Goon Realm! The world of consuming copious amounts of porn is changing and, luckily, it's for the better, my friends! You see, those days where we would retire to our bedrooms and sequester with a box full of man-sized tissues and a gigantic tub of lotion to keep things lubed up or gradually fading into the past, a new era is approaching.
These days, there are two kinds of porn fans currently on the scene. The first one is the type that has been around for years at this point, and the type of people who love to kick back and relax while watching porn for say 10 or 20 minutes, busting a nut or two, and then carrying on with their day. And the second? Well, that's a different story entirely!
Yep, I'm talking about the mighty Gooners (and Goonettes) of this world who treat porn consumption like a way of life and will happily invest hours upon hours into smart while edging their cocks and clits to the brink of destruction and experiencing the kind of pleasure that some people have never come face-to-face with before.
While they were once an obscure corner of the Internet for many, they have since become a tour de force and have changed everything we know about the world of intense porn consumption. So much has changed that there are even some porn platforms out there that are dedicated to the art of the Goon and, in this review of Goonrealm.com, I'm about to drag you headfirst into one of them!
What is Goonrealm.com?
Goonrealm.com is a porn site that brings you a bunch of long and short-form content that is ideal for people who identify with the Gooning lifestyle. It's the kind of XXX platform that allows you a bunch of different short, sharp, and sweet porn at a rapid pace, just how any dedicated Gooner or Goonette would love. Amongst the many categories on the site, you can find everything from interracial and cumshots to PAWGs and blondes with big asses.
What’s the Gooning Porn Like on Goonrealm.com?
Those categories I have just mentioned are just the start of things when it comes to the kind of dirty stuff to be found within Goonrealm.com, though, and in the next part of this dirty little review, I want to take you inside some of the most highly rated Gooning porn that this platform can throw our way. Now, get ready to edge yourself silly, motherfucker!
● A Lazy Interracial Fuck - I mean, they have titled this video as a lazy fuck, but it’s safe to say that the blonde porn slut who is lying on her tummy and taking 12 inches of black dick inside of her pussy is working overtime to accommodate every inch of that throbbing Ebony shaft. Fuck, this girl looks a bit more than 5 feet tall, but is somehow able to take this massive dong inside of her with ease, and the way she looks back over her shoulder at the glorious sight of the live porn breaking out between her legs is simply glorious! Yep, if you love interracial porn, this is a short porn clip that is gonna drive you wild!
● Ratata! A Porn Music Video - Next, we have a fast-paced PMV to the remix of Ratata! And it's one that contains three different videos playing all at once to really warp your Gooner mind. This isn't just some random collection of porn clips, though, because it's all curated in a way that ensures maximum eye contact, the loudest sexual moans possible, and a fuck ton of interracial porn that sees white bitches getting their pink slits obliterated by some of the most majestic BBC's you've ever seen and it all matches the beat of the track gorgeously!
● Bounce: A Goon PMV - And then we come to yet another gorgeous porn music video that is perfectly fitted to the song, and it's one revolving around the track called Bounce. And bouncing is exactly what you see within because it's a rapid-fire collection of horny white girls who are bouncing their booties up and down on some of the biggest dicks imaginable. It's the perfect kind of porn music video that you can match the stroke of your cock or the strum of your clitty to! One particular moment in this XXX music I had to keep rewinding was a magical scene that saw a white brunette chick bouncing up and down on a 10-inch BBC and leaving it white with her frothy pussy juices, something which she quickly pulls herself off to clean midway through using her tongue!
● How You See Your GF Versus How Everyone Else Does - This gorgeously contrasted porn music video is ideal for the kind of Gooners who crave a little bit of interracial humiliation. It's a split-screen affair that shows you an SFW picture of a chick to the left and an extremely hardcore clip of her being banged by some big black dick to the right. It's positioned in a way that makes it out to be your constant POV to the left, compared to what all the hung, horny black guys around town see to the right, and it's the kind of intense interracial humiliation that you will no doubt love if that's your thing! These girls look super sweet and innocent in the SFW photos of them, but some of the stuff they do in the NSFW side of the screen is downright depraved, whether it's interracial tit wanks or impromptu creampies that they goad out of the swinging black balls off the bulls they’re fucking.
The Design of the Site
Gooning is a somewhat modern phenomenon in the world of porn, so I was glad to see that Goonrealm.com has gone for a fittingly modern-looking theme for this site. It's a two-part affair, with the first part being a sidebar where you will find everything from trending tags to links taking you to places like the homepage, clips, collections, history, and settings.
At the top of the site, there's also a sidebar, a button to access your account if you've already made one, and a link for you to upload your own Goon content to the platform. The second half of the homepage on Goonrealm.com is where you will find all of the video collections. Generally, you'll see three long-form Gooning porn clips lining the top of the page, while, in between, there is a selection of short-form Gooning porn clips for you to browse through.
What I Like Most About it
As someone who adores everything about the world of porn, I have to give a special shout-out to the dedicated Gooners and Goonettes of the world who can invest tens of hours into a porn marathon and still not come. That is some seriously impressive stuff! Naturally, I'm a big fan of the niche that Goonrealm.com has gone for because they're doing a great job of keeping the Gooners of the world stocked up on Goon Fuel!
Goonrealm.com also runs smoother than the hand of a Gooner does when it's wrapped around his cock for 10 hours of lubed up action. I found the site didn't throw any annoying advertisements my way, nor did it suffer from any buffering bullshit when I was trying to watch the videos.
Another cool thing to be found within the collection on Goonrealm.com is the contrast between long-form and short-form XXX content. There's a broad spectrum of Gooners out there who like both long and drawn-out Goon porn music videos as well as those who like to consume as much as possible via short fire GIFs and reels. Thankfully, Goonrealm.com is catering to both of them!
What I Don’t Like
Overall, Goonrealm.com is definitely a newer porn site to have hit the scene and it really feels it in some elements of the site. I found that the platform was lacking in written content and is also suffering from a lack of engagement because there isn't much liking and comments going on under much of the videos, nor is there anything in the way of video descriptions.
Suggestions I Have for Goonrealm.com
I feel that Goonrealm.com could definitely kill two birds with one stone here, so I would suggest that they start adding some decent writing to the synopsis of each video to really beef up the front-end SEO of the platform. In turn, this will no doubt boost traffic and then take care of the problem the site is facing when it comes to getting comments and likes under the videos and making it look more heavily used and well-established.
Conclusion
GoonRealm.com feels like a slightly fresh-faced newbie in the world of porn, but it definitely knows how to make an entrance! This is a small but solid collection of Gooning porn that is growing by the day, containing both long-form and short-form content to appeal to a wide range of porn fanatics all over the planet, and it's a site I will be keeping a horny eye on in the coming months to see how it progresses!
