Hell, it's even a freaky MILF in Berlin with a strap-on and a plaything she roleplays with who calls her "Mama."
Even though xHamster started as a website to share photos and videos of hot chicks and their sex lives, it's evolved into a whole fucking porn paradise. Take the top bar, for example.
You have the typical tube site search bar with a list of buttons that say:
- Videos: Find the newest and most popular titles.
- Pornstars: Scroll through a list of pornstars appearing in the videos here on xHamster.
- Categories: Get access to a list showing every category you'll find here on xHamster (For example, German — the one you're about to wank with).
- Channels: A list of users and company channels posting content here on xHamster.
- Photos: View stills from sex scenes and hot chicks posing nude.
And over the years, they've added more:
- Live Sex: Access live sex cams.
- Premium Videos: Subscribe to Faphouse.com and watch premium porn videos.
- Dating: This is for getting lucky — responsibly, of course.
- VPN: Download Priority VPN for free and hide that IP address for whatever reason you sneaky sons-of-bitches might have.
As you can see, xHamster has the whole set-up for stroking. But how does this tie into the German category? To access the German videos, you can type "German." Or, you can find it on their categories list. Come on — you cock-jerkers have done this before. Then, there's the filters — one of the best ways to narrow down that naughty video with German chicks and German smut studios' videos.
The filters xHamster has listed are:
- Trending Videos: Click this to find current and popular German porn videos.
- Newest Videos: Find the latest German videos.
- Best Videos: Watch the top-rated videos in the German category.
- Quality: Choose videos with 720p, 1080p, or 2160p quality.
- FPS: Filter between 30 and 60 FPS.
- Duration: Select German videos between 2 to 30+ minutes or find full sample videos.
- Production: Choose between producers and xHamster Creators.
Throughout the years of fapping with German porn on xHamster, I've found these filters to help me find the best videos. You won't catch my cock settling for only the shit that appears on the main page of any fucking category. If I want to see a German POV-fuck in 1080p, 60 FPS, over 30 minutes long — I'll get it every goddamn time. Do your dick a favor, fappers — use those fucking filters!
xHamster on mobile & desktop
xHamster has always done its best to make sure all you masturbators get a flawless fapping experience on all devices. I've always sat at my semen-soaked desk with my laptop, but sometimes, I'll switch it up and use my tablet or phone. The biggest reason I've always preferred the desktop site is the video player on a bigger screen for closer looks at ass and titties. On xHamster, you get a top-tier video player with no buffering bullshit. The only problem is the typical tube site ads. But hey, what'd you expect from a free sample porn site? Get used to it, gooners.
Some of the best German porn videos on xHamster
One of the things you'll notice when scrolling through German porn on xHamster is the goddamn endless amounts of granny and MILF porn. I wasn't fucking lying when I mentioned that shit earlier. As I said, sometimes, I dip my dick into the mature dick-suckers. But those aren't the videos my manhood was focused on with xHamster's German porn stash. This time, it was a roleplay sample video from Scout 69 called Brother Shows Step-Sister (18+) How It Feels To Have Dick In Her Pussy.
What's hot about it? It's hands-down the tight body on this baddie. If you wankers watch this one, you'll see a slim brunette bitch with a smooth snatch, perky tits, a puffy pussy, and an asshole that's undoubtedly had a dick up there before. For you fuckers that know me well, you know I fucking lose it over a skinny slut with a fat pussy. Scout69 didn't list her name, and her face didn't look familiar. But what I do know is that I'll be looking for more fap flicks with her, and xHamster's German category will damn sure help me find her!
My second favorite sample video was Erasmus Orgasmus Volume 2 by Deutschland Porno with Anna Von Freienwalde, Barbara Devil, Big George, Mia De Berg, and Samy Fox. You've got MILFs with gigantic jugs giving sloppy blowjobs, blonde tattooed bimbos getting their pussies pounded in a gonzo scene, hot lesbians muff-diving while stretched out by a stiffy — you fucking name it. You can't visit the German porn category on xHamster without watching this 90-minute sample video, and I guarantee that you gooners will blow the load out of your balls within the first thirty minutes!
More pros of xHamster's German category
By now, you should already know what you wankers are getting yourselves into.
But to break it down even further, here are even more pros that I experienced while fapping with xHamster's German category:
Hot German Girls: Whether they're 18, 38, or 78, you're getting a slew of sluts in homemade German sex tapes and professional studio-grade smut from German companies sharing their sample videos. Busty blonde with dick-sucking lips? Check. Tattooed, tatted, and tight? You fucking know it. I'm telling you, those Deutsch dimes will drain you dry, my guy!
Thousands of Free Sample Videos: I couldn't even fucking count how many fuck flicks are in this category. There are over 3,000 pages of German porn — with some videos over 60 minutes long. You could cum with just this category for a year and never run out of fresh, freaky-ass videos to jerk your johnson with!
Amateurs and Pro Porn Performers: As I said, most of these videos are from porn pros and German studios. But there's gold in the amateur uploads, too — freaky bitches showing off what they've got with a phone camera, a ring light, and no shame. I recommend draining your balls to both!
Photos & GIFs: It's not just about the videos. Let's say you like to choke your chicken using your imagination, dreaming of what it'd be like to stretch out a hot, horny German babe while you stare at her gaping asshole. If so, xHamster also has GIFs and photos. One of my favorites was an anal creampie GIF, showing a German girl's winking asshole as cum oozes out. But I'm sure you sick sons of bitches will find something even nastier than that shit.
The cons of xHamster's German category
xHamster still has downsides, dick-strokers. But the only ones worth mentioning are the pre-roll ads, banner ads, and thumbnail ads. You probably saw that shit coming if you've been beating your meat on xHamster for a while now. I wish that shit wasn't there, but hey, I'm sure you horny bastards are used to hitting the skip button before you even grab the lube to smear on your stiffy. It's just one of those things we all have to learn to live with on sites with free porn sample videos. It doesn't make it any less wank-worthy, but we'd all be better off beating our meat without that bullshit.
Visit xHamster to jerk off with German porn videos!
xHamster's German category is a cock-draining carnival of filth. Whether you're into nympho MILFs, bratty step-sisters (18+), fetish-friendly freaks, or busty blonde bimbos begging for a backdoor boning, xHamster's German category delivers every dirty scenario you need to nut. Sure, the ads get old, but once you're balls-deep in some filthy Deutsch dick-down, you won't give a shit. With useful filters, a mix of pro and amateur content, and enough videos to keep you cumming through the next goddamn global crisis, I have a damn good feeling xHamster's German category will be one of your new favorite dick-stroking destinations!
