Sex.com German GIFs! Goddamn, I wish these were videos. But hey, GIFs are still better than stills, right? And for you fuckers who've kept up with me a long time, you already know I have a thing for freaky German chicks. I've told my tales about Germany and how I used to travel to Europe to dick down the most diabolical dimes there. But these days, I usually sit behind my dick-stroking desk and reminisce about the good times while I wank. Sure, I watch a slew of sluts in German porn videos, but sometimes it does my dick some good to switch it up with GIFs, which is what led me to Sex.com's German GIFs.
I probably stared for an hour at one of Annette Schwarz's GIFs, which showed her throating a BBC like it was fucking nothing for a Blacks on Blondes video. I'm going to have to find that video again. Out of all the German gems my dick's discovered throughout my years of fapping, she's still one of those thots that does everything I've ever dreamed about. And for the fuckers who don't know, I'll just put it this way: she's nasty as fuck, and quite shocking to be honest. She was one of Spiegler's girls back then, and even he couldn't stomach some of the shit she did on camera. Lucky for me, that's just what I look for, and I know some of you stroking sons of bitches are the same way.
But there are other badass German bitches you'll find here on Sex.com with nasty-ass GIFs, too. Jordan Carver is one of them who made me stop and start stroking again. Those massive milkers do it for my dick every goddamn time — perfect size, perfect shape, and nah, I don't give a fuck if they're real or fake! Then you have those chicks with familiar faces, and even though their names aren't listed, you still jerk your johnson to it. I think the hardest thing about the German GIFs on Sex.com (other than how hard they make my fat cock) is not clicking the video button at the top of the page to see more.
Still, one of the best things about a GIF page is that you can see a bunch of bitches at once instead of jerking off to one chick in a one-on-one pussy pounding video. Of course, some of you perverts prefer those German gangbangs, but that’s a whole different thing. I've spent longer than I thought here. I know it doesn't seem like much when there's a world of wank-worthy videos out there. But keep in mind, cock-jerkers, I started with magazines. Then, I moved to movies, and then online porn happened, and now I've pretty much seen it all. There ain't nothing wrong with keeping it simple, and in my opinion, porn GIFs tend to get overlooked. That said, here's what you wankers can expect when you check out German GIFs on Sex.com!
Overview of Sex.com’s German GIFs
I'm not saying that the German GIFs here on Sex.com have to be your dick-stroking destination. But it can damn sure be a stop along the way to finding that perfect fap flick, right? When I first pulled up the German GIFs, my horny ass was hit with so many GIFs that I came in my pants. Seriously, I didn't even have time to rip the flap off my pants and had to change my underwear. It's laundry day, so all of my cum rags are getting a wash, so I just ended up using my cum-stained briefs. You'd be lying if you said you've never done that shit — I know, disgusting, but oh-so-convenient, right? I'm sure you dirty-ass degenerates have cleaned up with worse. Hell, some of you cock-jerkers are probably still using the same crusty cum rag from two weeks ago.
I have a feeling that once you jerk-offs see all these GIFs, you'll probably lock yourself in your dick-stroking dungeon for days. You get a little bit of everything here. After all, German porn is kind of all over the place. You'll see a shitload of mature chicks, for example. I don't know what it is about dirty Deutsch dimes in porn being older, but you see that often. You'll see them sucking a stiffy with their cum-drunk eyes glaring into the camera with their glasses covered in spunk — basically spoiling the pop-shot of that German MILF porno you never saw. Of course, it ain't always the old baddies, sometimes it's a chick like Anny Aurora getting her asshole stretched in a GIF from a Mike Adriano movie.
Hell, you even have vintage GIFs here. Now, I know I've seen thousands of fap flicks, and it's not like I absolutely need any more smut in my fap stash. However, I still wish that all of these GIFs were labeled with performer names and scene info to add to my fap list. Sure, you'll see a few of them with that level of detail, which I'm thankful for, considering I now have about five new porn movies to watch later tonight to drain my sack with before I crash. Overall, these GIFs are compiled without any organization. And unfortunately, some of these GIFs aren't even of German chicks. I recall seeing that big titty bitch, Siri, but last time I checked, I don't remember her being a German model.
Still, that doesn't mean you won't bust a bunch of nuts here. On the bright side of the clusterfuck you’ll find here, you'll be surprised at what you can find. One second, you're staring at a BBW getting her fat pussy pounded, and the next, you're staring at a skinny slut's asshole getting stretched bigger than your fist. So, it's definitely more of a hardcore kind of category — none of that vanilla bullshit, which is what I look for. I hate to keep bitching, and I'll make sure to address this shit again later when talking about the pros and cons, but do you want to know another thing that grinds my gears about these German GIFs? They don’t have any filters — why the fuck would they not have that shit? Like I said, it's a big clusterfuck of randy randomness, but at least it's non-stop nutting material, right?
No organization, but at least it’s optimized for mobile & desktop
So, now you know that the organization is shit here. However, one thing Sex.com does right, regardless of the category — videos, GIFs, or photos — is that each page is optimized for both mobile and desktop. I know, it should be the bare minimum these days. You'd think that, but then again, you fuckers don't see all the shit show smut sites I see sometimes. Pussy is pussy, and big titties are always going to make me smile and stain my keyboard with cum. But the user experience matters. At least that's not something you'll have to worry about here on Sex.com. All you have to do is lube up, stroke, and scroll. One thing I should warn you wankers about is that Sex.com is pretty tight on the whole age verification thing. But hey, this can be avoided by creating an account and using a VPN.
The pros and cons of Sex.com’s German GIFs
I'll always prefer videos, no matter how many hot, horny German GIFs are at my sticky-ass fingertips here on Sex.com. Sure, there's a lot of them — everywhere I look here, there's a thot getting her face-fucked or holes drilled. So, it's easy as hell to drain your balls. But I still prefer a good ol' gonzo video. Still, that doesn't mean you motherfuckers won't like what I've seen here as long as you can look past the shitty organization. In fact, the pros heavily outweigh the cons if you fuckers are the types of fappers who prefer GIFs, especially if you're into hot, dirty Deutsch dimes. That said, here are the pros and cons I've discussed that you dick-strokers can expect when you visit Sex.com's German GIFs!
Pros:
● Tons of freaky German chicks like Annette Schwarz, plus MILFs, BBWs, and any cumslut you cock-jerkers need to nut
● Quick-loading GIFs perfect for fast, no-lag jerking
● Mobile and desktop friendly
● Some GIFs state performer and scene information
● Free access without forcing you to whip out your credit card
Cons:
● No filters or organization — total clusterfuck of randy randomness
● Some GIFs aren't even of German performers, and some GIFs don’t state performer or scene information
● Age verification can be a pain in the ass unless you use a VPN or create an account.
Visit Sex.com to jerk off with German porn GIFs!
Some of you strokers might say that GIFs aren't good enough for your gooning sessions. I know that you're probably so used to fapping with fuck flicks at this point that anything less is foreplay for your fap sessions. But hey, maybe that's why you'll actually fuck with Sex.com's German GIFs. Who said this had to be your only dick-stroking destination? Take me, for example. I just jerked off to hundreds of GIFs, filled with freaky German gems from the past and present, and do you think I'm done fapping? Fuck no, motherfuckers! In fact, I'm going to watch those wank-worthy titles that I found through some of these GIFs, which, surprisingly, I haven't seen yet. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to continue making my chronic cock-jerking condition even worse, and I hope you horny bastards will do the same with Sex.com's German GIFs!
