Lisa ex on the beach! What’s up, you beautiful fucking pervert?! You know, the other day, I decided to take some time off to spend some time with Mrs. PornDude. I might be a professional pervert, but even I know it’s good to carve out some time for your lady!
We didn’t really do much… Most of the time, we ate ice cream on the couch while she watched trash TV. I know! That’s not the sexiest thing in the world. But having a real girlfriend isn’t always that sexy.
Sometimes you’re not having sex for the entire day. Sometimes, you’re eating ice cream and watching reality TV! Lately, she’s been interested in watching reality TV series from other countries. You know kind: Keeping Up With The Kardashians, The Real Housewives, Jersey Shore...
America and other English-speaking countries can’t be the only people in the world who enjoy this sort of trash, right?! Of course, not! Apparently, there’s trashy TV all across the world. And for some reason, Mrs. PornDude has developed a serious fascination with them.
I guess it’s pretty interesting to see dumb bimbos stir up drama in other countries. Right now, she’s been watching a series from the Netherlands called Ex on the Beach: Double Dutch. It aired back in 2021. And let me tell you… It’s exactly what it sounds like!
I gotta admit… These things always seem fucking stupid at first. (And they are!) But once you get past a couple episodes, you’re fucking hooked! All of a sudden, I’m starting to care about a girl breaking up with a dude of the dumbest thing! I don’t know how they do it!
We’re up to the third season right now, and there was one girl who caught my eye. Her name is Lisa Sace. And this girl came in as a WHOLE problem. I’ve seen this type of girl before — The type who thrives on chaos. Drama follows them everywhere they go.
They like to live lives of luxury and most likely have more than one part of their body worked on. I’ve reviewed girls like her during this OnlyFans arc before. But I rarely get to see how they interact with other people.
Lisa Sace is a fucking problem! As soon as she debuted on the show, things started to get fucking spicy! I know how I sound, right now. And I know what you’re thinking: “PornDude. What the fuck? How are you so interested in some trashy reality TV show??”
First of all, fuck you! This shit is interesting. Second of all, if you had half a brain, you’d know where this is going! But I am gonna talk about her time on Ex on the Beach: Double Dutch! Haha!
She was stirring up so much trouble, she earned the nickname "Queen Psycho"! On a reality TV show with a bunch of other crazy entitled bitches, that’s a pretty big deal. You know much of a problem you’ve gotta be to earn a nickname like that?
She was talking about a guy on the show once when she said, “If I want him back, I’ll get him back. But if I sense he doesn’t want me, I’ll make his life very difficult.” If you ever find a girl like that in your life, I don’t care how hot she is, run as fast as you can!
Who are we kidding! You’ll do anything for a girl to treat you like that! Haha! There was also an episode where Lisa was in a bathtub orgy (That’s right! They do things a little differently over in the Netherlands!) and she started spitting in the bathtub! IT freaked everyone out!
Unfortunately, that’s about as freaky as anyone will probably ever see her again. (That’s right. That’s not the vibe on her private page.) It’s a damn shame, because after that, I bet there were plenty of people hoping to see a little more of that freak after that!
Maybe she’ll be willing to show the world in the future! Here’s the other thing. When I saw her, I was sure she’d have an OnlyFans page. There’s only one place where a girl with that kind of attention-seeking habit would spend most of her time.
So you can only guess how surprised I was to find that she wasn’t on OnlyFans. I was about to be disappointed until I found her linktr.ee page. It turns out, she spends most of her time on a Dutch-focused OnlyFans knock-off called F2F!
Lisa Sace F2F First Look
That’s right! If you didn’t know by now, the just like OnlyFans site is booming right now! The OnlyFans market is stupidly competitive. It’s tough for just any girl with enough shamelessness to post their ass online to gain a following.
Sure, they could start on Instagram and TikTok, but those sites are pretty damn competitive too! So, people figured out a niche. It’s not possible to search users by nationality on OnlyFans. Something to do with objectifying women and reducing them to their unique physical features… Blah blah blah...
So, some people figured out that people would be interested in wannabe super sluts from a specific region! Every OnlyFans knock-off has its gimmick. If it’s not a certain payment model or a certain vibe, it’s usually the nationality!
And in this case, F2F’s (Friends2Follow) gimmick is that it has the biggest collection of Dutch babes you’ll find anywhere else. This site was created by a company based in Amsterdam, and its core audience is in the Netherlands.
It’s not a bad idea, if you ask me! What better way to capitalise on that oh-so-sweet simp money than featuring exclusively local babes?! That kind of content is more authentic than you’ll ever find on OnlyFans!
They’re not doing too badly either! Right now, there are almost 2 million monthly users! And it’s the only place where you’ll find a girl like Lisa Sace! She’s pretty popular there, with almost 10,000 followers.
I haven’t really been on the site long enough to know who the biggest names are. I know this sounds crazy from a guy like this, but the only reason I know a site like this exists is because of Lisa Sace! Haha!
But now, I’m pretty curious about what kind of girls I can find on here. What kind of girls are the Dutch into?! I guess we can get into that after this review! Compared to the types of girls I review on OnlyFans, though… There’s not too much to say here.
Like I said, Lisa spitting in that bathtub was about as freaky as anyone will see her. Right now, she’s uploaded just less than 200 pieces of content. That includes pics and clips. The only dudes that end up on her page are the ones whose girlfriends forced them to watch shows like Ex on the Beach: Double Dutch.
I mean, I can’t think of any other ways dudes would know about a girl like her. She keeps her Instagram private. So, the only real ways any guy would know about her F2F page is if he was browsing on there or he’s got a taste for trashy TV!
Either way, if they find her, it’s not like he’ll be sweet-talking her at nighttime! She’s not as active as the attention whores on OnlyFans. As I’m writing this, Lisa hasn’t been online in 4 days. And she uploads even less frequently.
What’s more, if you wanna wait around in her DMs for when she does come online, it’ll cost you €19.95 a month. (That’s about $23) Yeah… She’s one of those girls. That’s the kind of girl I’d usually tell you to avoid over on OnlyFans!
But hey! Maybe you wanna experience a bit of that spicy attitude for yourself!
Lisa Sace’s F2F Content
From what I’m used to, it’s pretty lackluster. I mean, I’m used to all sorts of filth over on OnlyFans. Maybe Dutch dudes have tamer tastes than other Western degenerates! I’m just a little disappointed to see nothing but bikini pics from a girl who spits in a bathtub during an orgy!
I mean, I was expecting a real freak, you know?! Ah well… At least she’s hot. I’d give her a strong 6/10. (That’s pretty above average! But that lip filler is not doing her any favours! Haha!)
What I Like
I guess I like the fact that Lisa’s shameless enough to have a page like this! It might not be the most exciting content, but she’s leaving herself open to be simped on by her most adoring fans! That counts for something, you know?!
What I Don’t Like
This really fell under my expectations. Her content isn’t much more than what you’d get from the average girl’s Instagram page. Sure, she gets a little frisky now and then, but it’s all just bikini pics taken with her phone camera.
I guess this is the place to go if you’re looking for content like that from Lisa Sace specifically. You probably won’t find it on her Instagram page since it’s private!
Is It Worth It?
$23 for that? Nah. It’s not worth it! It’s a pretty interesting find, though!
Conclusion
Lisa Sace is one of the spiciest reality TV stars in the Netherlands. With the drama this Queen Psycho likes to stir up, I bet plenty are wondering what she’s like behind closed doors. Is she just as wild? Unfortunately not! Haha!
But I guess she’s worth checking out anyway!
