Aha, this shit is about auditions! You know I have a hard-on for castings, auditions, and all that fucking stuff, especially if they feature slutty bitches, so it's no wonder I chose gogobarauditions.com for today's review. Right off the bat, gogobarauditions.com has a Las Vegas feel to it, you know, like it's an online casino where the live dealers let you fill their cunts with virtual cum once you hit a royal flush, and that vibe draws me in. Can't fucking wait to see what these go-go auditions are all about! Let's goddamn get into it!
Real interviews and hardcore auditions
Damn, this place is fucking wicked! I mean that in both senses - this shit looks unique and it's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, it's got that local bar or sleazy casino vibe going on, except the chicks pretend like they're applying for a job and the owner of this gogobarauditions.com puts them through a hardcore test to see how far they'll go to climb that corporate ladder.
The shit's fucking hilarious, obviously staged, but I ain't gonna shit on the webmaster's parade here. The site proudly boasts, "The first ever bar girl casting site featuring real interviews and behind the scenes actions" and I'm gonna let it be. You know those bitches I banged on the TPD casting? Those were real job interviews too. Hey, this is me, Adriana Chechik, writing this review! You might not recognize me without the anal gape, but I promise, it's me! Yeah, right, it's fucking her. Alright, let's move the fuck on.
Uncensored Thai porn in HD
If you're gonna pay for smut, it better be motherfucking HD, and gogobarauditions.com checks that crucial box. The videos are fucking lit, with cum oozing out of those cunts in crystal-clear resolution and the hoes' skin looking goddamn flawless. That's the kind of quality we're all fucking looking for.
Don't think for a second that gogobarauditions.com is one of those cookie-cutter paysites where everything is elegant and posh! Nah, gogobarauditions.com has a wild, almost fucking hilarious side to it that makes it impossible to forget, and that's one thing most paysites fucking fail to do. Once you've seen gogobarauditions.com, you remember that shit, and that's a big fucking plus in my book.
The logo is fucking great, looking like something that has fallen out of GTA, all tropical and shit, and the background picture definitely gives off a casino vibe. The motherfucker who designed gogobarauditions.com has said everything there is to fucking say about the joint right there on the homepage, and I fucking dig it when I don't have to explore nooks and crannies to see if a website is packing censored or uncensored porn and if the updates are regular. This is the way to go design-wise, if you ask me. Plus, even though there's a slightly hectic vibe going on here with all the lights and shit, gogobarauditions.com doesn't show any goddamn ads. Another major win for the joint! Ok, let's move the fuck on.
You are here for the porn, right
The thumbnails don't show any preview, and I'm goddamn mad at that. C'mon now, how does such a clever web designer come up with such a cool logo and forget about the damn previews! Shit! The thumbnails have that full HD tag and it is fucking dandy and shit, but gogobarauditions.com blows it once again by not showing trailers.
Click on any of these motherfucking thumbnails and the only thing you're gonna be slapped with is the paywall. People need those damn trailers, you know, even if it sounds like a desperate thing. They fucking do like to know what the fuck they are paying for. I guess you'll have to live with the fact that you get auditions and job interviews hardcore style, in HD. Pay for it and shut the fuck up!
Another fucking bombshell! At the time of this review, gogobarauditions.com had only 36 videos to show, and I guess it's expected from a site that shows real porn from real auditions for a real job in a go-go bar. It's not like the dude behind gogobarauditions.com is running a goddamn Google corporation. 36 chicks is more than enough to serve the visitors of some Thai go-go bar, and just so you know, maybe not all of these bitches got the job. I guess gogobarauditions.com could start an IT section or something. Chicks are great with details like previews and shit, and let me tell you, hardcore job interviews get a ton spicier with some nerdy glasses included. Wipe those damn glasses and give people some video previews! Now get to work bitch! That's how I would do it. Just fucking saying.
You get a dickload of bonus content here
Damn, I was this close to saying that gogobarauditions.com was too small to be worth a payment. this damn close! It was when I opened the Join Now section and scrolled down that I realized that gogobarauditions.com is part of an xxx network that counts who knows how many porn sites. Some of the sites I noticed are creampiecuties, asiansuckdolls, and creampiethais. Aha, that's why all the cunts were dripping with cum on gogobarauditions.com! The network is obviously into that shit and who the fuck isn't?!
The first thing you should know about is that gogobarauditions.com offers a one-month trial and that shit is priced at $29.95. Hmm, considering the fact you get streaming only, it's pricey. It's much better to go with the full monthly membership that costs $39.95/month, because that is where you get both streaming and downloading. Downloads are fucking cool, man, and you're gonna realize it the moment you end up horny but offline.
The three-month premium access is $24.95/month. As you can see, the longer the plan, the better the price. Finally, the best deal is the yearly plan priced at $14.95/month. This shit is billed in one payment of $179.40. Of course, both of these longer plans unlock streaming and downloading.
The shit you should focus on
First of all, the info that gogobarauditions.com offers exclusive, HD, uncensored content is something you should etch in your fucking memory. It's not like shit like that happens in the Asian xxx land every damn day. Don't get me started with that shit! The chicks featured in these flicks are either in their late teens, 18+ of course, or in their early twenties, and you know what they say about Asian cunts being so goddamn tight they're addictive. Something like once you go black. Well, gogobarauditions.com kicks that shit up a notch by hiring young 18+ hoes for the job, making the situation even tighter.
Since you get gogobarauditions.com and all those other motherfucking sites I mentioned, you don't have to worry about updates and shit. Anyway, you get plenty of videos. The sites work on all devices, and you get fast, unlimited streaming. Another thing I noticed and that's not so common for porn sites is that gogobarauditions.com offers 24/7 customer support. Damn, now it feels even more like an online casino! Really now, gogobarauditions.com is not fucking perfect, but it blew me the fuck away with the way it handles things. Very fucking unique, to say the least!
Time to end this shit
Alright, let's wrap this shit up about gogobarauditions.com. First off, the fuckups...yeah, there are a few. The lack of previews is a fucking cocktease. Come on, you want to see what you're getting into before you whip out your wallet, right, and the video selection, while it gets the job done, could use some more variety. More dicks, more cunts, more everything, you know?
Hey, here's where gogobarauditions.com shines like a motherfucking diamond-studded dildo in the dark. It's all about that exclusive, HD, uncensored content. You're not gonna find that shit just anywhere. They've got those tight Asian cunts and young 18+ hoes getting down and dirty, making you feel like you've stumbled into the backroom of a Bangkok go-go bar. Plus, this joint is part of an xxx network, meaning you shitheads get bonus content. The site works smooth on all devices, the streaming is fast as fuck, and they even have 24/7 customer support - like, who the fuck does that in porn?
So, yeah, gogobarauditions.com ain't perfect, but who the fuck is? It's got the goods where it counts and it's worth every damn penny if you're into some wild, uncensored Asian action. Get in there, pay up, and get your freak on. Case fucking closed!
