Bionic Dolls! It's wild to think that it wasn't that long ago, back in the era of American Pie, that porn fanatics around the world were often forced to resort to nothing more than the good old palm of their hand and perhaps a watermelon or a cherry pie to stick their dick into to replicate the feeling of a woman's pussy. And why is it wild? Well, it's because today, you're now afforded so many high-tech sexual gadgets to amplify your porn sessions that it's often hard to keep up!
Yeah, at the click of a button, one can hop online and order everything their dick or clit has ever wished for, often at the kind of price that doesn't break the bank. I'm talking about the kind of stuff like Fleshlights molded around the mouths, pussies, and asses of some of the world's most notorious pornstars, as well as life-like dildos that can make any hole they slide into feel as though they're getting pounded on an IRL porn set.
However, even toys like that can often feel a little bit detached from reality after a while when they are not between the life-like legs of an IRL lover. But that's where the world of life-like sex dolls comes in to save the day, and it's quickly becoming clear that the love doll industry is here to stay, and one that is moving at such a rapid pace that it can knock you down if you're not prepared for it.
I'll tell you something else I can knock you on your ass if you're not ready, though, and that's using a random sex doll store that you assume is all well and good only to be sent on a bum steer by handing over your hard earned money for a sex doll that is anything but high-quality and will only let you down in the bedroom.
Luckily, though, you have me by your side to guide you through all of these sex toys, and I've been subjecting them all to the kind of no bullshit reviews that you need to find your way around. In this review, it's time for me to take a look at the aptly named Bionicdolls.com and see what it has in store for us!
What is Bionicdolls.com?
After you arrive at Bionicdolls.com and take a few scrolls down the home page, you quickly understand that this is a sex doll platform that is based out of Asia and can bring you a wide variety of life-like love dolls spanning a broad range of categories, such as BBW women and female cosplay characters, to transsexual and male sex dolls.
Amongst the many brands to be featured across this site catalogue, you'll likely see some sex doll names that you have no doubt encountered before if you've delved into the world of life-like love dolls. For example, you can find everything from WM Doll and Tantaly represented across the site.
What Kind of Sex Dolls Can You Get on Bionicdolls.com?
But while that's the manufacturers to be found within, what kind of doll are you gonna be coming face-to-face with when you dive into the catalogue on a platform like this? Well, that's what I wanna find out by taking a look at some of the most highly-sourced after-loved dolls that Bionicdolls.com currently has for sale!
1. The Climax Sex Doll - The product photoshoot that accompanies this sex doll, simply known as the Climax, is epic. The reason is that the main selling points of this doll are the fact that she has some of the most enormous, most realistic boobs you've ever seen, and they're kind of life-like tits that you could easily play with all night long and still not get bored. However, to showcase these tits even better than they already are, the manufacturers have done a BDSM themed photo shoot that shows her posing there with Shibari rope wrapped around the titties, causing them to pop out even more than usual and almost call out your name to drench them in your sperm.
2. The Redhead in Leopard Print - This next doll looks like it's been based around a 19-year-old girl who you usually see working as a secretary in an office downtown, but, behind the scenes, is fucking all of the CEOs and directors on the slide. Yep, this redhead doll has one of the most incredible bodies you've ever seen. It looks incredible when she's wearing a pair of seductive stockings and a leopard print pencil skirt that can usually be hiked up so you can get access to her inviting asshole and ginger pussy, both of which are well suited for taking your cock up to the hilt for a ses sesh that goes on until the early hours.
3. The BBW Sex Doll - Now, what if you're the kind of person who likes their life-like love doll to have a little bit of meat on the bone, so speak? Well, if that's the case, then it sounds like you need to check out this BBW sex doll on Bionicdolls.com. Alright, she's not as chubby and curvy at the kind of women you see hanging around the bar at closing time and looking for some last-minute dick to fill her hungry holes, but she definitely has a lot more to her body than some of the other dolls on this site and her hourglass figure, big booty, and fat tits are all the kind of sexual assets that you would want to play with in the bedroom on demand while you watch some very fitting porn.
The Design of the Site
To say that the design of Bionicdolls.com is hectic is something of a fuckin’ understatement. This homepage has a very overwhelming feel to it from the moment you first arrive and begins with a somewhat cheap looking logo at the top of the site spelling out name with a silhouette of sex doll in between and this is followed by a main menu with links to everything from the homepage and the sex doll catalogue to those that are currently on sale and which ones are in stock for the United States and European Union customers.
Bionicdolls.com then showcases some of its latest special offers, with a viral slideshow at the top of the homepage, followed by some heavy-handed elements on the site that try to underline its ‘’truthworthiness, such as random certificates and customer reviews on Trustpilot. After this, you'll see various boxes directing you to some of the site's different categories such as TPE love dolls and those which are stocked in warehouses in the United States, and the latest and highest rated sex dolls in stock.
Further down, you'll see everything from the different categories of sex dolls and featured brands to some of the most popular models on the site and the ability to make custom sex dolls. As you start to get towards the footer, you’ll see everything from frequently asked questions to an insight into the latest articles that have been added to the on-site sex doll blog.
What I Like Most About it
Bionicdolls.com definitely does look like a well-established sex doll store that is certified and knows its way around all of the different brands, categories, and types of sex dolls. In its catalogue, you're more than likely gonna come face-to-face with the kind of realistic love dolls that you will want to have in your Goon Cave while you watch porn, that's for sure!
I also like how Bionicdolls.com has taken the time to write some pretty decent articles for the site and has a populated sex blog that people can explore and expand their knowledge on the world of life-like love dolls and find out everything they need to know when it comes to buying the right doll that fits their naughty needs.
Some of the photoshoots of the store’s lifelike sex dolls are just downright incredible, too. I found that many of them were very high-quality and did an epic job of showing just how hot these sex dolls really are, especially when they're wearing some erotic lingerie or cosplay outfits.
What I Don’t Like
What put me off Bionicdolls.com was the fact that the homepage is immensely busy and packed with so much content that it can feel overwhelming after I've only scrolled through the first few sections of it and only scratched the surface.
Also, Bionicdolls.com puts a lot of heavy-handed emphasis on the site being trustworthy at the very beginning of its homepage, and it has even added a link to its official TrustPilot page to showcase the alleged positive customer reviews that it has earned over the years. However, if you click on it, you'll find that it is totally empty.
Suggestions I Have for Bionicdolls.com
There are just far too many elements on this site's homepage, and a lot of stuff that could be streamlined into much easier-to-digest sections. So, yeah, that's my main suggestion for the site: to really streamline the homepage and ensure that it makes it much easier to digest impressions on potential customers from the second they first arrive at the site.
Until you've managed to get a decent collection of positive customer reviews on Trustpilot, there's no reason why that should be taking up some prime real estate on the homepage of the site. I would suggest getting rid of that button until there's actually something worth checking out on the Bionicdolls.com Trustpilot page.
Conclusion
While you might need to take a lie down after you've scrolled halfway down its homepage and consumed all of the slightly overwhelming stuff that it has to offer, the reality is that Bionicdolls.com is a sex doll store with a wide variety of life-like love dolls.
Its catalogue is worth diving deeper into if you're looking for a vivid collection of love dolls that are worth adding to your collection if you're looking to really spice up your porn marathons. Oh, don't forget to check out their on-site sex doll blog, too!
