Emmnastics seems like the perfect name for a chick that's guaranteed to get any dude's heart racing, don't you think so? I am sure the inspiration for the name came from her making Fellas sweat up a storm, after all that's also what gymnastics can do. So she is kinda saying instead of putting a lot of effort into such activities, why not put all that effort in wanking to her. Hehe, it's basically the same result at the end of the day, right?
With one, you do a whole lot of exercises, then break a sweat, with the other, you wank like your life depends on it, bust a nut, break a sweat and feel relieved. I sure as hell know which one I would go for. Emmnastics over gymnastics any day, and I am sure you wankers totally agree with me. Perverts, every single one of you.
Anyways, as it stands, I am sure you already are giddy with excitement, wondering how much of an eye candy Emmnastics is. Don't get your pants in a twist though. I ain't the type of dude who would keep all the goodies to myself. Believe me, I often wonder why I am such a good and generous fella most times, and I have come to the conclusion that I am just a guy's guy.
You losers may be cunts but every bloke deserves some decent smut to stroke his cock to. So, I am always gonna be that fella you can trust to give you honest-as-fuck descriptions and reviews on the hottest chicks you will find on MYM. Oh, and Emmnastics happens to be one you wankers should really pay attention to. Trust me, she is worth it.
The Seductive Hottie That Is Emmnastics
There are many thoughts that run through my mind anytime I see a chick, and honestly it depends on how the chick looks. For example, I could see a chick and be like “wow, that's hot” in my head. To some I could just say a simple “okay”, and there are some that are so hot that you will find me giving second, third and fourth looks. However there are a select few that turn my thoughts into naughty and sexual ones. I am not even talking about normal sexual thoughts like “wow, I wish I could kiss her lips so badly”.
That would be like child's play to be honest. I am talking really nasty thoughts like “ I wish I could tie her up, stimulate her clit, fuck her senseless and leave her holes dripping with my spunk”, or “I wish i could spank that ass, pound that hole and paint her face with my cum”.
That's the category Emmnastics belongs to, and I can tell you for a fact that it took a single look at her for me to start imagining her moaning under me. Her slutty aura is so obvious that any dude who has a penis is sure to feel a tingling sensation down there when they see her. I don't know how seductive appeal is measured, but I am sure that she breaks that scale.
As a fellow once said, Real seductiveness doesn't need to do a lot, and now I totally get what it means. A chick that is really seductive doesn't really need to do so many raunchy poses to get folks drooling from their mouths and cocks. All they have to do is literally exist, and that would be enough to bring dudes down to their knees.
Emmnastics is that girl that gives hard-ons just with her photos, so tell me, do you think that's seduction at its peak? Hehe, from a man who has seen too many hot women than he can remember, you wankers are in a lot of trouble with Emmnastics. Of course, it's not the kind of trouble you fuckers hate though. It's more of the “getting addicted soon” trouble, hehe.
I can already see you wankers becoming regular subscribers at her MYM page and refusing to do anything else other than spend all your time stroking off to her stuff. She has got this addictive appeal that will rope you losers in faster than the sea sank the titanic. Anyways, I am sure you fuckers won't complain though, and if anything, you will only be too happy to fall under her charms.
That Body Of Hers Is On Fire
One look at a picture of Emmnastics in a bikini, and my pants had a wet patch within a minute. These are the signs, wankers. These are the little signs that tell you just how much you are drawn to a slut. For me, it was lust at first sight, and I knew damn well that my biggest wish at that moment was to paint her holes with my seed.
That chick’s ass got my eyes glued to it for so long that even right now, I could paint it accurately with my eyes closed. Talk about having a butt that is inviting and I will show you Emmnastics. She sure lucked out with that peach mound, and her boobs are just as sexy.
Nothing could be better than squeezing on some well proportioned tits as you slam your cock into a well shaped butt. This is why Emmnastics is every fappers dream. With that hot body, I doubt any hot blooded and straight male can resist her. Seeing her rock a bikini is straight up giving your eyes a treat, and honestly, I enjoy going through pictures of her dressed in various hot costumes even when I am not wanking.
My favorite has to be one where she rocks a skimpy latex outfit, but of course you wankers don't have to imitate my preferences. In other words, you can have a favorite too. As long as you are subscribed to her MYM page, you can ask her to rock an outfit solely for your viewing pleasure amongst other things.
She has got that body that looks good in just about anything, and that's why you may as well prepare your eyes for the best when you check out her MYM page. Whether it be a dress, a blouse, a bikini or anything else, your cock is gonna have a reaction when you see her.
Her MYM Content
Subscribers to Emmnastics MYM page are some lucky fellas, to be honest. I know this for a fact because I am one, hehe. We get access to a whole lot of juicy privileges that will make you wankers bite your fingers in envy. Of course, the wise ones amongst you will waste no time subscribing too, hehe.
Private Messaging
Once you click on the subscribe button and complete the process, you immediately gain the privilege of being able to send messages directly to her inbox. Now, this is an inbox that she manages personally, so you will indeed be chatting with the queen, Emmnastics herself. This also means you can request for a sexting session, where she gets your cock hard as a rock with some really spicy messages. It's gonna be like your high school sexting days, haha.
Custom Content On Demand
You can also make requests for personalized content. I don't mind giving you losers a few ideas, hehe. How about a video of her touching her pussy, stretching it open with one hand, slipping two fingers in, and moaning your name as she calls you daddy? You could also ask her to dress up in various sexy outfits and get all freaky just the way you like it, as long as you are a subscriber and have the required fee.
Live shows
If Emmnastics decides to host a live show, you as a subscriber would be able to gain automatic entrance. These special events that are hosted for only real fans tend to get really naughty and raunchy, so I hope you do have a good supply of lube when it happens, haha.
