Saint Porn! While there is plenty of people out there who just tend to instantly assume that the life of your average porn fanatic is one that is laced with a constant flow of pleasure, what they often fail to understand is that there is a lot of negative things that a porn fanatic like me or you can come face-to-face with many times in our lives, and it's not the kind of thing that can make your cock or clit pump, either!
For example, I can remember the days when I found myself consuming so much porn for hours on end that I eventually hit a wall and found myself wondering what the fuck I was gonna beat my meat over next, and I'm sure this is a kind of situation a lot of horny motherfuckers all around the world can definitely relate to!
Sure, you might find yourself admitting defeat and accepting your fate via slamming your laptop shut and hitting the hay for the night. On the other hand, you might persevere and keep pushing into the deepest annals of Internet porn in the hope that you can come face-to-face with the kind of site that can keep that monkey spanking session of yours going for as long as humanly possible.
And when that magical moment hits when you crash land into a brand-new porn site that is home to more than enough diversity in terms of the kind of smut it has to offer? Shit, it feels like you've come face to face with a proverbial saint who has arrived to save your wanking session! Funnily enough, the site I want to take you inside of today for a classic porn review has a name that insinuates precisely that. It's time for me to take a look at Saintporn.com and see whether it's worth adding to our porn portfolios!
What is Saintporn.com?
Saintporn.com looks like a pretty recently established porn tube site that is classically hardcore and has tried to cater to some of the most tried and tested XXX niches that we all know and love. For example, you can find everything from anal and deepthroat to gangbangs and double penetration within its archives. However, you can also find some harder to find genres such as old dudes fucking 18+ younger women and dramatically high pleaser heels! And when it comes to the kind of adult stars you can find within its collection, expect to come face-to-face with everybody from Jasmine Black to Lexi Belle.
What's the Free Porn Like on Saintporn.com?
When you first arrive at the homepage of Saintporn.com, you will see that there are only three pages of XXX content for you to get stuck into at the time of writing. It might not seem like the biggest collection of smut in the world, but I like to keep things moving quickly, and that's why I've decided to handpick three particular scenes and subject them to a bareback analysis to give you an idea of what kind of porn you can expect from within this collection!
1. Living the Groupie Fantasy - Brittney Skye storms onto your screen in this porn flick that sees her steps of the role of a groupie who is obsessed with a particular rock band and who knows exactly how to get their attention by hanging around backstage wearing a very revealing miniskirt combined with black leather boots and a white top that has her gorgeous tits bursting out of it. She is more than keen to find a member of the band and fuck his brains out, and thanks to the fact that she is seductive as fuck, she definitely gets her hands on the kind of experience she wants. She is soon being led by the hand into the tour bus for some intense group sex that sees both of her holes filled with some hard cock that gapes her out like crazy. In the end, the sight of all of that sperm splashing across her pretty blonde face and her fake tits is absolutely gorgeous!
2. Wet Pussies in the Prison Showers - Whenever people talk about the kind of stereotypes surrounding the prison showers, they are usually the kind of shit revolving around dudes dropping the soap and fucked up the butt by sexually frustrated men. However, this porno takes a totally different spin on the whole aesthetic of prison showers because it sees a pair of sexually corrupted female prison officers following a particularly attractive male prisoner into the shower and promising him all of the jail privileges he has ever desired if he can make both both of them undergo the kind of orgasms that has them making the tiled walls of the shower block wet with their slippery cunt juices! This sex starved prisoner needs no further instruction and soon puts his cock to work in some of the most intense ways you've ever seen, battering their wet and sex hungry holes like a man possessed until they are thrown headfirst into the kind of levels of female pleasure that have them struggling to remember what their own fuckin’ names are!
3. Her Hairy Slit and Ass Are Ruined - And that's exactly how she wanted it! This is a gorgeous scene that comes out of Brazil and shows us a perfectly tanned Latina who is about as hungry for sex as you can possibly get, and she has found herself a pair of BBC sporting men to obliterate her holes in some of the most intense ways a bitch could ever wish for. These black studs do not fuck around, and they don't give a shit that they have rearranged her slit and booty to the kind of levels that make them unrecognisable, but it's also safe to say that she gets to experience the levels of orgasm that have her dribbling pussy juices down her thighs like crazy.
The Design of the Site
Saintporn.com really storms onto your screen and makes a good introduction thanks to the fact that it has a badass red and white logo spelling its name in a very artistic style. After this, you will see a search engine and buttons to upload content to the site and sign up for an account or log in to one if you've already done so. After this is the main menu, which contains links to everywhere from the homepage and porn categories to featured adult models and XXX albums.
You see a selection of commonly searched for content, which ranges from stuff like older men and big dicks to shaven pussies and anal. After this, you will then see a selection of videos that are currently being watched and a wider portfolio of the latest scenes that have been added to the site. Each video comes with a thumbnail, title, user rating, view count, duration, and upload date.
And as you navigate further down towards the lower half of the homepage, you'll see a selection of popular porn categories to be found across the side, featured adult models starring within much of the content, most viewed channels, and popular XXX photo galleries.
What I Like Most About it
So, the first thing that stands out to me about Saintporn.com is that it manages to impress with its very sleek-looking website that’s got a gorgeous design going on. Whether it's the badass logo that the site introduces itself with, or the fact that it's very well organised overall, I found it really stands head and shoulders above many other less mainstream porn tube sites I've reviewed in recent months.
Saintporn.com might be lacking when it comes to having a prominent collection of porn, but it's worth saying that XXX filth inside of it is a nice blend of different genres and categories. You will find that most of the content spans an international selection of filth and tries its best to appeal to a wide range of hardcore porn tastes.
Oh, and not only did most of the videos that I took for a test ride on Saintporn.com play pretty damn smoothly, but I also found that many of them came with a small but pretty decent write-up summing up the kind of content that you can expect from within the storyline or action within.
What I Don’t Like
The main issue that stands out with Saintporn.com is the fact that, at the time of writing, there were only three pages worth of porn content for you to consume, and this can be explored from top to bottom within a day or so, or, shit, even a few hours if you're really horny!
Suggestions I Have for Saintporn.com
The collection might be diverse and stuff, sure, but it's impossible to deny that it's lacking in the overall amount of content, and my main suggestion for Saintporn.com is to keep powering forward, grafting hard on the site and adding more filthy content to it overall so they’re able to boast a collection that can keep people engaged for weeks on end rather than a day or two.
Conclusion
While you shouldn't expect the biggest collection of filth on earth, Saintporn.com really does look like a less mainstream porn site that has a lot of promising potential.
It has a decent design going for it and a solid level of diversity to be found within this limited collection of XXX content, and it's the kind of site I would like to keep my horny eye on over the next few months to see how it progresses!
