The first time I visited Jacquie et Michel Elite, I was honestly expecting the same kind of high-quality amateur content the brand is hawking over at JacquieEtMichelTV. Being an American, I was arguably late to the party either way, as my horny French friends have known about the company’s work for decades now. Turns out, they’re offering a slightly different flavor of smut on their Elite platform, and just wait till you see how high they’re stacking the pile.
JacquieEtMichelElite.com is a premium porn library carrying content from a range of adult studios. They’ve got French porno like I was expecting, but it’s not the entire focus of the joint. The hundreds of thousands of visitors they’re pulling every month suggest there’s plenty of fuck flicks to get excited about within, so I couldn’t wait to start poking around for myself. Read on and I’ll tell you what I found.
Jacquie et Michel Elite and Other Fine Porno Brands
Right from the tour page, it was obvious that JacquieEtMichelElite hawks a more polished product than what they’re selling over on the other site. JacquieEtMichelTV does the whole reality porn, gonzo thing, though arguably better than American brands who have to try harder to fake the home-baked aesthetic. Here, the poster-style preview pics make you feel more like you’re stepping into a fancy French porno theater or browsing the shelves in the back room of the video store, just like your grandpa used to do.
There’s a wide range of explicit content, covering all the expected pornographic subgenres and then some. Within seconds of arriving, I was gawking at naked lesbians cavorting, gorgeous libertines riding cock, thick MILFs getting their fuck on, and a fair amount of X-rated group activities. The full tags menu has it all, from cuckold scenes to anal bangs to double penetration. Chubby chasers rejoice, as they’ve got a fair share of BBW action on the menu.
Another element that differentiates JacquieEtMichelElite from their amateur site is the casting. There’s a nice mix of famous pornstars, stunning amateurs and the hottest rising talent in the business. I was spotting some my favorite PornDudeCasting guests pretty much from the moment I landed, including babes like Ana Foxxx, Anissa Kate, Cassie del Isla, Cherry Kiss and Jasmine Jae. I could go on, but I think you get the point.
Those of you who know the names I mentioned will recognize they ain’t all Frenchies. While Jacquie Et Michel Elite is a French site brought to you by a French company, they actually carry porno from dozens of international adult studios. There are some true legends of the industry here, like Peter North, Devil’s Film, Manuel Ferrara and LetsDoeIt. Speaking as a betting man, I’d wager they add more studios to the lineup as the platform continues to grow.
The first “Play” button I tried on the tour page just sent me straight to the signup page, but there are some free video trailers if you poke around a bit. I checked out the preview vid for Young Sexy MILFs Vol 2, which opens with some chitchat before segueing into indoor and outdoor sex in myriad positions, sometimes with multiple partners. It’s an effective sneak peek, because I soon found myself hard, drippy, and heading toward the membership area.
What It Costs and What You Get
I have good news and bad news for this section of my review, so I’ll start out with the bummer. JacquieEtMichelElite.com is pricey compared to your typical paysite at 40 euros a month. That’s for the streaming-only package, too; if you want downloads, you’ll have to fork over 60 euro. There’s a yearly plan if you want to save some cash, but you get a smaller discount than you probably would on a different paysite.
Now let’s get into the good news. As I type this up, there are around 700 movies and 500 scenes in the Jacquie et Michel Elite catalog. Runtimes are generous as hell, too. The scenes are the 20- to 60-minute fuckfests you expect from a good porn site, while the movies clock in at DVD length, often two or three hours long. That video-store presentation with the fancy covers ain’t just for show, my dudes.
The industry standard for premium porn sites is one new release a week, but these guys offer way more than that. Releases are a little bit sporadic, since they don’t drop on any particular day, but JacquieEtMichelElite posts multiple updates per week. That’d be impressive even if we were talking about individual scenes, but the longer movies really help level up the value. DVD-style pornos with these types of runtimes have become rare outside of Japanese porn sites, and those always blue-ball you with the censorship.
If the membership price is too steep for you, Jacque et Michel Elite also offers individual video sales. Honestly, though, I think the prices on VOD are high enough that it’s a much better deal to just splurge on a real subscription. Buying three videos costs about as a much as the streaming-only plan, so consider that before you pull the trigger.
Settling in for a Marathon Fap
Since JacquieEtMichelElite.com is based in France, I figured I’d start my official fap test with one of their French films. As luck would have it, one of this week’s releases is a two-hour sexual extravaganza called Indecent Libertines. The brown-haired cutie getting plowed in the thumbnail got me all excited before I’d even tapped the Play button, and trust me, it was even more thrilling when I did.
After a quick, stylized video logo for Jacquie Et Michel Elite, we cut to a few seconds of drone footage over a city before we see one of our titular libertines sitting on a couch, scrolling through her phone in a skimpy little outfit. As a platform aimed at masturbators around the globe, I do wish the site offered subtitles, because I was a little lost when the male talent arrived and started chatting.
I can gleam plotlines from context, though, and the ring light and vibrator told me they were shooting a dirty movie for the internet, maybe OnlyFans. I love these meta elements in porno, framing the whole thing in the real world but giving everyone an excuse to get nasty. Once they get the camera set up, the gal leans back as the dude starts working her over with the buzzing machine.
The set is simple, just a couch in a room, but the production values are fucking beautiful. The lighting is impeccable, and the handheld camera angles give the scene a voyeuristic vibe, like we’re just hanging out and gawking while the cutie bends her naked ass over for a spanking. The slow buildup feels intimate and sensual, and the oral doesn’t even start under twenty minutes in with some delicious cunnilingus.
Things heat up fast once that pussy eating begins, though. There’s a blowjob next, and our heroine gets a lot louder in the subsequent doggystyle sequence. Then they do cowgirl, some more cock sucking, and then end with a messy cumshot. I say “end” because our first libertine is done for the moment, but there was still another 70 minutes left in the video. As I type this up, I’m watching another French cutie getting ready to get nailed, and I’m getting ready to enjoy watching it. I want to use both hands this time, so I hope you’ll forgive me for wrapping up this review right here.
JacquieEtMichelElite.com ain’t the cheapest premium porno website on the market, but their library of adult content outweighs the price. The assorted, big-name porn brands under one umbrella will be a big draw, as will the range of famous pornstars and variety of kinky, explicit sex acts. I love how they carry DVD-length flicks that will let you beat off for hours without touching your computer and getting it all sticky, as well as the fact that they’re dropping so fucking many of them on the regular. There’d be value in volume here even if the smut was lackluster, but this shit is fantastic. Previews are free and there are plenty of them, so take a peek and see how your dick feels.
