Girls Take Away! Vending machines. They’re all around us; I’m sure many of you use them regularly. But what do you really know about them? Surely, they’re not that interesting, right? Wrong! I want to start this wild porn review with some quirky facts about the humble vending machine before introducing you to the kind of vending machine that can make a man cum in seconds.
The modern vending machine’s roots are said to go back to Ancient Egypt because of a Holy Water dispensing instrument designed by a Greek mathematician known as the Hero of Alexandria. Since then, the vending machine has gone from strength to strength, and we know we have everything from hot-food dispensing variants to gold bullion vending machines!
But in my travels around the world in search of new porn discoveries, one of the quirkiest things I ever encountered was the used panties vending machines of Japan. I mean, damn! The ability to throw some cash into a machine and get a pair of dirty Japanese slut’s panties? What more could you want?
Well, I do fondly remember sniffing my new pair of used panties in the busy streets of Tokyo, disregarding the shocked looks of passers-by and thinking to myself, ‘’Fuck! It’s cool and all, but it’s a damn shame that the pussy these panties were wrapped around doesn’t come with them!’’ Little did I know that there was a porn studio thinking the exact same thing!
What is Girlstakeaway.com?
That porn studio was called Girlstakeaway.com. Like most of the more out-of-the-box porn themes to have hit the scene in recent years, this is a Czech porn studio that brings a wild vending machine porn concept to our screens. However, these vending machines are packing far more than just dirty panties!
On Girlstakeaway.com, the scenes revolve around massive vending machines on public streets packed with IRL women. In exchange for some cash, these vending machines open and grant the public access to the naked whores within. Yep, it’s the kind of sex-on-demand we’ve always dreamed of!
Now, Girlstakeaway.com is a part of the PornCZ Network, and it’s a premium studio with a price tag. There are three types of membership options you can take advantage of. A thirty-day membership costs $30 a month, but there are beefier three and six-month tiers that work out cheaper, with the former costing a one-off payment of $72 and the latter $114.
What’s the Vending Machine Porn Like on Girlstakeaway.com?
Now, a cool little feature on Girlstakeaway.com is the chance to filter down the site’s scenes to those which have been deemed as the most popular by other porn fans who have already signed up as members. I took full advantage of it to get to the juiciest highlights of the site!
● Czech Whore Naomi Bennet Gets Chosen From the Vending Machine and Railed - When this bald dude rocked up to the slutty vending machine, he had some hard choices to make. Inside were three Czech whores all stroking their tits and cunts to entice him into choosing her. However, he went for the Czech pornstar Naomi Bennet, and it was a wise choice. As the noise of city traffic hums in the background, Naomi gives this punter his money’s worth. It kicks off with an outdoor 69 session before erupting into a balls-deep fucking that sees Naomi’s rentable slit fucked hard. Man, I just hope they cleaned that sloppy cunt up before putting her back in the vending machine for the next dude!
● The Sex Vending Machine Under a Motorway Bridge - Is there a location for a sex vending machine more sleazy than under a graffiti-strewn motorway bridge? I think not! Unlike the last vending machine, these three bitches are totally nude, and it doesn’t take this local trucker to find a chick he likes. It’s none other than the raven-haired Lady Dee. As soon as she’s released from the vending machine, she dives onto his stiff cock like a woman possessed and truly earns her stripes as a proper vending machine whore. This dude’s cock gets the treatment it deserves, and he ends up spurting a sordid array of spunk all over her perfect European asscheeks while she moans with ecstasy.
● Old Dude Finds Ela Nek While on a Mushroom Hunt - This old Czech man was wandering through the forest to hunt for some mushrooms. But when he saw a new sex vending machine installed on a quiet forest path, he forgot what the fuck a mushroom even was! He throws his cash into the vending machine and is granted free-use access to the hungry pussy of Ela Nek. This guy’s dick isn’t the biggest, but he sure as shit knows how to fuck! He rails Ela in the mud until she cums like a whore, eventually rounding it all off by spraying hot jizz all over her tits and sending her back into her box for the next guy to use.
The Design of the Site
Girlstakeaway.com begins with a header bar that’s the same color of the liquid that is often spurted on the tits of these rentable whores: white. It hosts the jet-black logo that spells out the site’s URL in two fonts and is followed by a search bar, sign-in, and register buttons, a translation menu with a wide range of languages on offer, and a drop-down menu taking you to places like the latest, most popular, and most watched scenes as well as categories and featured porn models.
The homepage of Girlstakeaway.com starts off with a collage of other scenes in this porn network, like Czech Caravan. After that comes a selection of the most popular scenes to be added to Girlstakeaway.com. These come with a thumbnail, pre-roll slideshow, title, duration, view count, upload date, and user rating.
After a banner ad splits the homepage and invites you to join the site’s email list, This is followed by a portfolio of the latest scenes to be added to Girlstakeaway.com, displayed in an identical format to the most popular scenes as mentioned above. This is followed by a look at some of the other porn studios in the site’s network, along with a selection of its most popular featured models.
What I Like Most About it
I’ve seen a lot of quirky porn niches in my time, but it’s becoming increasingly harder to encounter one that is as, if you’ll excuse the pun, as out of the box as the smut Girlstakeaway.com churns out. I mean, we’ve all heard of dirty panties vending machines in Japan, but this is a genuinely wild genre that triggers wild fantasies of having sex on demand on public streets, and it’s a niche I’m all about!
But while it is a quirky niche, it can quickly get boring if the studio isn’t careful. Thankfully, they’re on the ball when it comes to deploying sub-niches and cool storylines in their scenes. The vending machine location can change dramatically, from bustling city streets to remote forests, and the studio knows how to keep its content engaging.
Also, unlike a lot of premium porn sites in the Czech Republic, Girlstakeaway.com does give you ample insights into its content. You get everything from slideshows of the site’s highlights when you hover over the thumbnail to dedicated trailers when you visit each scene’s landing page. Still, there’s an annoying aspect to the latter that I’ll peel the panties off in the next section.
What I Don’t Like
When you’re watching the very short scene trailers on Girlstakeaway.com, you find a pop-up banner encouraging you to join, which keeps popping up and blocking the juicy content below it. As much as I appreciate that the site unveils some decent insights into its content, to begin with, this can be a pain in the ass after a while.
Suggestions I Have for Girlstakeaway.com
While I’m not saying to remove that pop-up banner that appears over the scene trailers altogether, I’d suggest that Girlstakeaway.com relegate it to the end of the trailer rather than throwing it in the face of potential members when they’re trying to see what kind of smut can be obtained behind the site’s paywall.
Conclusion
Well, aside from being quick on the trigger with the pop-up banner on the scene trailers, Girlstakeaway.com is otherwise a badass porn site with one of the most unique XXX niches I’ve seen in a while.
The smut within is classically Czech and naturally hardcore, and the thought of these vending machines that offer sex on tap in exchange for cash instantly brings to mind that Futurama scene and shout out, ‘’Shut up and take my money!’’
