Back in the day, it was a common point of view for a lot of people to look at the world of porn as one that was heavily male-oriented, and that it was 99% of the time just horny blokes fapping their meat to the glorious sight of a bitch getting her holes drilled by a meat hammer on screen. These days? Shit, that couldn't be any further from the truth!
Yeah, there are more and more women indulging in the world of porn these days, and, not only that, but they are going all out when it comes to consuming hardcore content to the fullest. So much so, that there has even been a subculture appearing of what has been deemed as Goonettes hitting the scene, and those bitches are like these special forces of female porn consumers!
If you think that the average woman just sits there and watches porn all day long whilst flicking her throbbing bean, then you can think again! Plenty of them want to go out there into the big bad world and replicate all of the filthy stuff that they've seen on their screens for real on a stiff, throbbing, and downright fuckin’ lucky cock. The sad part is, though, finding a dick that is able to withstand the porn fuelled fury of a smut-obsessed woman’s pussy is not easy.
Plenty of dudes find themselves pinned down and being subjected to the kind of immense cock riding session that has their fuck poles fighting for their lives, and, more often than not, they end up blowing their load far too early! This is why there have been plenty of female porn fanatics who have been on the hunt for some of the most realistic dildos that money can buy because they know that they will never let them down in the bedroom and will be able to stand the test of time when it comes to what their slit is able to deliver. Today, I wanna see whether Realdildos.com is a store that can put its money where its mouth is!
What is Realdildos.com?
Realdildos.com kind of gives away what it's all about from the domain name that is chosen for itself. Yep, this is a sex toy shop that specialises in providing you with the kind of dildos that are said to be the dictionary definition of being lifelike and hyperrealistic.
We're talking about everything from stretchable skin and swinging balls to veiny shafts and even ejaculation functions that give you the perverted chance to replicate sloppy creampies the likes of which you've only seen inside of your favourite breeding gangbang pornos!
What are the Realistic Dildos Like on Realdildos.com?
In the tagline at the top of the site, Realdildos.com introduces itself as being the number one realistic dildo store online and in the next part of the review, I'm about to dig deep inside of this catalogue and find out what kind of life like dildos it's able to offer us to find out whether that's a tagline that it's able to back up to the fullest.
1. The Heated Dildo - I’ve gotta say that when I first came face-to-face with this particular dildo, I was blown away with the texture on the outside of it because, fuck me, it looks as though it's already sweating in anticipation of sliding itself deep inside of a dripping wet pussy or a hungry asshole! The list of features on this realistic dildo is as long as fuck, but one that stands out the most tends to be the fact that it is heated. Yep, any woman will be able to tell you that one of the most intense parts of wrapping your hand around a dick for the first time is the immense levels of heat that it gives off, and, generally, most classic dildos that you will get off the shelf of your local sex store will not be able to replicate this at all. This dildo in question, however, is set to be able to pull this off because it comes with a heated feature that really will make you question whether you're actually slamming your pussy or ass down on a sex toy or have a real man pounding your holes all night long!
2. The Dildo With a Moveable Foreskin - ‘’Cut or uncut, baby?’’ is the kind of question a lot of slutty women ask man who they're about to drag home and fuck and it's definitely an important one because the presence or lack of a foreskin can result in some dramatically different sensations when a dick is sliding inside of a woman's pussy at 100 miles an hour. Usually, you have to suck it up that most dildos come without any foreskin and are simply based around a circumcised cock. These days, though, things are different, and you will see exactly what I mean when you take a look at this particular sex toy in the catalogue of Realdildos.com. This is a very unique dildo that is not only hyperrealistic from top to bottom but equally comes with a movable foreskin that allows you to transform it from circumcised into an uncut dic,k depending on what your mood is. Any woman will be able to tell you that feeling a foreskin tickle her G-spot inside is an incredible sensation, and this is a sex toy that can replicate it to the fullest!
3. It’s Got a Hook in it - You will truly know what the definition of joy looks like when you see the expression on a woman's face when she pulls out a man's dick for the first time and watches his erect cock flop out, only to see that his dick is immensely curved. The reason that it will make ‘em so happy is because she knows that it's the kind of cock shape that can bend perfectly inside of her pussy and grind against her G spot in some very intense ways. You don't have to win the dick reveal lottery to get your hands on that experience these days, though, because there's a realistic dildo like this one on sale at Realdildos.com, and it comes with precisely that coveted curve that so many women adore, and it looks like it can really turn your average masturbation session into a soaking wet orgasm venture indeed!
The Design of the Shop
I am really digging the logo that Realdildos.com introduces itself with because it's a gorgeous black and pink affair that has a silhouette of a woman dancing alongside a gigantic dildo, and it really fits the site overall. It is also up here where you will find the main menu, which has links to stuff like the homepage, newest arrivals, and drop-down menus to different lifelike dildo collections.
The homepage welcomes you in with a collage of five boxes showcasing various categories of life like dildos that the store has to offer, and it’s here that you'll realise that it doesn't specialise in human dildos but equally provides you with a range of fantasy horse and dog cock dildos, too. Underneath this is a very handy collection of tags that allow you to get an insight into the different products within each category and look at them all in a slideshow format without leaving the homepage.
There is also a pretty cool section on the homepage that introduces you to some of the main features of the realistic dildos that cover everything from the craftsmanship and movable foreskin to the lifelike designs and various functions they're able to deliver to you in the bedroom.
And as you get towards the bottom of the page, you’ll see everything from positive customer reviews from people who have recently bought realistic dildos from the store and a bunch of pretty handy frequently asked questions that can give you a decent insight into the shop and its products.
What I Like Most About it
Realdildos.com is definitely a store that has chosen a solid niche for itself, that's for sure. There are so many people out there these days who crave nothing more than one of the most realistic sexual experiences in the bedroom, and it's pretty safe to say that most of the featured sex toys on Realdildos.com will be able to deliver on that to the fullest!
I also like the fact that the site has managed to diversify itself, but equally stay true to its mission. For example, not only can you get your hands on the kind of realistic dicks that are modelled on the well-endowed fuck rods swinging around between the thighs of some male pornstars, but you can also get everything from sci-fi dildos to replica horse dongs, too.
And, once again, I have to point out the logo that the site has in place. I sometimes get annoyed because there are plenty of bad ass sex stores out there that fail to deliver when it comes to a solid logo. But I was glad to see that Realdildos.com didn't follow this trend. That really is a cool logo, and it’s one that is super fitting to the whole theme of the store.
What I Don’t Like
When you are making a site's homepage, you have to make sure that absolutely everything is picture-perfect because it's gonna be the first thing the customer sees, after all. So, the only thing that I would pick out about Realdildos.com is a typo that can be found in the section showcasing some of the dirtiest selling points of the naughty dildos on the store, and it reads craftsman_ship_dildo.
Suggestions I Have for Realdildos.com
It's definitely one of the easier suggestions to carry out, that's for sure. I would just advise Realdildos.com to keep a more keen eye on the homepage and go through it with a fine tooth comb to pick out any typos and errors like the one I've just mentioned above to ensure that it is as perfect as can be because it needs to impress customers to the fullest and you never know whether there's something like this will put a potential buyer off.
Conclusion
If you're looking for a vivid collection of hyperrealistic dildos that come complete with everything from swinging balls and removable foreskins to heated internals and even the ability to spray fake sperm inside of your holes, then you will more than likely be overjoyed with the collection on Realdildos.com because it has everything from pornstar style cocks to doggy dogs and everything in between.
