I kinda have a thing for all things unique. I know that the majority of motherfuckers just want to wank off to a blonde with big tits, but there's more to goddamn porn than that.
I want you to know that the web is crawling with fetish sites, and yeah, bloodangels.com is that kind of motherfucker. The first thing I see are two hoes with big tits looking at each other like they are gonna suck them clits for lunch, and I'm like, I'm fucking staying. Let the review fucking begin!
53K pictures and 604 videos
The moment I load the site, even before I hit Enter, bloodangels.com explains that it currently has over 53K pictures and 604 movies. Sounds big as fuck, especially for a fetish site. Still, there's this note saying Updated 09/22/2024, and that motherfucker’s exactly one-year-old. First goddamn birthday of the site’s latest update, and I’m sitting here thinking, happy fucking birthday, now wake the shit up! Hope this review lights a fire under their lazy ass!
When I finally dive into the motherfucking site, I see a bunch of different stats, and honestly, that shit’s lazy as fuck. It’s even better than the initial note, I’ll give them that, but maybe bloodangels.com should actually do its goddamn work instead of half-assing it.
Anyway, the latest update dropped about nine months ago, which is still better than letting that shit rot for a full year. The thing is, once you pay for bloodangels.com, you unlock four goddamn sites in total, so really, don’t sweat it. I’m fucking sure this bundle’s got enough kinky shit to make the price worth your time. Now, let’s move the fuck on!
Goth chicks fucking in a stable
I finally decide to focus on the goddamn content, because that’s why the fuck we’re here. The first thing I spot are two goth chicks fucking in a stable. The sub babe’s got a ball-gag shoved in her mouth, while the dom chick’s rocking spiky lingerie and a matching mask over her bald head. That shit looks so goddamn kinky I can’t wait to see those tits bouncing and cunts getting pounded in motion!
I stream the shit, and holy fuck, it’s Part One of a goddamn masterpiece. The brunette bitch is curvy, chubby, and tied up like a helpless little cunt. She can’t move her arms, and can’t wiggle her legs. She’s completely at the mercy of whatever insane shit’s about to happen.
Then the bald motherfucking dom storms in, slaps her fat ass with a whip like she’s punishing a naughty little slut, and shoves her fake dick right into that tight cunt. It’s filthy, raw, and twisted as hell, but somehow gentle enough at the same time. Now, don’t freak out, motherfuckers! It’s all role play. This is fetish porn done by pros who know exactly how to fuck your brain and your dick at the same time. All good!
Two layers of latex and four layers of nylons
Bloodangels.com is a fetish motherfucker, stuffed with goth sluts and punk whores, but of course, like every goddamn site of this kind, it’s dripping with lingerie and latex too. Most of these dirty bitches strut around in high heels, leather, strappy lingerie, stockings, and nylons. Stockings, nylons, whatever the fuck the difference is?! Who even gives a shit?
I scroll down and catch this nasty hoe wrapped up in two layers of latex and about four goddamn layers of nylons, and all I can think is would this cunt make me lose my hard-on in real life? Like, fuck me, just imagine standing there with your dick throbbing while you wait twenty minutes for her to peel off all that shit. Maybe I'm not fucking made for this shit, but your ass might be.
I want you to know that bloodangels.com invests a shitload of money into its movies. You can fucking tell. The videos are all high-end in the resolution sense. It sure as fuck ain’t like these goth sluts are dumpster-diving for their latex gloves or sewing fetish gear out of grandma’s moldy trench coat like that Catwoman motherfucker. This is top-tier shit!
I talk about pricey dildos, strappy lingerie that costs serious money, and toys that look like they belong in Satan’s personal fuck dungeon. It’s basically like the xxx version of Mordor and the Cock Ring, and I’ve gotta admit, I respect the hell outta that goddamn insanity!
Let's appreciate them Blood Angels
You need to fucking get it through your skull that none of this kinky shit would even exist without the models! Any dumb motherfucker can hire some random hoe to spread her cunt for generic porn, but the freaky shit bloodangels.com is peddling takes some seriously twisted chicks.
It’s not easy finding bald sluts willing to choke on a ball-gag or crazy bitches ready to wear four goddamn layers of nylons just so some dickhead like me can jerk off to it. Bloodangels.com clearly respects its models, and I gotta say, that shit’s fine as fuck. Makes me feel like they actually give a damn about diversity in their porn circus.
I stumble across this Dominika slut who’s dripping in latex, some Lady Philis bitch who gets her rocks off by dominating, a blonde MILF dom who probably whips cocks for breakfast, and Vanessa, a kinky whore with a serious foot fetish. That’s just scratching the cunt. You’ve got sluts of all shapes, sizes, hair colors, and a shitload of kinks. Most of these whores are into BDSM, leather, latex, and nylons, so yeah, you already know what kind of goddamn filthy shit bloodangels.com is serving.
How much for this mayhem
You have a couple of membership options. Just so you know, you can pay with a credit card or via a direct Sepa debit payment. The price of the monthly membership is €29.95/month. If you want the three-month access, you'll have to pay €59.95/month. The price of the half-annual plan is €99.95/one time. Finally, you have the annual VIP option priced at €189.95/once. Pay it and drown in fetish smut till your cock falls off!
I think you should know that the members of the site get to stream and download the videos. That means even when society collapses and the whole goddamn planet turns into Mad Max with no gas or condoms, you’ll still have Blood Angels porn on your hard drive.
Picture yourself in a bunker, jerking your sad dick by candlelight while mutants roam outside. Laugh all you want, but it’s better than fapping to shadows. Don’t bullshit yourself! You’re not gonna find spikey lingerie and four fucking pairs of nylons in your nuclear fallout shelter. Not happening, motherfucker!
Before I move on to the conclusion, let me just say that bloodangels.com is serious, in every goddamn sense of that word. Your email address won't be shared with third parties, and nobody's gonna know you are paying for some fetish porn. They keep it safe and discreet. In this case, I think that's fucking vital. I also don't want you to forget about those bonus sites. That adds a whole lot of value, size, and goddamn variety to this xxx deal.
Fetish freaks are gonna love it
Bloodangels.com ain’t for average betas. It's not for some sad wanker who just wants some blonde spreading her cunt on a casting couch. If that’s your thing, go back to Pornhub and drown in generic pussy! Fuck you!
This site is for the sick fucks who get hard at the sight of goth cunts in latex, bald dom bitches whipping chubby subs, and hoes stuffed into four goddamn layers of nylons like they’re preparing for a fetish winter. If you’re into BDSM, leather, feet, spikes, masks, and all kinds of kinky shit, you’re fucking home.
Vanilla motherfuckers who freak out at a ball-gag won't like this shit. On the other hand, people who know good fetish porn will. First, the content is actually pro. I talk high-res vids, expensive gear, and badass sets. Second, you will unlock four sites total for the price of one. Third, you can stream or download all that shit. Just hoard it like a perverted dragon, and jerk off in a bunker when the world ends.
If your cock gets hard for fetish madness, if you like your porn rough, raw, and goth as hell, bloodangels.com is worth every goddamn cent. If not, go cry into your vanilla porn while the rest of us are jerking our dicks to goth cunts in spiky lingerie. Adios!
