Goon Chan! The whole porn culture of Gooning is definitely one that is still finding its feet, and, sadly, millions of people around the world still haven't come face-to-face with it yet, although it's impossible to deny that it is growing at a rapid pace. And if you're one of the people who hasn't been introduced to the concept of it yet? Well, let me get you up to speed right now!
You see, there is your average person who doesn't delve too deeply into porn and instead just likes to sit there, beat their meat for 5 to 10 minutes, and then carry on about the day. But Gooners, on the other hand, are a totally different kettle of fish. For them, sitting there and consuming hardcore porn for 12 to 24 hours in one sitting is nothing, and to say that they look into the deepest angles of the porn on their screen is a bit of an understatement!
What usually happens, though, is when people spend so much time watching porn that they tend to diversify their smut to the kind of levels that most normies could never even dream of standing toe-to-toe with. That's why any dedicated Gooning platform out there these days that intends to be worth its salt will need to bring you a hefty amount of different XXX genres to make it truly worth your while if you're keen to get balls deep into the Goon life.
And to make sure that you will come face-to-face with the right kind of Gooning porn sites, I've decided to put each and every one of them through their paces via some of my classic BongVi reviews, and today is no exception because I'm about to drag you (cock) headfirst into the world of Goonchan.org!
What is Goonchan.org?
Goonchan.org is a pretty new porn tube site that feels kind of humble when you first arrive because it just promises you the chance to stream high-quality adult content without actually outlining what kind of filth you can get your hands on within this collection. As you start to make your way through the archives, you realise that there's a pretty diverse range of porn to be found within, and it's looking like something that can definitely keep a dedicated Gooner jerking themselves off for ages!
What's the Goon Porn Like on Goonchan.org?
Oh, did you think I was gonna leave it there? Fuck no! You know me, and you are probably well aware by now that I'm the kind of person who loves to gallivant through porn collections and introduce you to the kind of filthy highlights that can be found inside of them and, yep, Goonchan.org is no exception so grab some lube and let's take a look at some of the top rated Gooner porn within!
● It’s Just a Porn Thing: A PMV - Any Gooner will tell you that there few forms of porn that are able to beat the classic porn music video because you not only get to jerk yourself silly for ages but also get to vibe to the well synchronised beats at the same time, too! This particular PMV is a dedicated Gooner clip that spans so many different genres of XXX filth that it can be hard to keep up! This is a fast-paced affair that you will need to be deep inside the porn zone for. It runs through everything from interracial and BDSM to cumshots and breeding, and it's a hell of a lot of fun because it's all synchronised perfectly to the beat of the track accompanying it.
● Hot Lesbians Sneak Off to the Toilet For Some Fun - Fuck knows where these two dramatically different lesbians met because one is thick and dominant as fuck while the other is slim and super submissive. It looks as though they are at some kind of family dinner or some shit. They have allowed lust to get the better of them because they found themselves sneaking off to the bathroom together to powder their noses when, in reality, they are indulging in a spot of girl-on-girl action that is definitely on the taboo end of the scale. The domme girl sits on the toilet and takes a fat piss while the submissive one crawls towards her on her knees and buries her tongue deep inside of that meaty pussy, not caring about the fact that it's dripping with pee. Within minutes, the submissive has brought her dominant partner face-to-face with the kind of orgasms that have her biting her fist to subdue the moans and not let the people who have invited them both round for dinner become wise to their slutty antics.
● Two Whores Are Better Than One! - This next Goon porn scene already gets off to a roaring start because we see a mid 40s MILF sitting side-by-side with a 19-year-old girl with dirty blonde hair and the latter is ramming her tongue down the throat of the MILF while both of them are wearing some of the most powerful vibrators that money can buy and the sound of their moans being subdued by each other's tongues is just like music to your fuckin’ ears. These two seem to be on the kind of Goonette journey that sees them exploring each other's pussies to the pinnacle of female orgasm, and they will not stop until they are sitting in a puddle of their own sexual juices and trying to remember what their own damn names are.
The Design of the Site
Thankfully, Goonchan.org hasn't gone down the route of picking the generic porn tube template that so many other sites have gone for these days. Instead, you come face-to-face with a somewhat unique theme that begins with a pink and white logo spelling the name of the platform, accompanied by a graphic of some horny guy next to it. There’s also a handy search engine here, as well as a main menu which has links to stuff like random, most liked, and recently added videos.
Then, you take your eyes a little bit further south down the page, and then come face-to-face with all of the latest Goon smut that has been added to the site. The videos are presented in horizontal lines of four scenes, and each one comes with a thumbnail, title, view count, user rating, and the name of the horny user who originally added it to the site.
What I Like Most About it
The world of Gooning is genuinely growing massively by the day, and it's incredible to see so many people adopting this porn fuelled lifestyle with open arms. However, there aren't that many platforms out there that have made it their mission to center themselves around this subculture, so I was glad to see that Goonchan.org is filling the gap with its chosen theme.
I also found that, for the most part, the videos on Goonchan.org tended to play really well, and I encountered few interruptions while I was making my way through the site. After all, this is seriously important because Gooners are the kind of people who want to consume as much porn as possible in a short space of time, and this site definitely facilitates that to the fullest!
Plus, I like that Goonchan.org hasn't followed the standard path of choosing a generic template for its platform. Instead, it found one that makes it stand out from the crowd a little bit. After all, plenty of people are getting sick of seeing that same old generic porn tube theme being used by less mainstream XXX sites these days.
What I Don’t Like
If there was one thing that I could point out that was sometimes about Goonchan.org, then it has to be the fact that while there are thumbnail slideshow trailers to be found on many of the videos on the homepage, a few of them fail to work from time to time.
Also, while Goonchan.org is a visual feast for the eyes as you make your way down the smut on the homepage, I found that the bio of the site sitting in the footer was a little bit dull. It just promises stuff like ‘’adult entertainment’’ and ‘’seamless streaming.’’ You’re dealing with Gooners and Goonettes here, guys; get filthy!
Suggestions I Have for Goonchan.org
It’s an epic navigational tool when people can simply hover over a dirty clip and see what kind of filthy Goon Fuel is contained within it because it makes it so much easier for people to make their way around the site and get to the kind of porn that they crave, so I suggest Goonchan.org keeps an eye on all of the videos and ensures that the thumbnail trailers are running smoothly on all of them as there are some which randomly fail to load.
The clean-sounding bio in the footer could also do with a rewrite. I found it way too plain for the kind of audience this site is aimed at. Instead, I’d opt for something like ‘’Premium Goon Fuel for bona fide Gooners and Goonettes. All streamed seamlessly so you can maintain your edge for hours, just like your pornosexual ass craves!’’
Conclusion
It might still be something of a new platform on the scene, but it's quickly becoming clear that Goonchan.org looks like it's well managed and can deliver an extremely diverse collection of porn that any dedicated Gooner, or even total newbies to the subculture, will instantly love!
