Let's just say it how it is, as always, and underline the fact that there are plenty of people in this world who will tell you that you simply cannot beat a hardcore Gooning session that sees you kicking back for hours on end and absorbing some of the most intense porn you've ever feasted your eyes upon before your entire life.
However, it’s important to be realistic here. It's an undeniable fact that there are equally plenty of people out there who, after investing the last 20 hours or so into watching porn, start to crave something far more than just erotic pixels on their screen and, instead, they wanna go out there and experience the real thing sliding down the shaft of their throbbing love lengths or slithering deep into their dripping slits.
Sure, it can be done, but it's definitely not as easy as it sounds. For example, what if you're one of the kind of people who watch JAV porn and feel the urge to go out there and meet an IRL Japanese woman to fuck raw? Like, what are you gonna do? Fly all the way to Japan for the privilege of doing so? Even then, you might get an immediate urge afterwards to anally fuck a blonde American girl, which means you have to jump back on that plane for round two!
The good news is, though, that we are now living in an incredible age when it comes to highly interactive sex dolls, and they have provided an incredible workaround for people who want to take their jerk-off habits into a much more realistic realm.
Well, it's only good news if you actually choose a reputable love doll store to make your first purchase from, and that's where I step in to review them all and ensure that you only come face-to-face with the ones that are worth buying from. Now, what do you reckon the verdict is gonna be on the topic of today's review, Hilovedoll.com? Keep reading, and your horny ass will find out!
What is Hilovedoll.com?
Hilovedoll.com is a love doll store that claims to have a wide range of stock in warehouses dotted across the United States and in the European Union, meaning you can get your hands on them rapidly if that's the part of the world you live in. And when it comes to the kind of diverse catalog you can expect within, it's pretty damn impressive from the very second you arrive at the store’s homepage.
What are the Sex Dolls Like on Hilovedoll.com?
Yeah, this is a sex doll store that can bring you a vivid string of different ethnicities, XXX themes, and kinks your way when you start to slide deeper into its love doll collection. Funnily enough, the latter is precisely what I'm about to do next as I bring you face-to-face with some of the best-selling realistic sex dolls that Hilovedoll.com has to offer.
1. Carrie the Love Doll Torso - One thing that is increasingly becoming abundantly clear these days is the fact that there are plenty of people all over the world who aren’t exactly gifted with a massive amount of space in the place that they live. Sadly, this means that a lot of people instantly assume that they are unable to own a lifelike sex doll, as they will simply have nowhere to store it. However, where there's a will, there's a way, and this is where love dolls like Carrie come in to save the day. Now, Carrie looks like she has been designed around one of the slutty characters that you would usually see in a Hentai comic, and she is ideal for people who love Asian porn cartoons. However, even though she has a lot of elements to her that will unleash a hell of a lot of pleasure in the bedroom, one of the main selling points is the fact that she doesn't have arms or legs, and this makes her totally portable for those who are short of space.
2. Creamy the Japanese Sex Doll - So, what if you're the kind of person who doesn't like the cartoon elements of Hentai porn and instead prefers the IRL debauchery of Japanese Adult Video? Well, if, like many other JAV fans, you've wanted to have a Japanese concubine who is on call 24/7 to worship your cock, this JAV sex doll, who was appropriately named Creamy, will likely bring all of your wildest fantasies alive. Seriously, this love doll is stunning enough when she is naked but just wait and see what it looks like when she slips into the uniform of an 18+ schoolgirl because it's at that point that you really feel as though you're looking at an actress from one of your favourite JAV movies only with the ability to slide your cock into her throat, ass or slit!
3. The Busty Blonde Beach Babe - The photo shoot of this next love doll is genuinely impressive, as it shows her on her knees at the beach while wearing the lower half of a bikini and nothing else. With dirty blonde hair and the kind of face that you would love to pepper with sperm, this bitch is absolutely stunning and looks like a pornstar who is enjoying her vacation down on the beaches of Florida or some shit. However, the main attraction of this slutty sex doll is the fact that she has an incredible pair of tits that are bigger than her fuckin’ head, and it's safe to say you're gonna have a fuck tonne of fun with them when they are bouncing around in front of you as you watch this doll slide down on your cock!
The Design of the Store
The logo of Hilovedoll.com kicks off the design of the site, and it spells out its name in a two-tone style with the silhouette of a naked slut lying on her tummy to the left of it. After this, you’ll see the main menu, which includes links to features such as the love doll catalogue, a drop-down list of sex doll brands featured on the site, a contact page, and an information page detailing the store's background.
The homepage of Hilovedoll.com begins with an eye catching call to action that informs you about the latest deals and special offers this site has in place and as you scroll your eyes further down, you'll see dedicated sections showcasing everything from the factory process of these dolls being produced, prominent places the brand has been featured, and featured images of the various brands that are stocked on the site.
You'll then start seeing insightful sections into various categories of love dolls on the site, such as those that are currently in stock in European Union and United States warehouses, the latest dolls, and those that have been deemed as the hottest picks on the site's catalogue.
And towards the bottom of the site’s homepage, you will also see a dedicated section showcasing sex doll accessories, frequently asked questions, an insight into some positive customer reviews the brand has received, and some of the latest articles that have been added to the sex doll blog it has on the site.
What I Like Most About it
Alright, if you wanna talk about a catalogue that does a damn fine job of tapping into a ton of different tastes and interests, Hilovedoll.com is a fine example because you can find everything in here from shemale and BBW dolls to MILF and Asian-themed love dolls, and it's definitely a range that caters to both a male and female audience. Plus, there's also a way to buy a ton of different accessories for the dolls, too, such as erotic outfits or storage cases.
Quite often, I find that a lot of love doll stores tend to neglect adding a decent write-up about their products and simply leave this section blank. So, I was glad to see that Hilovedoll.com didn't follow this trend and instead was able to deliver a decent written insight into the kind of features and cool stuff that each product can provide.
Hilovedoll.com also hasn't side-stepped a very critical piece of infrastructure on its site, and that comes in the form of a dedicated sex doll blog that can keep you in the loop about all the latest news to hit the love doll industry, as well as give you tips and advice on buying your first ever life-like sex doll.
What I Don’t Like
The only thing that lets the homepage of Hilovedoll.com down somewhat is the very tacky section that showcases a moving slideshow of random certificates that are thought to improve the brand's reputation when, in reality, this looks tacky as fuck for a Western audience and will probably put people off more than anything.
Suggestions I Have for Hilovedoll.com
One of the best ways a love doll store can underline its reputation is by showcasing genuine reviews from satisfied customers and the random Chinese language certificates that are littered across the homepage are just taking up valuable space and will likely make western customers cringe more than anything so I would suggest that the Hilovedoll.com team consider removing them entirely or putting them somewhere else on the side in a less prominent place.
Conclusion
As long as you can see past those tacky certificates on the homepage of the site, Hilovedoll.com is otherwise a pretty decent catalogue of lifelike love dolls that spans a wide range of genres, ranging from fuckable, busty blondes and tight Asian 18+ teens to MILF sex dolls and even toys centered around slutty Hentai characters.
