Yo, you sick fucks! You want to wank off to knockedupsluts.com, huh?! Well, I get the hype. You get to pound all their juicy holes with your sticky spunk and not worry about any stupid shit like babies or consequences. Just blast those fat, stretched-out cunts and watch your load drip out their swollen fuckholes!
Believe me, knocked up sluts are always dripping wet and horny as hell. Then there’s those tits, all veiny and twitchy with nipples so damn sensitive they practically scream for dick. Pure fucking perfection! Now, let's see what knockedupsluts.com brings to the table!
Motherfucking XBiz award winner
I load up this site thinking it’s some forgotten shithole only freaks like us would dare to visit. Boy, was I fucking wrong! This beast has been noticed by the big shots. XBiz themselves handed knockedupsluts.com the crown for best adult site and scene of the year. You know Xbiz. Those fuckers mean business. That’s legit respect. I fucking tip my hat to that, and it means this shit deserves your goddamn cash. Sure, it deserves my review too.
Another thing I spot right away is that knockedupsluts.com is a part of a porn network named Staxxx Network. I’ll get into the nasty details later, but when a site’s part of a network, it means a fuckton of extra content for all you VIP motherfuckers, plus fresh shit coming at you regularly. So far, it’s looking damn good. Let’s keep going!
Pregnant sluts and their hairy cunts
You know how it is with pregnant chicks. Their goddamn cunts usually look like a damn jungle down there. Either they’re too lazy to shave that hairy shit off or they’re just riding that natural vibe all the way. Well, the chick on the cover of knockedupsluts.com is rocking one of those shaggy coochies too, and I ain’t even mad. That hairy cunt’s gonna look ten times hotter once it’s drenched in thick spunk.
Design-wise, knockedupsluts.com looks pretty damn good for a porn site that’s not trying to shove ads up your dickhole every two seconds. Also, I fuckin’ love how the thumbnails are laid out. Some of them show video previews, and that shit adds some movement to the homepage. It doesn't look boring, although I have to say that knockedupsluts.com rocks a pretty standard vibe. You get a simple logo and some notes telling you this dirty site is part of a bigger porn network. Slick enough, simple enough, and fucking hot enough to get your dick hard. So far, it’s looking pretty damn good.
About the content
Here I am, clicking around, trying to find the videos stash, or anything else that I'm used to seeing on paysites. I gotta say that the joint is not as transparent as I would want it to be. Yeah, yeah, knockedupsluts.com belongs to a porn network that holds fuck knows how many videos, but I fucking want trailers. You know, I want that shit where each video has its own trailer and a video description. Something like that. Well, knockedupsluts.com doesn't do that shit and I'm fucking pissed.
I decide to focus on this one big, official trailer of the site. I guess it's better than nothing. I have two things to say about the shit here on knockedupsluts.com. First of all, it's niche porn. You know as well as I do that not all dudes are into pregnant chicks. It’s taboo as fuck, and if that makes your pussy hurt, get the fuck out. I mean, you’re still here reading this filthy review, so I know you’re into it. Don’t play dumb.
Second is that the content is raw. Looks like amateur porn turned up to eleven, if you know what I mean. The available clips are crisp as fuck, don't get me wrong, 1080p and all that shit, but it all has an amateur vibe to it. Euro vibe too, if I may add. The chicks tend to rock lingerie, and they are not famous. They look like ordinary housewive chicks doing it with their hubby, neighbor, or best friend. Yup, a lot of solo shows and lesbian shit here, as well as hardcore banging including couples. It’s not polished studio crap.
Over 30 exclusive sites
Before I start blabbing about prices and all that payment bullshit, lemme tell you about this nasty little note slapped on the knockedupsluts.com homepage. It says the Staxxx Network's got over 30 dirty sites under its fat fuckin’ cock. That’s some big dick energy right there.
I don’t know how many fuckin’ vids are stuffed across all those sites, and honestly, I don’t give a shit. What matters is that these motherfuckers pump out fresh smut daily. Yeah, daily goddamn updates. That means you’re never jerkin’ it to the same stretched-out cunt twice unless you fuckin’ want to.
Now, let’s talk about what knockedupsluts.com is shoving down your throat, and that’s exclusive baby bump porn. You ain’t gonna find this shit for free unless you wanna watch some pixelated garbage where you can’t even tell if the chick's knocked up or just stuffed from a six-pack and a burrito. Most free shit looks like someone filmed it through a dirty asshole, but this place gives you the real deal. It fucking gives you 1080p pregnant sluts with fat tits and hungry cunts, ready to swallow dick.
Let's talk prices
Yep, payment time! I just want to fucking tell you that this wretched porn network has won AVN's awards for the best director, for the most outrageous scene, and the best pornstar site. Fucking congratulations! That’s some top-tier fuckery right there!
One award you will never get, motherfuckers, and that shit would be for the most informative tour page. Like, how the fuck do you run a smut empire, sling top-shelf knocked-up pussy, and still forget to list all your fucking sites somewhere? That’s like a dude walking around with a monster cock and then buying fake tits just to balance things out. You’ve got the goods, so fucking show them off! Don’t be shy, motherfuckers! Flaunt that shit like a cum-drenched trophy cunt on parade.
The good news is that knockedupsluts.com offers a trial. The price of that thing is $1. You gain access to the site for two days, and that's way than enough to help you see whether you like the joint enough to commit. That's always a fair deal. That’s more than enough time to blow your load, twice, maybe even three times if you ain’t a lazy fuck. Fair fucking deal, no bullshit.
The first real VIP plan is the monthly one, and that shit is priced at $29.97. It's a good price for 30+ sites in total. Finally, the price of the annual subscription is $65. Sure, the longer the plan, the better the price. It's always like that, so play it smart.
This shit gets updated every single day. I don't want you to forget about that. Also, the content is exclusive and HD. Of course, this network makes content that's compatible with all devices, tablets and smartphones included. I didn't expect anything less from a porn network that had enough brains to snag a couple of big rewards. These motherfuckers know what they are doing.
The final word
So, the final word on knockedupsluts.com. Yeah, the name tells you exactly what kind of fuckfest you’re stepping into, but before I start sucking this site’s dick too hard, let me bitch a little, because yeah, there’s some shit that stinks.
Finding the full video stash feels like really confusing shit. Also, where the fuck are the trailers? Where the hell is the full network list? This shit won awards, but they still don’t know how to show off properly. I also hate the absence of trailers for each movie. Yeah, I should say that preggo porn ain't for everyone, but I think you dig it.
The content is exclusive, raw, and shot in crispy 1080p glory. These motherfuckers actually film high-quality scenes with real amateur vibes. In total, you are looking at over 30 goddamn sites included in your membership, all of them packed with niche smut, and all of them updated daily. DAILY, motherfucker! That's more fresh pussy than your sorry ass can handle, and it all works on phones, tablets, dildos, probably even your microwave at this point.
If you love pregnant sluts getting filled with cock and cream, knockedupsluts.com is your holy grail. Shit’s exclusive, filthy, well-shot, and constantly pumping out fresh content. Yeah, knockedupsluts.com is one of the best pregnant porn collections out there. Pay up, jack off, and thank me later.
