Porno can be somewhat formulaic, though I don’t mean that in a bad way at all. Stuff In Twats puts their simple three-word recipe right on the tin, and yeah, it’s exactly what they deliver. You could argue that many, perhaps most dirty movie subgenres boil down to pussies being penetrated, though they keep a tighter theme around here. Really, the title just about says it all, as I’ll explain in further detail below.
StuffInTwats.com offers premium movies of gorgeous women playing with themselves. The site’s been around since 2008, which says a lot in an industry with a crazy turnover rate. There’s no shortage of new adult brands hitting the web every single day, so I was curious just what their secret to long-term success was. Honestly, I think I already know, but I wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity to do another fap test to make sure.
Pretty Girls Putting Stuff in Their Twats
For whatever reason, porn sites tend to show their age more than their SFW counterparts on the web. Even if I hadn’t originally reviewed the site years ago, I’d probably be able to guess the vintage. They have done some light upgrades since my last visit, but it’s a relatively low-fi setup. Instead of the auto-playing montage a lot of the modern sites hit you with on the tour page, these guys give you a header image featuring some of the lovely ladies who stick things in their twats. The presentation ain’t ugly, but it ain’t fancy either.
Nobody visits a porn site for the layout, though. You’re here to see those lovely twats and the things going into them, so that’s what they tease you with in the thumbnails all over the front page. The girls of StuffInTwats are playing with a variety of sex toys, from realistic dongs to glass scepters, rabbit vibes to buzzing magic wands. I initially thought it’d be a bunch of unusual implements like cucumbers and little toy trucks, but nah, it’s a pretty typical masturbatory toolset like you’d buy at the porn store down the block. Well, unless you’re in the Odd Insertions aisle…
The theme is pretty simple, but they do manage to roll some variety in there. Some chicks play with their butts, others are rocking fishnets, and then there are those Odd Insertions that include food. The StuffInTwats Categories page offers up whole selections in female masturbation subgenres like Ebony, Messy, MILF and Stockings.
And just who does StuffInTwats.com hire for their titular endeavors? The place is crawling with gorgeous amateurs and pornstars. They don’t shoot with a ton of really big industry names, but I did spot a few of my PornDudeCasting costars right off the bat. Isabel Love, Jade Green, and Madison Wilde are a few of the names, pretty faces and stuffed twats we have in common.
Cheap Access to 1400 Masturbation Movies and More
I made my way to the Stuff In Twats signup page, expecting to pay the typical paysite price of $30. Turns out,
memberships are considerably cheaper than your average premium porn platform. They’re currently asking $18 a month, with killer deals on longer plans. The yearly plan is only seventy bones, which is like buying one drink at Starbucks every month. Even the real cheapskates can afford this one, and if not, just ask your mom for an advance on your allowance.
Having been around for nearly two decades now, Stuff In Twats already has a hell of a stash built up. To date, they’ve got nearly 1400 movies of women playing with themselves, which gives you at least as many opportunities to do the same on your end of the screen. Runtimes are on the skimpy side for a paysite, typically running around ten minutes each. It makes sense, though, since these aren’t elaborate fuck sessions with a dozen different positions along the way. Anyway, the sheer size of the library makes up for the relatively short durations.
Another way they make up for those shorties is the insane rate they’re building the library. When I review a paysite, I’m always looking for and comparing to the industry standard, which is one new movie every week. These guys blow that baseline out of the water, uploading a new StuffInTwats movie every two or three days. I love when sites give users reason after reason to keep coming back for more, which is exactly what they’re doing around here.
Downloads are like a magic act in this business, because they disappear and reappear with the trends. I’ve been blaming OnlyFans whenever I see a modern site that only lets you stream movies, since they’ve grown popular enough to set the curve. Like a lot of older sites on the web, StuffInTwats.com keeps it old-school with the perks: members can download films to their heart’s content.
If you get tired of seeing Stuff In Twats for some reason, no worries, because the membership actually includes a much wider range of material than beautiful masturbating women. Members get access to 11 sites on the ChickPass network, including Fuck the Geek, Minimuffs, ChickPass Amateurs, Fucking Parties and ChickPass Lesbians. Successful porn networks tend to keep expanding with time, so make sure to check out the list and see if they’ve added anything since this writeup.
Let’s Watch Those Twats Get Stuffed!
After getting my account set up, it was time to see some Stuff In Twats. I began with the very latest video, added just a couple days ago. It’s called Karma Blayze Sucks and Fucks a Huge Dong, which tells you almost everything you need to know. It’s also got a JOI tag, which is great news for anybody who loves to hear a little bit of Jack Off Instructions while you’re jacking off.
This one opens with a ChickPass Amateurs title screen before we see Karma sitting on a bed with a big black dildo. “Hey baby, I heard you’re feeling a little horny today, so I figured I could help you out with that. I want you to take your pants off for me, pull out that nice big cock, get ready,” she says. “Slowly start stroking it for me.” Karma demonstrates with the fake dong in her hands, telling you not to neglect the balls as you slowly caress that thing.
After about 90 seconds, Karma starts taking her clothes off. “Do you want to know what my mouth feels like?” she asks, then starts licking the dildo and trying to fit the whole thing in her pretty mouth. “Not all the way just yet,” she says, teasing it with her tongue. “Remember, I tell you when you’re gonna cum.”
The stuff doesn’t even go into Karma’s twat until about halfway through the flick. “You’re doing so good. I think you get to be inside of me now,” she says before stripping down to just her heels. I love that she’s got a bottle of lube hidden under a pillow, a move I’ve been known to bust out from time to time. She greases that sucker up and then in it goes!
The camerawork consists of simple, smooth moving handheld shots. StuffInTwats has been around for a long time, so they know a thing or two about framing, so we get some great close-ups as well as wider angles that show off Karma’s whole body as she gets herself off. Her pussy is audibly wet as she stuffs it, and I love the squeal when she has her orgasm. If you’re following her instructions, you just might get off at the very same time. That’s the goal, anyway, so challenge yourself and see how far you get.
StuffInTwats.com ain’t hawking dirty movies with elaborate scenarios, nor arty farty smut that puts style over substance. It’s a simple formula, but it’s one that’s tried and true. Watching beautiful women playing with themselves will always be hot as fuck, and these guys are masters of the format. Given the cheap tickets and extensive collection, this one’s an easy recommendation for anybody who loves watching babes diddle their skittles. The inclusion of the other sites on the ChickPass network rounds out the membership, giving you a vast, diverse catalog of dirty movies for a lot less than your typical paysite. They’ve got free video previews, so check those out and see what they do for you.
