I'm in a damn good mood today. Not sure if it’s the rain pounding outside like some motherfucker or just the fact that I’m pounding this review out on a Saturday night. Yeah, if you wanna be a goddamn legend like me and wipe your ass with dollar bills, you gotta fucking grind. Shit happens. Even the best of us end up spending the weekend jerking off to Desi porn. I don’t bitch, and you better cut that whining before I rip into this shit. Ok, let's fucking go!
When a site is free
I haven't streamed anything on desivideo.xyz yet. I've loaded the motherfucker for the first time in life like three seconds ago, but I can tell it's a free site. When you are as experienced as I am, you can tell.
It's all simple, black background and thumbnails slapped on top. The logo is there, all simple too. Nothing here to stand out, but nothing to bother you either. I've seen the template many times before, and you have too. I'm sure. That's why I'm gonna skip the design talk and just motherfucking stream. Stay tuned!
I have a thing for fat tits
One of the thumbnails that grab my attention shows a fat amateur chick with fat tits. She looks like a real woman, you know. I'm not into that body positivity deal. Sure, she could drop a couple of pounds, but she might as well put a blanket over her belly while I fuck her tits silly.
I click on that thumbnail and expect an apocalypse. I duck under my desk expecting ads to fuck my skull, but all I get is one pop-up and one ad before the streaming starts. Fucking cool, huh?! This teaches you not to judge a book by its cover! Lesson fucking learned!
So, about the fat chick. She just stands in front of the camera and kneads her tits. Her cunt is hairy and she bends over here and there to show it off. The video goes on for about 4 minutes and it's amateur to the core. The clip came with the HD tag, but let me tell you, that's bullshit. The video is not HD, unless HD means something else on desivideo.xyz. Hairy Desy maybe. I dunno.
Back to the homepage
Amateur cunts so far, but this review is far from done. I skip straight to the last page. You know, the one that shows the oldest clips. Desivideo.xyz has 32 pages, 30 videos on each, so you're looking at around 960 videos in total. Not bad. I'm gonna say 1K. Sounds better, and if desivideo.xyz continues to upload, it's gonna reach that number in a couple of days.
Actually, the oldest video was uploaded 20 days ago. Two possible scenarios. Either desivideo.xyz shows only a portion of its stash on the homepage, or it managed to upload 1K videos in under a month. I think I'll be able to solve that mystery till the end of the review, but even if I don't, it's all cool. Whatever ends up being true, desivideo.xyz has done a good job. All fucking good.
Pretty diverse too
I check out the categories next. It goes something like this - Bengali porn, black, desi, desi sex, Indian sex, Malay porn, and so on. Yeah, pretty fucking vague, if you ask me, but this shit ain’t supposed to hang in the goddamn Louvre. I already told you I was in a good mood, and you thought I was just being ironic.
The categories prove the site to be diverse. It's gonna grow even bigger, so it's only gonna get better. I hit the Indian sex porn stash, just to test that shit, and you know, nothing revolutionary happens. I get just one video, but maybe I was being a prick picking it.
It ends up being a proper sex scene, not a vanilla solo show, so I decide to stream that shit too. It's not like I have prices to write about here, discounts or VR experience, so let's just wank off till we all go blind. Yup, that's the mindset you need to enjoy tube sites.
Go with the fucking flow
This video goes on for about 15 minutes, and it's actually pretty good resolution-wise. It has this webcam vibe to it. It's quite probable that this is a live show replay. I wouldn't be fucking surprised.
The dude licks the chick's pussy first. She's this curvy babe with big tits. Once again, it's completely fucking amateur but I ain't complaining. She looks at the camera and moans loudly while the guy slurps on her shaved cunt. I can feel my pants tightening around my cock, and that's all that fucking matters. At the end of the day, porn is supposed to get you hard. Everything else is fucking irrelevant.
I skip a little and the hoe is riding the dick. The camera stays put in one corner the entire time, so you don't see the hardcore angles, but it's an overall decent homemade video. The couple shags in all positions, she is hot and curvy, and the dick does its job. No fucking complaints, especially since it's all completely free. You don't have to sign up or anything. Just stream at will.
More Desi porn cumming your way
I hit this Desi Mms stash. I don't know what that MSM shit means for the life of me, and I don't give a fuck. All I know is that the hoes are horny, and that it's another pile of amateur porn. Webcam vibe to it again, which probably means that desivideo.xyz has a thing for live show replays. When it's live, it's what we call interactive porn. Not this time, but you still get to see the banging.
At the top of the page, I see the menu which lets me choose between the latest, the longest, the most viewed, and most popular videos. Let's play with that shit.
Well, this is the exact moment when desivideo.xyz starts glitching on me. Instead of showing me the longest video, it gives me that oldest flick, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on. Sure, sometimes, desivideo.xyz will take you where you want to go, but there's this unpredictability to the site.
It's always like that with free sites. They are as moody as a bitch on a bad day, and yeah, some fancy posh motherfuckers might cry about the chaos, but that’s what you get when porn costs exactly zero goddamn dollars.
Nothing fancy about this sort of porn
In 99% of cases, you'll be streaming amateur porn here. Still, it's not homemade shit made in shacks. It's mostly webcam sex chaos. I know that those live shows are fucking popular because people get to interact with the hoes while it's happening. Well, not this time, but you get the best bits.
These hoes might be amateur and not perfect in a lot of senses, but at least you know they are genuinely horny. The people fucking on desivideo.xyz are not into the deal because of the money, at least not big money or proper fame. They just love undressing and fucking in front of people, and that's the selling point.
Learn to enjoy the little things in life
Desivideo.xyz is a messy, moody, unpredictable motherfucker of a site. Some picky cocks might hate that. The posh crowd who want perfect categories, clean menus, and porn filmed with Hollywood lighting will probably cry into their overpriced soy lattes. If someone needs artistic angles and 4K clarity where they can count pubic hairs, or a damn plot, this ain't their temple.
If you have cum this far reading this review, you don't give a fuck. Good for you! You see, desivideo.xyz is this stupid bliss. It's simple as shit. That’s the whole fucking experience. It's free. All you think about is tits, cocks, and amateur chaos. Everything feels like a live show chaos clumsily put together, and honestly, that’s the charm.
The hoes are real as fuck. They are fat, saggy, bouncy, curvy, and sometimes hairy, but they're horny. These motherfuckers fuck because they want to fuck. That’s amateur porn. It's not perfect, but it doesn't have to be.
Just so remind you, desivideo.xyz has almost 1K videos in its stash. It continues to grow, and it's not that hard to tame it. You have the basic filters, as well as the list of categories, so yeah, desivideo.xyz might not be the Louvre of porn, but it’s free and big enough. It makes your dick hard without asking for your wallet, and sometimes, that’s all a motherfucker needs.
