Goddamn, it’s motherfucking motherless.com! We’ve all fucking heard of this dirty little bastard, and I’m like 99% sure I’ve already torn into it in a review somewhere. Honestly, is there any porn site my dick hasn’t crawled through yet? Seriously, if there’s a hole on the internet, chances are I’ve already face-fucked it. Anyway, today I’m dealing with motherless.com/term/casting.
Yep, that’s right, casting porn. Fresh meat, clueless sluts, and dicks flying around. You know I’ve got a hard-on for this kind of shit. If you've ever jerked it to TPD’s casting videos, you know what the fuck I’m talking about. Onwards with the details!
What grabs me by the balls right away
I fucking love the site's logo. Always have. Always fucking will. Instead of the letter O, these pervy geniuses slapped in a no-entry sign with some lady dragging a kid around, and then crossed it the fuck out. Yeah, it gets the 18+ only point across but it's so damn quirky and rude at the same time. It's rude. It’s wrong. It’s a big old middle finger to decency, and honestly, it's my cunt of tea.
Other than that, motherless.com/term/casting looks pretty standard. You get a wall of thumbnails against a black background, the main menu, a couple of filters, and then there’s this weird little fucking detail that’s either haunted or high.
In the top right corner, there’s a teeny-tiny video of some creepy bitch in a black dress swinging like she’s waiting to suck the soul outta your dick. Feels like the chick from The Ring took a break from crawling outta the TV to hang out on Motherless and watch dudes stroke it. I ain't looking in that direction again unless I wanna piss myself mid-fap. What the actual shit, motherless.com/term/casting?
If you have a thing for amateur porn
Here I am, staring dead at the motherfucking thumbnails. Right off the bat, I can tell motherless.com/term/casting is packed with amateur shit.
You know, casting videos of clueless little hoes who wanna fuck their way to some kind of fame or cash. They’re basically auditioning their tight cunts, trying to climb the dirty ladder. The sluts are fucking their way to the top so they can start raking in cash off their tits and shit. Oh, and some of these videos go on forever. Yeah, more on that shit later.
One of the latest videos here on motherless.com/term/casting has subtitles in some Balkan motherfucking language. I’m guessing the dumb little cunt’s Serbian, since there’s a “bg” in her stage name (Belgrade, if you didn’t know). Yeah, why the fuck not take a peek at that shit? This flick drags on for almost half an hour, which is weird as hell for casting porn that usually gets to the point fast. Oh, and in case you didn’t know, Cherry Kiss is Serbian too. That damn country deserves some of my goddamn attention, so why the fuck not give it?
I click on the thumbnail and motherless.com/term/casting is nice enough to take me straight to the player. I don't get bothered with ads and redirects. I check the info out, and it turns out that this casting video has around 44K views, and some of the tags stuck on it are fat, whore, and Bulgarian. Yeah, these motherfuckers running motherless.com/term/casting know how to slap on tags, though they’re about as good at geography as a blind drunk with a map. Whatever, fuck it! Let’s see if this shit actually streams or if I’m gonna have to jerk off to a loading circle.
Let the streaming begin
She’s chubby as fuck, no sugarcoating that shit. Babbling some random bullshit with the dude filming her, like anyone gives a flying fuck. Just get to the cock, bitch! Anyway, she grabs a pink dildo and starts working that cunt. The whole thing streams smooth as fuck, with no ads, but the video quality is not so good. Eh, kinda looks like you’re watching it through jizz-streaked glass. Not total shit, though. You can still clearly see the cunt and the dick, so it gets the job done.
Eventually the cock makes an appearance and she’s sucking and fucking like a real filthy little amateur whore. Not bad at all. I’ll be real with you, casting porn doesn’t need 4K HD bullshit to be hot. Sometimes that raw, low-budget fuckfest hits just right. Still, let’s not pretend my dick’s saluting this like it’s the goddamn Holy Grail. It’s decent. End of story.
Right under the player, motherless.com/term/casting gives you the standard shit like a comment section, a download button, and a share option in case you feel like spreading the smut. One clever motherfucker dropped a comment: “I should have studied abroad.” and yeah, that’s the kinda pervy humor you get on amateur sites. Dudes cracking jokes with one hand on their cock. Don’t know if the universities in Belgrade are worth shit, but the sluts? Goddamn, those cunts are grade-A material.
It's really time to fucking focus
Goddamn, I’ve almost jacked out a full 1K words here and I still haven’t even fucking mentioned the girthy size of this monster! Let me drop the numbers! 31,552 uploads, 15.2K videos, images 15K, galleries 413, boards (whatever that shit is) 185, and groups 10. As you can see, motherless.com/term/casting is fucking huge. Also, it's just one stash of the site, so yeah, it's almost as huge as my dick. Almost.
You have this drop-down menu where you get to choose between the latest videos of all time, the uploads of the last week, month and year, sort by duration and relevance. I don't know what that relevance shit is about. Maybe cock-to-cunt ratio? I can tell that motherless.com/term/casting comes with a set of nice filters, and that's all that matters.
When a site is this huge, it needs decent filters, but there's another thing that always comes hand in hand with size. That would be diversity. I have only watched the site's latest list, only the first page, and I can already tell that the motherfucker's diverse. The flicks seem mostly amateur, but I spot interracial, lesbians, and generally speaking, sluts from all over the world doing their casting shit.
Zooming out for a second
You are not fucking stupid! You already understand that motherless.com/term/casting is only one category of a monster of a site. I get that shit too, and that's why I zoom out for a second.
Accidentally, I end up on the site's About Us, and that's where the Motherless team says the interweb is filled with cookie cut shit tube site and Building a site like this from scratch is a huge undertaking and eats up countless hours of hard work. Fuck all the other tube sites. This is your home now... Like, motherfucking hell yeah! That’s the kind of big-balls energy I live for! Sounds like I wrote that line. Mad props, you dirty legends! Fucking respect where it’s due!
Yeah, about the categories. Motherless.com is an absolute behemoth, so yeah, the category list is long enough to choke a fucking rhino cock. It mentions shit like interracial, orgy, lactation, redhead, rimming, MILF, Hentai, homemade, and who knows what else. At the top of the categories list, you can choose between straight, gay, funny, transsexual and extreme, so yeah, it's refined as fuck.
Check it out
Motherless.com/term/casting is not just some lazy porn site peddling recycled cum rags from Pornhub’s dumpster. Nah, this shit is raw and fucked up in the best way.
It's got chubby sluts deep-throating dicks, amateur hoes fingering their cunts with cheap dildos, casting couch freak shows, and the kind of international madness that proves pussy is a universal language. One minute you’re watching some thick Serbian chick gagging on balkan dick, and the next you’re five pages deep into lesbian rimjobs filmed on a flip phone from 2007. It’s chaos. It’s art. It’s my kind of hellhole!
Sure, the site design looks like it’s been huffing glue since 2009, and the video quality can be meh, but fuck it. The sheer volume is insane, and you get casting porn. The streaming is all nice and free of ads, and the stash gets regular updates. I think that the number was around 30K. Yup, motherless.com/term/casting and the site in general are big enough to last you till you fucking die.
Motherless is the cockroach of tube sites. It just won’t die, and thank god for that. Yeah, bitch about the blurry vids and janky layout all you want. I probably will too, but at the end of the day, I’ll still be here, because this site fucking delivers. That’s why motherless.com is THE tube site. It’s worth your cum, your time, and every last drop of your last dignity. Now shut the fuck up and start jerking!
