Pervz has the kind of flashy, image-laden tour page I expect from a good porno paysite. It’s not uncommon to spot some laurel leaves among the boobies, highlighting a platform’s accolades, but these guys have a whole fucking row of awards and nominations sliding across the top of the screen. The numbers are ridiculous, including 17 nods from XBIZ, a handful from Pornhub, and a whopping 72 AVN Award nominations, which ain’t even half the list. I immediately thought this must be one hell of a porn site, and I was partly right; it’s actually something a lot bigger and better.
I’ve actually rewritten this second paragraph a few times already, because I struggled to sum up the offerings in a way that really does the platform justice. Pervz.com promises the perviest premium porn on the entire planet, and comes as part of a network of porn networks. I often promote singular networks like Brazzers and BangBros as some of the best bangs for your masturbatory buck, but these guys take the concept one step further. This ain’t some off-brand bullshit in bulk, though, and if you read on, I’ll tell you all about the fine smut you’ll find within.
The Girls You Love, the Perversion You Dream of
That row of awards and nominations ain’t the only thing that caught my eye when I first landed at Pervs today. The whole place is also crawling with famous pornstars and rising starlets. The most popular videos as I type this up feature recognizable video whores like Kimmy Granger, Ellie Eilish and Penny Barber, and I spotted a few of my PornDudeCasting guests without even trying. Suki Sin, Anya Olsen, Melody Marks and Coco Lovelock are just a handful of names we have in common.
Want to guess what kind of trouble these girls are getting into? Instead of sticking tightly to a singular theme, there are all kinds of perverted activities going down around here. You’ll find all kinds of setups and sex acts, from massages that start erotic and become full-on fuckfests, to perverted principals getting creampied, to threesomes in the security office and classic reality porn ride-alongs with humping in the back seat.
Unlike a lot of paysites out there, Pervz.com doesn’t bait and switch visitors with fake “Play” buttons leading the signup page. You can fill up on free preview videos, so I took a peek at one of those ride-alongs under their PervDriver imprint. If you’ve jerked off to internet porn in the last couple decades, you know the setup: our heroine hops into a van, realizes she can’t pay in the traditional way, and offers an alternative. “I was thinking I could provide you with a service,” she says before stripping down. You can guess where it goes from there. Where I went from there, all hard and drippy, was the signup page.
An Absolutely Insane Value in Porno
Here’s where the value-minded porn consumers are going to go wild.
On its own, Pervz.com is way cheaper than a typical paysite at just ten bucks versus the industry-standard thirty you’d pay almost anywhere else. A full year is just a nice $69, making it one of the better values on yearly discounts in premium porno.
Personally, though, I’d recommend springing for the full shebang. Pervz is also available as part of the Reptyle network, which includes half a dozen full networks. I’ve reviewed a fair number of cut-rate networks out there, but they’re often full of sites you’ve never heard of. The lineup here, on the other hand, is all big names. TeamSkeet, MYLF, FreeUse, FamilyStrokes and Swappz are all bundled along with Pervz, each full of series and sites you’ve heard of. I’m writing this the day before Thanksgiving, and their Black Friday special is a year of unlimited Reptyle access for $289.
You’re getting an absolute shitload of premium porn whether you buy the full ticket or just get access to Pervz.com. As of this writing, there are nearly 900 Pervz movies, plus another 9000 across the Reptyle network of networks. Unless you’re a kinkster with some really deep-niche fetishes, that stash is going to keep you hard and happy basically forever.
The numbers listed out front are a few thousand lower than the ones I actually found in the member’s area, which suggests the whole thing is growing so fast they can barely keep the promo material up to date with the latest stats. New Pervs movies come out every few days, and there are multiple daily updates across the network. Today, the network dropped new scenes from Family Strokes, TeamSkeet and MYLF. Runtimes vary a bit, but all of these brands are putting out full-length movies instead of the shorties you often get on the arty-farty erotica sites.
Annual subscribers get unlimited downloads. I know what some of you are thinking, and yeah, I agree. If they were charging a more typical price, I’d be bitching about it harder, but I feel like the sheer volume of content with such a cheap entry fee makes up for the lack of downloads at the lower membership tier. If you’ve just got to save your files for later, well, it’s still hard to beat the bang for your buck here. You can download the entire collection for a few hundred bucks and be set for life, at least when it comes to self-pleasure.
Watching My Favorite Stars in Action
I spotted Celestina Blooms’ pretty face as I was flicking through the Pervz library, and knew right away that was where I’d begin my official fap test of the site. In case you missed it, Celestina visited me at PornDudeCasting a while back, where I auditioned her for a gig at a party I was throwing. The Pervz scene throws her into a doctor’s office, and her nurse is none other than Ophelia Kaan, another former co-star of mine.
Ophelia leads Celestina into the office in the opening, instructing her to fill out the forms and get undressed. The first few minutes really do feel clinical, and made me feel like a voyeur perving out at the local clinic. Celestina gets naked, slips into a loose hospital gown, and then explains to Ophelia that, “Whenever anyone touches me anywhere on my skin, it almost feels like I’m about to cum.”
It's a serious predicament, and Ophelia gets to work running some tests. The overall vibe walks an unusual but titillating line, the acting semi-serious compared to classic porn setups even as Celestina moans while getting her blood pressure taken. The moaning gets heavier when the doctor shows up to do some more intimate testing. The buildup is slow, but it sure as hell ain’t boring. The gown comes off, some experiments are run on Celestina’s boobies, and she loses control when the checkup gets to her pussy.
“This is a medical emergency,” she shouts, pulling the doc onto her naked body. As oddly clinical as the slow intro was, it segues smoothly into pure perverted pornography from this point on. There’s a certain simplicity to the camerawork that adds to the doctor’s office aesthetic, again like we’re just peeking in on a very sexy visit to the physician. Between the multiple stationary cams and the slow, beautifully framed handheld shots, we get to witness everything in explicit detail.
If you like the doctor’s office theme, you’re in luck, because PervDoctor is one of the ten series included on the Pervz.com ticket. For those of you springing for the full Reptyle membership, the number of series skyrockets into the hundreds. I know I’ve already mentioned it a few times already, but I’m still blown away by the sheer value here.
It ain’t just the insane volume of material that makes Pervz.com special, but the quality of the content as well. There’s such a wide variety of perversion, captured on video by some of the most respected, award-winning pornographers in the game. I can’t think of another network that includes this many recognizable brands all under the same banner, and I say that as someone who’s been masturbating professionally for a good decade now. If you don’t believe me, just check out the spread, and don’t forget to peek at the abundant free previews.
