You bust your nut to fat bellies and milk-dripping tits, huh? Yeah, you're into that preggo porn filth, and fuck it, I ain’t here to shame you. I’m The BongVi, not some holy dick-sucking savior handing out soup to orphans. I didn’t cure cancer, I didn’t invent some shit that saved humanity. I just built a damn empire in the porn world by knowing what makes your cock hard.
When I say there’s absolutely nothing wrong with jizzing over knocked-up sluts, believe it. You ain’t gonna get them any more pregnant, they fucking love dick, and their pussies are practically begging for cum 24/7. No shame in nutting to a baby oven. Now let’s see what kind of wet action pregnantkristi.com is packing. Vamos!
Sloppy but fuckable
I load pregnantkristi.com and it looks odd. Yeah, all I see is the background looks like a baby shower puked all over my screen. There's a basic logo of some preggo silhouette, and two damn buttons, Members and Join. That’s it.
I had to scroll down to actually see the thumbnails and shit, so yeah, not the best design. It's mediocre. You know, nothing to grab you by the balls right away, but it doesn't make you hurl either. Like a medium size dick with only one ball. Something like that. You’ll still fuck it, but you ain’t bragging about it after.
Her name is actually Kristi. Like, no shit! Yup, the star of pregnantkristi.com is this Kristi blonde chick who explains that she has been modelling for a lot of sites in the past. She she literally says “modelling, wink wink” like we don’t know that means she’s been choking on dick for a living.
She's terrible at content writing but excellent at sucking dick. Long dick short, she has no problem fucking in front of a camera, and now, since she's already pregnant, she thought of launching a fetish site starring her belly, tits and cooch. Cocks go in, money comes out.
People bitch about not having work. Meanwhile, this knocked-up slut built a whole site around her pregnant pussy. If you want a job, make that shit work. Be like Kristi! Anyway, let’s move the fuck on.
Pick A Hole, Any Hole
The subtitle I've just wrote is actually a title of one of the videos here on pregnantkristi.com. For the title to actually appear, you have to hover over the thumbnails. Not the end of the world! Thumbnails don't show previews, but this one image I do see explains that it's a solo show featuring Kristi and her horny holes. I decide to click on that shit. My dick told me to.
Instead of giving me a preview, a trailer, or something like that, pregnantkristi.com slaps me with a paywall. I know that Kristi makes preggo porn and that her shit is exclusive, but a paysite needs to grab you by the balls with something. It's not about the content type, really. It's about the wow factor that each site that wants you money needs.
Kristi, I’m in a decent fucking mood today, so I won’t totally rip your asshole apart, but here’s a little pro tip from someone who’s seen more porn than your horny cunt. Get your preview game up, girl! People need that juicy shit.
About the content
I don't know a lot about Kristi, but I can fucking tell that she's hot.
She's a blonde bitch with a slim body and a nice set of tits. Of course, she's pregnant now, so them tits are probably twice their normal size and leaking like a broken slut faucet. She looks pretty natural, with a nice coochie. It's one of those pussies with big lips. You know, a really sloppy kind, and I don't mind.
Pregnantkristi.com is packed with solo shows. You know, she's fingering herself, shoving toys up her holes, and all that jazz. Yup, she does anal. Every once in a while, Kristi invites a cock to her set, and sure, they fuck. I can see this one cock being sucked, fucked and milked, and the jizz ends on the hoe's pregnant belly. Really fetish shit. Filthy. Beautiful. Goddamn art.
People love jerking it to pregnant sluts, way more than they are willing to admit. That shit's raw. It's fucking primal. You see a belly full of baby and you fucking know that someone nutted in that cunt already. You are sure of it, and your dick twitches. You can’t knock her up again, so it’s a green light to unload in every hole like a goddamn creampie factory. Plus, those tits are massive. Veiny. Dripping. Built for sucking. That round belly wants you to bread it again, over and over, so it's no wonder people love that shit.
How much for this pregnant slut
It's time I deal with those prices. Two options for you sick fucks. You have the monthly plan priced at $16.64/month. I have to say it's a fair price. It’s like half the shit other porn sites charge, and those greedy fucks usually want thirty bucks to show you the same five recycled scenes and a limp dick preview. Kristi ain’t a dumb bitch. She knows her worth, but she ain’t trying to fuck your wallet raw.
You have this other option named Best Deal. The odd thing is that it doesn’t even say how long that shit lasts. Just slaps you with $24.95/month and hopes you don’t ask questions. Not exactly the most transparent cock on the block, but it’s decent enough. Before you make the payment, you have to sign up. When it comes to payments, pregnantkristi.com supports Credit Card and Pay Pal.
Around 50 exclusive pregnant porn flicks
Ok, the first thing you need to know is that pregnantkristi.com holds around 50 videos in total. That's the current count, but the babe promises to upload more. The real question is, what the fuck happens when her belly ain’t bloated anymore? Kristi, babe, if you need some fresh cum to knock you up again, I’ll volunteer my dick. Seriously, the world needs a little BongVi Junior. With your slutty ass and my genius brain, that kid would rule the goddamn planet. If it pops out a girl, fuck it, we go another round.
Anyways, you have to understand that Kristi sells nothing but high-end, exclusive porn videos and images. Yeah, you get picture sets too, and if Kristi continues being pregnant, you'll get more updates. The most important thing is that VIP members of pregnantkristi.com can download the content. Even when that baby pops out, grows the fuck up, and goes to college, you’ll still be beating your meat to mommy’s preggo belly. Romantic as fuck.
The site is full responsive. You fucking know what that means. On top of that shit, pregnantkristi.com promises fast customer support. That shit is always nice to see. You see, to be honest, I was worried at first. The content did look high-end, but it also looked amateur, if you know what I mean. Also, these sites run by only one chick tend to lack in the diversity department. I guess you'll have to be the judge of that. If you ask me, it's a fair price for a real fetish site with a really pregnant chick.
Final thoughts
Pregnantkristi.com ain’t flawless, let’s get that shit straight. The design’s kinda meh, like someone shoved it together during a 3AM jerk-off session between diaper changes. You hover for video titles like it’s a fucking game of hide and seek, there’s no trailer to warm your dick up, and I don't know what that Super Deal is all about. Maybe don’t be cryptic as fuck, Kristi.
Yeah, don’t expect a gangbang with different cunts every day of the week, because this is a solo bitch bonanza. It’s all Kristi, all the time. One mama, one baby bump, and a whole fuckload of fingering, toy stuffing, ass-plugging, and random cocks showing up for a quick nut session.
On the other hand, Kristi’s the real fuckin’ deal. This bitch is pregnant, horny, and knows how to sell the fantasy. Her content’s exclusive, her pussy’s juicy, her tits are full of milk and bouncing like they’re trying to break free. She gets plowed, she moans like a goddamn siren, and she’s clearly having fun while doing it. That’s the dream, baby.
So yeah, the site’s got its bullshit, but it’s honest filth. It’s raw and slutty in the best goddamn way. If you’re into knocked-up pussy, milk tits, and bellies full of baby and cum, Kristi’s your bitch. Pay the fee, lube up, and enjoy this sexy mama while the bump still lasts. Adios.
