I see this blueblood.com dump in my DMs todays, and it sounds gothic as fuck. I kinda dig all the latex, boots, and black nails combined with pussies and cumshots, so why the fuck not?! You know I fucking don't shy away from anything, so this review is gonna be filthy as fuck. Funny thing is, I love messing with the shit no other reviewer would touch with a ten-foot dick, so strap in, motherfuckers. The Dude’s about to tear this thing apart!
What the fuck is contraculture erotica
I load blueblood.com and I see this punk chick in combat boots and black fishnets. Can't say I'm surprised. I've seen punk hoes in porn a thousand times, but that doesn't mean that blueblood.com doesn't have the wow effect. Speaking of effect, I like how the site's logo is a skull with a crown, and how the letters are all nasty green like zombie vomit or stale jizz or some goddamn disgusting shit. Totally nails the vibe, totally badass. I respect that motherfucker.
Now, the site says it's about Contraculture Erotica. Yeah…okay, let’s unpack that shit. Sounds fancy, like some pretentious art-school motherfucker trying to make jerking off sound deep. In truth, it’s just punk cunts in combat boots, leather, latex, and black nails fucking, sucking, and blasting cocks and pussies all over the place. If you ask me, it's just hardcore, goddamn sexy rebellion. It’s the Fuck You vibe in visual form.
Contraculture Erotica sounds like some hipster explaining why his weird kink is, like, socially meaningful, but the real meaning is tits, cocks, cum, and a whole lot of motherfucking attitude. That’s the pop of this shit. It’s goth, it’s filthy, it’s punk as hell, and it doesn’t give a single shit about what anyone thinks. You feel that vibe immediately. Moving on!
Doing its shit since 1992
I don’t really expect shit from any website. I just fucking go with the flow, but I gotta say, I was kinda shocked to see this giant About Us on blueblood.com. I’m not used to goth hoes explaining their motherfucking shit, but hey, miracles happen!
Anyway, blueblood.com spills that they don’t want to be mainstream. They go on about how we should all stop being conformist cocksuckers and shit, and yeah, I fucking agree. Just like I do in my reviews, write your shit, say what you think, and fuck whoever the hell you want, as long as it’s consensual and your dick’s hard! Damn, this Blue Blood motherfucking shit sounds like my cunt of tea!
I also find out that Blue Blood was launched in 1992. In case you’re fucking brain-dead or something, that shit was 33 years ago. When a site, any site, manages to stay afloat for over three fucking decades, you know it’s worth some serious motherfucking respect. With all the cutthroat shit in the xxx biz, that’s a huge accomplishment.
The site also lays down that it’s packed with gothic, punk, glam, fetish, and inked porn, plus a badass community, over 100K photos, and unique beauties like Dita Von Teese, Ariel X, Masuimi Max, and more motherfucking hot shit.
This shit really is unique
I finally focus on the content. The first thing I spot is that blueblood.com is not a classic paysite where you get trailers and shit. It's more closed off, and I guess that's because it's very fucking obvious what the content is about even without the trailers. Blueblood.com rocks that exclusivity vibe, and even though I like shit more transparent, I understand the approach. All good.
I spot this picture of some Amelia G chick. Just so you motherfuckers know, blueblood.com dropped this new gallery today. From what I can see, the site does daily updates, and that shit is fucking huge. First off, daily updates aren’t some crap I usually find on pay sites. Second, blueblood.com is laser-focused on a very specific porn niche, which makes it even cooler that these motherfuckers manage to toss up fresh shit every damn day. No wonder this goddamn site has over 100K pictures!
Amelia G poses with her purple hair, pigtails, latex stockings, gloves, and a goddamn gas mask over her face. She doesn't wear any panties, but it's not like you can see that cunt as a free visitor of blueblood.com. Like I said, blueblood.com isn’t about flashing trailers or naked cunts just to trick you into paying. These motherfuckers don’t give a single shit about what you think, and honestly, that’s the whole fucking point of contraculture.
Amelia is obsessed with Bram's Dracula
Another unique thing about blueblood.com is that every single gallery comes with a goddamn essay instead of some short trailer like every other lame pay site. This time, they drop a shitty 300+ word document, and I’m sitting there like, motherfucker, just let me jack off to some tits and cunts already. I read somewhere these assholes want to attract intellectual wankers, and I’m like, fuck that shit! Just shove the pussy and cocks in my face so I can get hard and blast my dick already!
Amelia spills that she was all about Dracula back in the day. Yeah, the motherfucking vampire, hot, undead, and probably stiff as a board all the time. I get it. There’s something goddamn filthy about eternally young cunts with a thing for sucking. I fucking approve.
Then she starts rambling about insomnia later in life and drops the bomb that she actually wrote her Honors Thesis on Cross-Cultural and Historical Vampire Legends as a Paradigm for Aggressive Human Sexuality. Motherfucker, that’s basically saying she's been jerking off to bloodsuckers and writing essays about it while the rest of you dipshits were sleeping! Genius! Sounds like the kind of cunt I’d want to watch blow a dick into latex gloves.
I don’t wanna fucking talk about Stoker and all that shit anymore really. I just want you to know that blueblood.com ain’t for every motherfucker. This joint looks like it’s made for horny nerds with a hard-on for latex and feet, inked cunts, and black eyeliner. Hell, the xxx aisle of the web was screaming for some goddamn shit like this!
Let's talk prices
The price of the monthly access is $29.96 for the first month, but it rebills at $19.95/month. Sounds fair. Just so you know, as a member of blueblood.com, you also gain access to barelyevil.com, eroticfandom.com, gothicslut.coms, rubberdollies.com, and so on. You unlock a bunch of websites for the price of one site, and that shit is fucking cool. The price of the annual plan is $99.94.
I fucking know that blueblood.com has a community. That's a big fucking deal, but I think you know how that shit works. The thing that got my attention is this Contributors page. I see this blonde hoe with huge tits as the top contributor, as she is one of those cam sluts. The joint explains that you can enjoy her shows live, when she's online, chat with her, and even send her messages to request she goes online. That's a huge fucking deal.
The contributors page reveals that blueblood.com has alt models, but some of them are really girly. I see this cute babe with pink hair licking a rainbow unicorn, as well as this cute MILF with a lot of tattoos and a split tongue. As you can see, blueblood.com is diverse as fuck, while still staying hardcore goth and nasty the whole time. All fucking badass.
Time for me to go
Look, blueblood.com ain’t for every motherfucker out there. If you’re a boring ass who gets off on vanilla trailers and softcore bullshit, this site will leave you cold as a frozen dick. On the other hand, if you’re a horny nerd, a goth freak, a latex-loving cunt, or just someone who gets off on tattoos, inked cunts, black nails, combat boots, and some hardcore, contraculture freaky shit, this motherfucker will rock your balls.
You get daily updates, over 100K pictures of tits, cocks, and cunts, cam sluts, alt models, MILFs with split tongues, punk chicks with purple hair, and a goth-punk vibe that no mainstream pay site will touch. Plus, signing up gets you access to a bunch of other sites for the price of one, which is a goddamn steal. Blueblood.com doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. They just deliver relentless, exclusive, kinky porn that hits exactly where it should. I think that shit is refreshing.
In short, this site is worth every damn penny if you like your porn weird, nasty, and hardcore. It’s a punk, goth, fetish, tattooed, latex porn site that doesn’t play nice. Honestly, that’s exactly why it rocks balls. Give it a go!
