Venus Love Dolls! It wasn't even that long ago, but it's still hard to believe that there was once an era when people would go into their local sex shop with their baseball cap pulled down over their eyes and go perusing through the insanely unrealistic sex doll selection that was gathering dust at the back of the store. Seriously, it has to be one of the most depressing forms of masturbation imaginable, but back then, there weren't many other options out there. So, thank fuck things have changed nowadays!
Your average sex doll nowadays might be a hell of a lot more expensive than those cheap imitations from back in the day, but you definitely get what you pay for. In fact, there are some love doll manufacturers out there that create fuckable toys so damn life like that it's difficult to tell ‘em apart from an IRL woman and sliding your cock inside of them as often such a wild experience that you will never want to leave the house again because your life like new lover will be keeping you under the bedsheets for ages!
Well, saying that you get what you pay for is only legit if you actually make the right decision when it comes to choosing a proper sex doll store to buy your first love doll from. Sadly, though, there are plenty of people out there who stumble at the first hurdle and end up choosing a shitty store that delivers them with one of the cheapest and tackiest sex dolls imaginable, putting them off the world of life-like doll sex forever!
Now I would hate to see that happen, and this is one of the many reasons why I've decided to take it upon myself to start reviewing all of the sex doll stores that are currently out there and promising you the world. In today's review, I want to jump into a particular sex doll store that has a catalogue of 3000 products ranging from high-end to affordable. Its name? Venuslovedolls.com and I wanna see whether it can deliver us with a kind of life-like pleasure that can make our cocks be thankful for the day they were born.
What is Venuslovedolls.com?
Venuslovedolls.com claims to have been founded in the sun-kissed city of Los Angeles, California, and they also claim that they have gone on to become one of the top sex doll stores in the United States. That's definitely a bold claim because the USA has a hell of a lot of competition when it comes to love doll stores, though.
What are the Sex Dolls Like on Venuslovedolls.com?
When you see the bold claim at the top of the platform that tells you Venuslovedolls.com boasts a love doll catalogue with over 3,000 products, you will likely find your eyes going wide. This site has sex dolls ranging from big booty and petite to BBW and affordable dolls that run for under $1000. Next, though, let's take a look at some of the hottest ones out of its girthy catalogue.
1. Scarlett the Dick-Hungry L.A. MILF Bimbo - Do you know that classic kind of brunette bimbo who you would see strolling down the expensive boulevard of a city like Los Angeles? I'm talking about the kind to have seductive eyes, a lot of plastic surgery, and some wonderful fake tits! All of those things and much more are exactly what you get in this love doll called Scarlett that comes from the brand Top Cydoll. This bitch has a slight look of Angelina Jolie to her and stands at 5 foot 5 with a movable jaw for you to slide your dick into her mouth and the kind of seductive eyes that you would love to stare deep into as you plough her realistic pussy all night long and I reckon that those gorgeous tits that are on her chest must look 10 times hotter than they already are when they're bouncing around as your dick slams into her at full force!
2. Nova is a Blonde and Petite Fuck Doll - If you are more into the kind of women who are blonde and looking like something that has just strolled onto a hardcore porn set, then Nova is probably gonna be the sex doll for you! This girl is skinny and petite and is gonna be easy to handle as you slide her down on your cock for a cowgirl riding session that has her realistic slit pushed to the brink of destruction. When you wrap this realistic love doll in some expensive lingerie, she looks absolutely incredible, and those perky nipples bursting through the fabric of her lace bra are the kind of aesthetic that I am all about!
3. Christine the Thai Ladyboy Sex Doll - It’s often a firm item on the bucket list of many kinky motherfuckers around the world to slide their cock into a ladyboy slut for the first time or, alternatively, let the ladyboy bend 'em over and deliver every last inch of her Asian cock into their ass or mouth. Thankfully, these days you don't even have to go out to Asia to experience the magic of ladyboy sex because there are plenty of life-like ladyboy love dolls like this one that has been affectionately named Christine in the catalogue of Venuslovedolls.com. This chick is slim and petite with a gorgeous Asian face going on and a spectacular pair of Thai titties to match. However, the real magic happens when you get down between the thighs of this hot ladyboy and see what she has nestled under her panties because she has a long transsexual cock they're almost reaches down to her knees, and it will never let you down in the bedroom because it's permanently hard.
The Design of the Store
Venuslovedolls.com has done a fine job of keeping its homepage pretty damn simple, which is something that is sometimes hard to find in the world of sex doll stores. It begins from the top with a slim logo, spelling out its name with a love heart in it, and this is followed by the main menu with links to the store, the best brands, the contact page, and your wish list. After this, you'll see a plain header section informing you where the store was founded and that it has over 3000 sex dolls to offer you.
Then, Venuslovedolls.com will introduce you to some of the top categories on the site, but this is limited to four niches, ranging from big butts and petite to curvy and dolls that are under $1000. Following a similar format, below is a list of the latest love dolls that have been added to the store, as well as a CTA reminding me that you can buy now and pay later with a string of finance options for these life-like sex dolls.
Towards the lower half of the homepage, you'll see a set of three dedicated sections of all categories, such as Asian sluts, big butts, and big tits sex dolls. Each one contains five featured love dolls with a button to delve deeper into the category and explore them all.
What I Like Most About it
Venuslovedolls.com definitely has a glorious range of love dolls that will appeal to a wide range of naughty tastes, whether you're looking for Los Angeles bimbo whores with fat blowjob lips, blonde girls next door with bodies to die for, or Asian princesses who look like something out of a JAV porn movie.
The image galleries that accompany many of the dolls are often epic, too. You will find that the dolls are perfectly marketed and often dressed up in some of the most erotic outfits you've ever seen before in all of your days, and it only serves to make them look a fuck ton hotter than they already are.
What I Don’t Like
Venuslovedolls.com has kept the design of its store nice and clean, which is something I like because there are plenty of love doll stores out there that overwhelm you with an extremely busy homepage, and I was happy to see that this store didn't do that at all. However, one thing that was missing was a dedicated category section showcasing some of the most popular/best-selling products it has in store, because I found that this was missing from the homepage.
Another downside to Venuslovedolls.com was the fact that while many of the dolls came with impressive image galleries representing them, the same couldn't be said for the written description that came with them. I found that most of them were just an eclectic blend of category tags associated with a doll, and that there is no form of creative writing here at all.
Suggestions I Have for Venuslovedolls.com
Considering that Venuslovedolls.com has a catalogue that allegedly has over 3000 products in it, one of the best things that this store can do is add a selection of the top-rated or best-selling products of all time to the homepage so that people can get to the elite tier sections of its sex doll catalogue without having to sift through them all blindly. Thankfully, there is a link to best-selling sex dolls in the drop-down main menu at the top of the site, so this should be an easy fix to do.
While an image gallery is an excellent way to represent a love doll in all of its glory, there's also lots to be said for an intense bit of creative writing to sum up exactly what a life like sex doll can bring to the bedroom and this is something I would recommend Venuslovedolls.com start getting into the habit of because the current descriptions of the dolls are looking a little bit dire at the moment.
Conclusion
Venuslovedolls.com is a nice and simple love doll site with a very intricate catalogue of XXX products to offer you, whether you're looking for high-end sex dolls or affordable love dolls under $1000, and you will definitely have fun making your way through this filthy little catalogue.
However, it's also safe to say that this site could do with a few tweaks here and there, such as adding a selection of best-selling love dolls to the homepage and ensuring that there is more creative writing added to the product descriptions across the site.
