Lux Porn! Finally, a goddamn site that actually looks like it was built by someone with a working brain! It's not that hard to find good porn, especially when you are really horny, but finding a good-looking joint has become mission impossible lately.
Fucking finally, I find this luxporn.cc thing, and it’s stroking my eyeballs in all the right ways. Now let’s hope it gives some attention to my other pair too, the ones that don’t see but sure as fuck feel. Lame joke, sure, but here comes the review! Stay tuned!
Just looks at those goddamn babes!
Damn, the hoes are busty, big cunts, huge smiles, big eyes, like I've been sucked into a porn black hole and I don’t ever wanna crawl out. Pump this shit straight into my veins!
You can tell the porn is lit even before you stream, and luxporn.cc makes sure you see it all by putting this slideshow right at the top of the homepage. That tits parade is the wow factor here! The thing that grabs your balls and doesn't fucking let go!
Another thing that hits me right away are those goddamn video titles. Go ahead, shoot me, but I’m just a fucking content writer who can’t help but notice words! It’s in my DNA, motherfucker!
If the titles suck, I feel it in my balls. Believe it or not, I used to crank out porn video titles back in the day, yeah, before I turned into this absolute legend you see before you. Anyway, the titles here are shit like Body Art and Wives At Play. Sure, sounds fancy as fuck, but also cryptic. I gotta actually stream this shit and see what these artsy motherfuckers are hiding. Andale!
Dongs out and let's go
The Body Art porn is the one I'm clicking on. The thumbnails don't show previews here. They look more like DVD covers, which is kinda lame, but the Body Art babe is so fucking lit that I don't give a shit about moving previews! She's this purple-haired stunner, an absolute bombshell, with a gorgeous face, nice tits, and colorful tattoos all over her, so let the streaming begin.
I click and, all of a sudden, luxporn.cc goes nuts on me. I get these random tabs in my browser, pop-up ads, and shit like that. It’s like the site was peacefully jerking off in its sleep, and my dumb ass came in and shook it by the balls. What the actual fuck is happening here?!
I click again, and this time I gotta sit there like a dumb fuck for 15 goddamn seconds while some shitty ad crawls out of my face. It finally fucking starts, and it was worth the trouble. Absolutely worth it! It's HD, crisp as fuck, the purple-haired bombshell is even prettier than on that picture, and it's all hardcore to the max!
The cock is huge, they are both heavily tattooed, and the video goes on for over two hours. I skip around a little, and every goddamn time, it gets even hotter. I mean, it goes on for two hours, so it's only natural the guy fucks the living shit out of the babe in every pose known to man. She rubs her clit with a vibrator as the inked dick wrecks her holes, and it's one of the best pornos I've seen this week! All free, packed with ads, but absolutely stunning. No complaints! Zero!
Gladly going back to the homepage
I go back and focus on the latest stash. At the time of this review, the site's latest stash held around 5.8K videos. Each and every one of them is HD, totally crisp and amazing in every sense of the damn word, with insane girth to it. Luxporn.cc could last you for years, even if you wank off five times a day, and that shit right there is what makes me approve of the site right fucking now. Sure, it's annoying and it's not perfect, but it checks all the vital boxes, so of course you have to check this shit out right fucking now.
Next, I focus on the Genres list. Three of the biggest categories are Anal (1.5K), Gonzo (1.1K), and Big Tits (1.1K). The Teen category is also huge, with around 1.4K videos in total. Of course, luxporn.cc features gangbangs, creampies, huge dicks, black men and women, cumshots, cuckold, and everything else you'd expect from a proper porn dump.
Always been into double-stuffing
As you already know, luxporn.cc is a huge site. You're gonna need all the filtering tools you can get to properly navigate the beast. I wanted to test shit out, so I went inside the Double Penetration stash which currently holds around 340 clips. You can even pick the release year, and that shit goes all the way back to the 1970s. Not fucking bad!
Inside the Double Penetration section, and honestly, all the other categories on luxporn.cc, you don’t get extra fancy filters, but you do get some juicy info when you hover your mouse over a thumbnail. The site spills the dirt on what the video’s about, throws the full tag list at your face, and even shows how many cocksuckers have already watched it.
Standard shit, but hey, when it comes to design, luxporn.cc looks way more modern and slick than any free site trying to suck your dick. I loaded it the first time and, for a split second, thought it was a goddamn paysite. That’s how clean and sexy this shit looks, until the ads start popping up and fucking everything in sight.
What's trending
The motherfucker actually shows its trending clips in a separate section. Another cool shortcut, and inside the stash, you can choose between Movie and TV Shows. I don't know what that shit's about and I don't give a fuck. All I know is that people visiting luxporn.cc have a thing for Asian pussies. Either that, or this tight-cunted hoe really knows how to work a dick.
I battle the ads and redirects one more time before the video finally starts. It ends up being around 40 minutes long. Yeah, a lot of videos here on luxporn.cc are lengthy, which is another huge plus in my book.
The trending video ends up being about slime. Yup, it comes with the Slime Fetish Sex title, and that would be the site's way of telling you that it's about oil and massage. It's this very long and sensual massage session with a lot of slime involved. The dude is on his back, as this absolutely stunning Asian hoe rubs her massive tits against his body.
She is to fucking die for, absolutely gorgeous, and it's not long before the guy starts fucking her brains out, all HD and uncensored. From time to time, the camera takes that POV angle, making the video feel almost like VR porn. You know, like you're the one getting fucked and sucked on that table, so it's some superb shit. 10 out of 10!
Time for me to go
This site looks good. It's dark, smooth, crisp, and modern. I clicked on a few videos and holy motherfucking shit, it’s like the site kissed my eyeballs and slapped my balls at the same time. The whole damn place is a visual handjob and it doesn’t stop.
The content is absolutely fucking insane. Luxporn.cc is where you get over 5.8K HD videos, for free, long as fuck, intense, and uncensored, from all over the world. You've got everything here, and if you don't believe me, just check out that genres section. It's all in there.
The site is modern as hell, and for a split second I actually thought I was on a paysite, until the ads reminded me I’m still a cheap motherfucker enjoying free porn. Yeah, the ads are annoying, pop-ups will try to fuck with your browser, and sometimes you gotta wait 15 seconds for a video to start, but that’s small potatoes compared to the sheer awesomeness this site gives you.
So yeah, luxporn.cc isn’t perfect. Ads are a bitch, pop-ups will fuck with your flow, and some of the layout shit could use a little polish, but fuck all that! When you start streaming, and it all ends up being crisp and long, lit as hell, none of that shit matters. This site delivers super porn, and trust me, I ain't exaggerating.
In short, luxporn.cc is a goddamn monster of a porn site. It’s sleek, modern, packed with enough hardcore content to last you for years. This site is HD, uncensored, long, and filthy as hell. Everything works, everything keeps growing, and most importantly, the porn is good.
If you don’t check luxporn.cc right fucking now, your dick is clearly broken or your balls are made of shit! This shit is next-level porn, motherfuckers. Go get wrecked!
