xHamster Midget! I don't know if you dick-strokers have noticed, but midgets in porn have evolved over the past decade. Back then, midgets in porn used to be sort of a gimmick — just for the hell of it. As they say, if there's a fantasy, there's porn that's been made showing that shit. But these days, you'll see fine-ass shorties making millions off of OnlyFans, and even little dudes (18+) are dicking down dimes on The Fan Bus. It just goes to prove one thing: people want to see dwarves fuck! For some, it's a fetish, for others, it's about inclusion. Hey, I'm all about shorter people getting some goddamn action. Besides, not everybody's blessed with being 6'3" or has a fat, long boner like me.
Even the short kings deserve to know how fun it is to fuck on camera, and of course, even those fine-ass short queens want to get their holes wrecked with dreams of being a pornstar. Degeneracy has no place for discrimination, and that's why I'm pumped to tell you perverts all about a category I haven't covered yet from xHamster — midgets! Yesterday, I was on xHamster, like I am every other day, searching for something different than my usual gonzo anal from Evil Angel or a classic scene from Brazzers. Lo and behold, I stumbled upon the midget category by accident, but it's a damn good thing that I did!
I've seen a few of these sample videos in the past, for example, a midget man getting his cock jerked off by a busty MILF from Cum Blast City's channel. But my favorite sample videos are usually the ones with those dick-loving dwarves. Hell, some of the chicks in these sample videos aren't even midgets, but they're sure as hell petite enough to be considered one. If you fuckers have ever needed a porn category where you see nothing but short chicks taking dick, this is the one. And as always, I'll make sure you know all the dirty details before diving in dick-first for yourselves! Here's everything you need to know about xHamster's midget category!
Overview of xHamster’s midget category
The midget category on xHamster is growing. And although there aren't as many videos as you'd find in the more general tags, there's a whole lot of midget muffs getting stuffed here. Of course, you can't forget the fellas, but seeing them fuck chicks with a normal height just doesn't do it for my dick as much as seeing a sexy short girl suck and fuck. But hey, if that's your thing, you'll find plenty of perverted chicks here who are down for dwarf dick. But let's get back to the dwarf dick-lovers you'll find here. I have some good news and bad news, my dudes. Here's the good news: most of the models that you'll see here are quite the lookers despite being four feet tall or less.
But I've got to be honest, not all of these thots are what I'd consider hot enough for porn. That's the bad news. Honestly, some of these chicks ain't even hot enough for a 40-year-old virgin to finally get his dick wet. Some of these sluts look like they belong in EFUKT's bizarre category. I know there's a lot of sick fucks out there who may have a thing for freaks like this. Still, some sluts from these scenes are so odd-looking that it's like the director was trying to ruin the male performer's goddamn career — talk about pressure to fucking perform! I don't know how he kept a hard-on, even with the Caverject and Cialis. But hey, that's one hell of a testimonial!
Yeah, you might have to wade through a few fugly bitches, but that doesn't take away from how many horny hotties you'll find here. As I said, for some, it's a fetish, and for others, it's all about seeing all types of pussy getting pounded. One thing I've always found fascinating about watching midget chicks fuck is how in the hell these girls can give head. Given that some of these male performers are as hung as Dredd himself, it's fucking mindblowing how they can throat a dick the size of their own forearms. But at the end of the day, it's pretty clear that some of these thots weren't just born a few feet shorter; they were born to eventually become world-famous porn whores. I'd say that's an outstanding achievement!
Decent smut selection, useful filters, related categories, and related searches
xHamster has always had a wide range of sample videos. And even here in the midget category, you get a decent selection of smut. But one thing I've noticed is that you'll find more older videos than newer uploads. Keep in mind, midget porn is back. Just look at OnlyFans pages like The Fan Bus — they have midgets on all the goddamn time. But back in the 2010s, we were going through a similar phase. Those were the days when goon-worthy grannies and MILFs were giving tuggies to a short motherfucker. And even then, you had a fuck ton of fine-ass midget muffs getting stuffed, minus the newer OnlyFans talent.
Sure, you might find a few newer midget nymphos, but not the OnlyFans midgets that you've seen teased on Instagram or TikTok. Instead, you'll find a lot more of those 2010s scenes I mentioned. Like any xHamster category, if you're looking for the best sample videos, you'll want to check out the filters, related categories, and search features. The filters can be found in the middle of the page near the video grid, and you can choose between trending videos, newest videos, quality, duration, and more. Let's say you still can't find something to shake your dick at. In that case, check out the related categories and related searches.
You've probably seen this shit across multiple porn tube sites, and trust me, every time you'll find something worth wanking to. For example, one of the search terms I discovered was "Big Booty Midget Anal." Besides, most of you motherfuckers are looking for a midget with a mega-ass anyway. Make sure you use those related searches when you've run out of sample videos from the main pages, and you'll find a new one every goddamn time. Another thing I wanted to point out that you porn addicts already probably fucking know about is how goddamn good the site shrinks down when using the mobile site.
You don't lose any content, filters, or features, and some of you strokers might even prefer using it over the desktop site. I've always preferred the desktop site versus a smaller screen, but trust me, I've busted hundreds of thousands of nuts from fapping with my phone or tablet. Whatever you prefer, xHamster is optimized for every device. Plus, you can switch between different video qualities, and the video player has always worked flawlessly. Of course, the only complaint that I have that affects the site functionality at times is the ads. You'll still see the usual pre-roll bullshit that you see on every porn tube site, and even some thumbnail ads pop up. It's not a deal-breaker for you dick-strokers, but be on the lookout!
Watch out for ads and fugly midget models
xHamster's midget category isn't without its pros and cons. I've already gone over a whole list of pros, but I wanted to reiterate on the cons so that you meat beaters know what you're getting yourselves into. The first one is something I just mentioned: you'll experience a lot of the usual porn tube bullshit ads here. But hey, it's nothing you haven't seen before. Hell, some of you fuckers visit sites that are filled with endless pop-ups and spam, and you still have that shit bookmarked anyway. Here on xHamster, the main concerns regarding ads are pre-roll ads, thumbnail ads, and a few pop-ups. But I wouldn't call it spam, and if you're on the desktop site, it's a simple fix. Just use an ad-blocker and pop-up protection, and that should help.
Another con I wanted to mention, which I touched on earlier, is that not all of these thots are the hot pieces of ass you're used to seeing. Look, there's plenty of pussy that you could've jerked your johnson to here. But we both know that your porn addiction has you at a place where normal hot chicks sucking and fucking ain't doing it for your dick anymore. So, now you've moved on to shit like midgets and all the other diabolical debauchery you're searching up these days. But with that, you're not getting the hottest whores in porn. I'm not saying midgets can't be bang-worthy; trust me, I've seen quite a few freaks who made my meat erupt here. But one thing's for sure, these thots aren't as hot as babes like Alexis Texas, and you shouldn't be fucking surprised.
Visit xHamster to see midget porn models fuck!
For some, midget porn is a novelty category — nothing more. For others, they've fantasized about nailing a midget's muff. And for some of the freaky chicks out there, maybe they're into the idea of a midget dicking them down. This category on xHamster shows you all of that and more. Is it one of those porn categories that I could see myself stroking to every day? Nah, it's definitely a once-in-a-while type of thing for me. And it's not that I don't believe midget chicks aren't hot. But let's be real, there are just too many hotter chicks out there for me to say that this is a go-to for gooning. For you, it very well might be a new xHamster favorite. Either way, I hope you horny bastards check it out anyway, and feel free to send me more midget porn suggestions. Until next time, happy fapping, fuckers!
