Looks like the web’s stuffed with filthy sluts I haven’t even bothered jerking off to yet, let alone reviewing. That’s the beauty of being The BongVi. I get first dibs on fresh cunt while the rest of you are stuck at your 9-to-5s pretending your dick still works.
There’s always some new bitch shaking her ass, ready to get drenched in my verbal cumshot, so yeah, let’s talk about this ripe piece of MILF meat called LiseLoreXX. You horny shitbags need a reason to not blow your load on some discount amateur garbage, so here’s a chill review to help you get through your sad day. Let’s go!
A curvy MILF with huge knockers
Alright, let’s cut the crap. LiseLoreXX is not exactly a pornstar, and that's a goddamn shame. Thanks to the lack of bio info about her online, I don't know when she started doing porn. I don’t know if she started yesterday or twenty fucking years ago, but either way, she didn’t really exist until I spit her name into the spotlight. So congrats, slut, welcome to the industry, officially baptized in BongVi jizz.
The little info I do find online says that LiseLoreXX is in her forties. She's from the Netherlands, and she has that all natural, curvy body with a set of thick tits. She looks like one of those bomb babes with an ass that jiggles on top of cocks, so yeah, color me fucking curios.
LiseLoreXX is a cam whore shaking that fat ass on cam, bouncing on toys and making losers beg in broken English, and yeah, I’ll drop those site names later. Just know that LiseLoreXX looks like the perfect bitch for a filthy FFM. Like she’s the cougar slut teaching some bleach blonde bimbo how to deepthroat cock without choking like a rookie. Shit’s hot. Alright, let’s keep going.
She loves cumming all over her toys
I find her shit on some onscreens site. It's where I see a shitload of LiseLoreXX's shows. It's all locked behind a paywall but that's not the point. You know that all these live shows are usually premium, at least if you want to chat with the sluts and ask for custom content. More on that shit later.
I want to tell you about the tags usually attached to LiseLoreXX's work, just to help you understand how she does her thing. Some of the tags are vibrator, MILF, big tits, interactive toys, nipple toys, dirty talk, orgasm, oil, fisting, and anal. That should paint a crystal picture of what kind of nasty this bitch brings to the table.
This show that I have watched is a solo, showing the brunette with a pink dildo lodged inside her juicy cunt. She stares at the camera while her pussy twitches and her legs shake in an orgasm. If you ask me, there's something raw about LiseLoreXX. She looks like a MILF next door who’s flicking her bean while dinner’s burning on the stove and her husband’s off being a useless prick. If you ask me, it's one hell of a hot concept.
Lise is active on Chaturbate
I’m here to talk about LiseLoreXX, but don’t think for a second I’m gonna ignore the shit that pisses me off. I’m the motherfucking BongVi, not some ass-kissing simp trying to sniff this bitch’s panties for approval! My job’s to help you sick bastards find the hottest whores to blow your loads to, not to jerk off someone’s ego just ‘cause they got nice tits.
Now, let’s get into the real shit. LiseLoreXX does shows on Chaturbate, but here’s the problem, and yeah, it’s a goddamn problem. Her schedule says she’s mostly active on Saturdays, and she hasn’t been online in a fuckin’ week. A whole goddamn week. That’s like a century in jerk-off years.
Let’s be real, someone her age should know better. Horny motherfuckers out here got the attention span of a dick halfway soft. You go MIA for too long and they move on to the next slut who knows how to swallow a cock on cam without disappearing.
That’s the real shame, ‘cause LiseLoreXX is too fucking hot to fade into the background like that. However, her Chaturbate profile did help me discover she’s a squirting machine. So yeah, at least we got that juicy detail. All good. Moving the fuck on.
I love when hoes run X accounts
Sure I want you to pay for LiseLoreXX content. She sure deserves it, but you know me. I write reviews because I don't want you to jump into something you don't quite understand. You deserve to know all the details before you commit and that's why I want you to check LiseLoreXX's official X account first. It's a great platform for porn purposes. Chicks can dump all kinds of cunt, tits, and ass there, and Elon won’t even blink. All fucking good.
Once again, LiseLoreXX ain’t that goddamn active. Only 35 shitty posts on her X so far, and this lazy bullshit’s starting to piss me the fuck off. LiseLoreXX, if you’re reading this with your fine titties out, stop whatever the fuck you're doing and start focusing on porn like the MILF you were goddamn born to be. The industry needs your filthy cunt and you're out here ghosting like a flaky bitch. Cut that shit out!
Lise’s X account is loaded with slutty nudies. The tits and the juicy cunt are censored like some pussy shit, but even with that, I can see this bitch looks like a proper pornstar. She’s got that fuck-me face, all hot and filthy, and she pulls off the domina vibe like a motherfucking champ.
In a couple pics, she rocks latex and high boots like she’s about to whip some dicks into shape, and if you ask me, she should wear that kinky shit 24/7. Nipple clamps while buying bananas is what I call liberty. That’s the kind of crazy lifestyle we need more of. Living la goddamn vida loca!
She seems to prefer f2f.com
I don’t know if I ever gave that f2f.com site a proper fuckin’ review, and honestly, I don’t give a flying shit right now. It’s just another cam fuckfest like the rest of ‘em. It's where bitches go live, spread their holes, rake in tips, do custom shit on demand.
What does matter is that LiseLoreXX’s fine ass has been active on there lately, so it looks like that’s where she’s shaking her tits and fingerfucking that cunt for now. If you wanna catch this MILF in action, that’s probably your best goddamn shot.
She’s pulling close to 1K followers and over 4.8K horny likes, so clearly she knows how to make dicks twitch. Right now, she offers up around 300 filthy pics, but keep in mind, that’s not counting the one-on-one pussy talk or xxx vids she might sling your way.
Her bio on f2f.com explains that she does custom videos and sexting. Well, it's that deal when you subscribe and interact with the chick. The concept is what makes these kinds of platforms so damn popular. Also, those custom videos are fire. Simply put, you tell LiseLoreXX what you want, make the payment, and she grants your wish. I think that LiseLoreXX would be willing to do fetish content, especially BDSM shit, but don’t take my word for it. Hit her up, pay the bitch, and tell her the BongVi says what’s up!
This was fun
Hate to piss on your parade, but LiseLoreXX ain’t perfect. This Dutch MILF disappears from the internet like a slutty ghost with a dildo up her ass. Her X is dry too with only 35 fucking posts. She's barely active on Chaturbate, and there's no real consistency. It’s like she forgets the internet exists unless a dildo’s vibrating inside her, and for a bitch this hot, that’s a goddamn crime. The world needs her cunt on screen more often. Period.
When she is online, goddamn. She’s the kinda slut who makes your balls tingle just from a stare. She has huge tits, juicy ass, thick curves, and a filthy mind to match. Her cam shows are raw and nasty, packed with real orgasms, legs shaking, dildoes, BDSM junk and who knows what else. LiseLoreXX loves to rock latex and heels, and I bet my left nut that she has a whip hidden in her desk somewhere.
While it's true that LiseLoreXX needs to hustle harder, when she does turn it on, she’s a fucking powerhouse. She is worth the follow, worth the coin, and definitely worth every motherfucking load. I say you give her a go! Adios!
