Beneath the Ero Thots logo, they’ve got a big, bold, all-caps brag, claiming, “YES WE ARE HUGE”. It’s the kind of thing I see a lot as both a porn fan and the web’s number one reviewer of online pornography, and it can be taken a number of ways. Maybe they’re talking about cock lengths or bra sizes, or perhaps the sheer volume of their smut library. It could also be a reference to their insane traffic, which hit 50 million last month and is only getting more popular. Having already peeked around a bit, I think they’re huge in all these myriad ways, and maybe even more.
EroThots.co is a free porn collection with a focus on the beautiful women of the internet. I was tempted to refer to it as a free tube, yet another Pornhub knockoff trying to cut themselves a slice of the same pie, but it’s more than that. If you’ve got a thing for gorgeous influencers, OnlyFans models, online celebrities and other non-traditional sex starlets, I think you’re going to like what you find inside.
Let’s Meet the Ero Thots
The term “thots” has had an interesting trajectory, evolving from a petty insult into a catch-all for the kind of women showing off the goods at EroThots. You’ll find some traditional pornstars among the spread, as the new amateur format has proven too popular and lucrative to resist, but they’re outnumbered by the truly homemade starlets on the front page and throughout.
They’ve got tons of models from social media and social porn platforms, from Instagram to Twitch to OnlyFans.
There’s a row of OF babes at the top of the front page, currently showcasing strongwaifu, victoriaavixen and shotsofsimone as I type this up. Scrolling down, I found thumbnails for recent vids starring chicks like Sabrina Banks, Veronica Diaz, Alina Lopez and Sophie Rain. Making my way to the Ero Thots Models page, there were even more recognizable women, like Iggy Azalea, BigTittyGothEgg, Sweetie Fox and Morgpie. Markiplier’s in there, too, so the site’s an equal opportunity pornography source, at least to a certain extent. (The famous male YouTuber doesn’t actually have any content on EroThots, just an empty profile page with a bunch of social links.)
When OnlyFans first started blowing up, most of the models were just doing relatively softcore solo stuff. There’s been something of an arms race in depravity over the last few years, though, and that’s clearly reflected in the catalog here. EroThots.co carries a wide, kinky and hardcore range of material. They’ve got the titty flashing and twerking you expected, but there’s at least an equal volume of harder content like public bathroom blowjobs, MFF threesomes, taboo stepfamily roleplaying and even full-on orgies.
I’ve reviewed other platforms focused on these women, and they sometimes drop the ball when it comes to tagging, which makes it hard to search or browse for whatever gets you the most turned on. I was happy to find a trim and well-maintained picture menu of Categories at EroThots, offering quick access to thumbnailed porno subgenres like Anal, Asian and ASMR. They cover all the expected bases like (18+) Teen and POV, and kink it up with deeper niches like Feet and BBW, so even the freakiest of masturbators will be able to get their kicks.
Don’t Miss These Nudie Galleries
I mentioned in my intro that EroThots.co is more than just another tube, and now seems like a good moment to explain what I really mean by that. Most free tubes out there have a photo section, but let’s be real, it’s probably been a long time since you fapped your way through one. Speaking as a porn reviewer, I feel like most sites include a photo section just to bulk up their content numbers, even if nobody’s actually shaking their dicks at the still pics.
That ain’t the case here. The women of platforms like Instagram and OnlyFans have revitalized the nudie photo format, bringing it back into the limelight in a way the oldsters haven’t seen since the era of skin rags from the top shelf on the truck stop magazine rack. EroThots.co carries an extensive collection of X-rated photosets and galleries, typically produced by the amateur starlets themselves.
Flicking through the current Most Visited Albums, I found a mouthwatering set of Belle Delphine pics, teasing the camera with a PS5 controller and her private parts. There’s also a gallery of Lena the Plug dressed as a sexed-up Dora the Explorer, a classic Mia Khalifa spread, Lana Rhoades at the beach, and a singular Pokimane nip slip. While I could have used more of that last one, I was quickly distracted by other naked and famous women.
Making my way down the hall to Ero Thots’ Gifs section, I found a beautifully modern riff on the classic still photo format. Porno gif collections ain’t a new thing on the internet, but as with the non-moving imagery, I feel like these women have really leveled up the format. A lot of these models mastered the art of shortform content on sites like Instagram, Snapchat and TikTok before spinning it in a pervier direction, and the results are absolutely fapworthy. I’m watching a loop of Hanna Owo right now, and frankly, I’ve been transfixed by those pretty eyes and perky tits longer than I care to admit. I should get back to work…
My Dirty Thoughts on EroThots
While the galleries at Ero Thots are noticeably hotter than the photo sections on most tubes, this is the 21st century, and we’ve all grown used to beating off to videos. The movie samples here are going to be a bigger draw than even the best nudes, and man, what a spread. The site’s layout makes it basically impossible to get an accurate count, but there are easily thousands of video samples here. Upload dates aren’t listed anywhere, but just given the overall size of the stash, I think it’s a very safe bet that they’re constantly shoveling more content onto the pile.
The latest video sample as I type this up is a homemade, vertically shot clip shot by the lovely Jaelani Jade. The new amateur format is often characterized by very short scenes, inspired as much by our internet-addled attention spans as the social media posts that gave us ADHD in the first place. This vid, on the other hand, is just a few seconds short of 95 minutes long. It’s a prerecorded live stream, featuring the OnlyFans model showing off the goods from various positions, playing with toys, and chatting with her fans.
While most of the movie samples at Ero Thots aren’t quite as lengthy, the runtimes are more generous than I typically expect from OnlyFans models. Looking at the front page right now, maybe half the vids are under ten minutes long. I see just as many clocking in at 12, 20, even 55 minutes long. That means Ero Thots provides more opportunity for long, hands-free faps than your average tube focused on these women.
You may find yourself gravitating toward those long clips even if you don’t typically mind the shorties. Perhaps my only real complaint about EroThots is that, goddamn, this place is pretty fucking spammy. It’s a testament to the quality of their library that they can pull this much traffic when visitors have so much extra clicking to do along the way. Even with my adblocker engaged, I had to close a shitload of popups.
Was it worth the extra effort? You fucking bet it was! As I wrap up this review, I’m watching a ten-minute video sample of the redheaded Ivory Fox getting fucked in her car. She’s an OnlyFans model, but the scene is shot in the reality porn style that’s been popular since the early aughts. I love the interplay between the formats, with traditional pornstars switching to modern DIY, and the homemade girls copying the more professional styles. You don’t even have to be a masturbatory anthropologist like myself to appreciate that kind of cultural evolution. The proof is in your boners, my dudes.
Despite the spam, it’s easy to see why EroThots.co is so insanely popular. They’ve built a world-class library of both videos and photo galleries produced by some of the hottest modern amateurs on the internet. The selection is huge, varied and well organized, offering instant access to your favorite models performing your favorite sex acts. If you’ve still got blue balls after your visit, perhaps it’s time to consult a medical professional about your issue.
