While it was definitely one of the more niche elements of the world of porn in years gone by, few people can deny that the realm of Gooning hasn't skyrocketed in recent years is now becoming very much mainstream to such an extent that even some of the worlds most notorious porn sluts like Angela White have referenced it in their social media posts and, shit, have even gone as far as shooting full blown Goon-themed porn scenes!
Yep, it's inevitable that people were gonna fall in love with the idea of kicking back for the kind of masturbation sessions that saw them watching porn for 24 hours or even longer until they were turned into a cross-eyed mess of pure masturbatory pleasure and truly in sync with the kind of filth erupting on their screen. However, while Gooning might be growing more mainstream, it's also safe to say that there are a lot of people who think they understand the mindset of Gooners when they actually really don’t.
In recent months, I've seen a lot of goon porn websites pop up on the scene that make themselves a nightmare to navigate and get to the kind of XXX content that you want. In reality, your average Gooner or Goonette is desperate for the chance to consume as much filth as possible in a short space of time, so this is totally redundant. Thankfully, though, I have a keen eye and I've been hard at work finding the kind of Goon porn sites that the pornosexuals of the world will adore.
And, as always, I haven't been keeping my findings to myself, either. Instead, I've decided to share everything with you via some of the most intense porn reviews you've ever seen before, and today is no exception because we're about to strap up and head deep into Goon territory as I subject Gooned.app to the kind of bareback analysis it has never faced before. Now, get ready to go (hopefully) cross-eyed with lust!
What is Gooned.app?
Gooned.app is an app/platform that is aimed at the porn-obsessed Gooners of this world and aspires to deliver them with the kind of fast paced porn collection that they can scroll through in a rapid fire format in a similar way that you would expect from platforms like TikTok and Instagram, just with a hell of a lot more NSFW content thrown into the mix.
What's the Gooning Porn Like on Gooned.app?
Now, on the surface, it does sound like Gooned.app will be a dream come true for any Gooner or Goonette worth their salt. However, a collection of rapid-fire porn that we can browse through at high speed is only worth using if the XXX smut within is actually wank-worthy. So, it's time for me to find out whether it really is and subject the filth within to a classic BongVi insight!
● A Fuckable Thot on Full Display - I’m a pretty simple dude at times. If I see a girl who has dyed her hair in the same pink tones as the tight cunt between her legs, I press like! And that's exactly what I did to when I saw this video posted on Gooned.app because, fuck me, the slim and fuckable Goth girl in this porn clip has one of the tightest bodies I've ever seen and watching her dance around in her bedroom with her bright pink hair flowing down over her exposed tits while her naked pussy is just inviting you to stick your dick into it is genuinely incredible. That pussy might look tight, but I reckon I can easily take a 12-inch fuck stick inside of it with ease!
● I’m Your Nurse, Now Get Undressed - If you feel like a solid Goon session coming on whenever you see a girl in an erotic nurse's outfit, then you're gonna love this clip posted on Gooned.app. Here we see a blonde Russian chick wearing a somewhat old school nursing outfit that is in bright white and comes complete with the cute little hat. However, the hat is the last thing you're gonna be looking at because this bitch has unbuttoned her top to such an extent that she can jump around on the spot and allow her gigantic mammary glands to burst out of her nurse's outfit gorgeously. It's safe to say that if she walked down the hospital ward with her milkers out, everybody would forget what the fuck they were in there for in the first place!
● I Think You Have a Boner Now! - At first, this short but sweet clip on Gooned.app doesn't look like much because you just see a fully naked girl next door kind of blonde standing in front of you with a cute smile on her face. However, as she spins around and shows you a 360° angle of her body, you get a gorgeous glimpse of a bunny rabbit tail butt plug sticking out of her tight ass, and it complements her pretty pink snatch gorgeously. Yeah, when she spins around, you quickly realise that the smirk on her face isn't cute at all and is in fact the telling of an 18+ teen nymphomaniac. She knows exactly what she's doing and how to get a man's cock hard with ease!
The Design of the Site
Gooned.app has adopted the kind of website design that is heavily influenced by the likes of TikTok, and it all revolves around a centralised clip in the middle of the screen. However, you also find a lot of other elements dotted around it. For example, at the top of the clip, you'll see the site’s emoji-style logo as well as a filter allowing you to narrow down the content according to those that have been suggested to you based on your previous algorithm and content that you have previously liked.
Down the lower left-hand corner, you'll also see the name of the user or the model featured in the content, and on the other side of the page, to the right, you'll see a bunch of buttons to like and share the content, but these are often blocked out by pop-up third-party ads on the platform. Shit!
What I Like Most About it
Gooned.app has the right premise in mind when it comes to catering to the needs of porn obsessed goonies, that's for sure. After all, this is a site that has adopted the TikTok style format that, in theory, should allow you to navigate through it all at a rapid pace and pretty damn easily. However, while that's the idea it has in mind, it does indeed fail to deliver on it, as I'll explain further on in the review.
I did also like that, from time to time, you can also find the name of the original content creator who was behind the clip in the first place. This is something that a lot of other platforms fail to do, and if you come across a particular slut in one of the clips on Gooned.app that you want to explore more often, you might find yourself in luck by finding her username and being able to delve into more of her sleazy XXX works as a result.
What I Don’t Like
The whole point of a site like Gooned.app is to allow people to flawlessly browse through a collection of porn that gets them genuinely Gooned. So I was pretty fuckin’ saddened to see that the site had decided to ruin the entire experience by slapping a load of annoying as fuck advertisements on it, and, when you click in the wrong place, you find yourself getting rudely interrupted by a pop-up window that throws you into a platform you initially had no intention of visiting in the first place.
Suggestions I Have for Gooned.app
What the fuck, my dudes? There are far too many advertisements on Gooned.app, and my main suggestion for the platform would be to chill the fuck out when it comes to interrupting people’s experience of using the platform; otherwise, your average Gooner or Goonette will simply go elsewhere. This experience of being constantly interrupted while you're trying to watch a fast-paced collection of porn is not what Gooners have in mind, trust me!
Conclusion
Gooned.app did get off to a pretty good start with a sweet collection of short but wank-worthy clips that most Gooners would love, but the sad reality is that the site has really dropped the ball when it comes to putting a bunch of annoying as fuck third-party advertisements on the platform.
You feel that this site quickly becomes impossible to use properly because of its constant interruptions, and it's safe to say that I would probably go somewhere else if I were looking for a rapid-fire collection of Goon porn that I could enjoy flawlessly.
