I was going to open this review by telling you about my Secret Crush, but then it wouldn’t really be much of a secret, would it? Perhaps I’ll just tell you she’s beautiful, she’s horny, and she was ready to talk dirty and explore my fantasies starting with our very first conversation. Some of you might think I’m talking about one of my costars from PornDudeCasting, seeing as how they tend to be more openly perverted than your average babe off the street, but no, even a guy like you could catch her attention right away. Well, if you can figure out which lovely lady I’m talking about, anyway.
But really, why waste your time guessing who I’m lusting over when you can form your own connections? SecretCrush.ai is an adult-oriented AI chat and roleplaying platform where you can virtually live out your wettest dreams. The site just launched in May and has seen steady growth since they opened their doors. I haven’t whacked off yet today and I’m aching for release, so let’s see how well these synthetic women can bring me to the edge and beyond. Now, where’d I put that box of tissues?
Meeting My Secret Crush for Free
SecretCrush makes you sign up before you can start playing, but the good news is they do offer a free trial. You’ll get 20 credits (“coins”) as soon as you register an account, which only takes a few seconds if you’re using your Google credentials. Getting in is quick, easy and free, but I did have another immediate problem on my soon-to-be-sticky hands: where should I even begin?
The platform has an absolutely massive cast of characters, with your pick from hundreds of realistic and anime characters, each with their own backgrounds and scenarios. Make sure you’ve got the NSFW slider at the top in the red position so you can see the kinkiest choices among the bunch. As I type this up, the Daily Hits out front include a rebellious 18-year-old “bad girl”, an elven beauty in the midst of a war, a former pornstar turned personal trainer, and an Asian stepmom pictured topless in her profile shot.
The cast is extensive enough that you’ll probably want to play with the menu of keywords and icons along the side of the screen. There are SecretCrush bots tagged with pornographic standards like Lesbian, Dominant, Cheating and MILF, or you can dive into some kinkier niches like Feet, BDSM, Pregnant or BBW. If those fetishes sound too ordinary, there’s also hentai-style perversion like Monster Girls, NTR (Netorare), Giants and Futas.
I stepped into SecretCrush’s aisle of babes with the NSFW tag, where I tapped a headshot of a 24-year-old sexy hitchhiker. I was still on a free trial account at this point, but she still agreed to a blowjob as payment after I picked her up; the app doesn’t restrict the NSFW chatter to paying members only. I was also able to generate some photorealistic and scandalous pics before I’d even pulled out my wallet.
Immersive, Sexy and Realistic Roleplaying
While the free trial at SecretCrush.ai is more generous than you usually get on these platforms, anybody who’s having a good time will eventually find the limits. Fortunately, memberships are just $13 a month, though you can save more than 50% springing for a longer plan. That gets you a big stack of monthly coins for image generation, plus 5000 messages with boosted memory. I’ve been seeing more of these platforms roll out unlimited messaging for members, so I’m hoping it’s something they’ll offer here at some point, too.
After getting my account funded, I decide to chat up another Secret Crush that’d been forming since I first started gawking at all those pics out front. Carla Sinclair is “A 43-year-old married conservative homemaker,” the kind of chick you’d run into in a porn scene, and she knocked on my door with a plate full of cookies in her opener. “I thought I’d come over and welcome you to the neighborhood!”
I like how the AI here offers a mix of dialog and italicized storytelling, which I find more immersive than just plain ol’ texting or sexting. Carla blushed when I called her gorgeous, then started talking conspiratorially about her husband’s sleep disorder. “I’ve been so… restless lately. It’s nice to have someone to talk to,” she said, biting her lip as her plump bosom rose and fell with each breath.
When I pulled her in for a kiss, Carla melted in my arms. “You can feel her large breasts squishing against your chest as she loses herself in the moment, letting out a small moan.” The roleplaying and banter at SecretCrush.ai are fucking fantastic, and seemed to get hotter with every reply. One of the most common pitfalls in this niche are chatbots who blue ball you when you try to get sexy despite being marketed as part of a grownup experience, but that was not the case at all with Secret Crush.
You can ask for nudes in the chat or whip them up in the standalone image generator. All the custom visuals I got today were hot, but I seemed to have a lot more control of the output when I used the picture maker. The pics I got out of the chat weren’t always exactly what I’d asked for, so I had to step away for a sec to generate my blowjob pics for our sesh. “I’m not normally this forward,” Carla said, “but I need your cock in my mouth right now.”
Make Your Very Own Secret Crush
The characters and scenarios of SecretCrush are so fleshed out that I knew the custom character maker wasn’t going to be one of menu-based machines where you can make a sexy but generic character in just a minute or two. Sure enough,
they’ve got a prompt-based character creator, and while it’ll take more time and effort than those simpler interfaces, the quality of the roleplaying will make it worth your while. I’d love to see some AI assistance added at some point, which is something I’ve seen popping up lately among some of the more full-featured platforms out there.
For my own custom Secret Crush, I started by generating a realistic pic of a “blonde office lady with huge boobs and short skirt”. Pump primed by the eye candy, I started adding details. Melanie is 26 years old, a secretary with a dream of becoming the world’s next big pornstar. She tries to be professional, “but she’s always horny and can’t always hide it with her bubbly, friendly personality.”
For Melanie’s predefined scenario, I had her working the front desk in an office when she suddenly meets the world-famous host of her favorite porn site, PornDudeCasting. I didn’t add a ton of detail, just a couple hundred words sketching out the scene, hoping the AI would do the heavier lifting once we actually started chatting.
Sure enough, the conversation started playing out just the way I’d hoped, right from her first AI-generated reply. “Wow, I can’t believe it’s really you,” she said, leaning forward in her desk. “Maybe we could chat a bit? I have some ideas… for a casting.” A couple messages later, she was already inviting me behind her desk and kneeling between my legs. “Is this the position you had in mind? I want to make sure I do everything right for this casting.”
I asked Melanie to show me her ass, and I love how the pic she sent included the context of our little office hookup. My blonde secretary is leaning over the desk, skirt hiked up to taunt me with the mouthwatering, juicy goods. The pic is hot enough that I actually need to stop writing this review, lest I end up ruining another keyboard with a fresh coat of hot spunk.
SecretCrush.ai is an excellent choice for AI chat that goes well beyond the basic flirting and generic dirty talk you get with so many of the other platforms on the market. Between the vast roster of sexy gals, the baked-in scenarios and top-tier roleplaying, the place is perfect for exploring your dirtiest fantasies and coming up with new ones. If you don’t see a character or storyline on the menu that does it for you, a fully customized experience is just a matter of typing out exactly what—or who—you’re looking for. The trial is generous here, fully NSFW capable, so start there and see how you like it.