Each to their own and all of that, but there are some things that my fellow porn fans do from time to time that I simply cannot wrap my head around. One of them is when people choose to watch porn without sound. I mean, shit, what the fuck is a lot about, man? After all, the sounds of a good porn movie are often just as wank worthy as the dirty sights on your screen!
‘’I know what you mean, BongVi,’' I hear some of you say, ‘’But the fact is that I watch mostly foreign porn and can never understand a fuckin’ thing that the guys and girls within them are saying, so it doesn't really make a difference whether I watch it with sound or not. If that makes sense?’’
Well, sorry, but no, it doesn't make sense, my dude! After all, why would you let something as simple as a language barrier stop you from enjoying all of the perverted sounds that come with an epic porn movie? Didn't you know that, these days, there is a fuck ton of platforms out there that are trying their best to translate an international plethora of porn movies into English? Well, it's true!
But I'll tell you what is also true, and it's that not all of these porn subtitle platforms run as smoothly as each other, and there are plenty of them out there that either totally fail to deliver on their promises of bringing you subtitled porn or make a total pig's ear out of it. As always, I'm on hand to ensure that you side-step those kinds of shitty sites altogether and get straight into the ones that can amplify your wanking experiences. And in today's review, Javsub.us is going to get its legs proverbially spread so I can see what it has to offer!
What is Javsub.us?
Javsub.us is a porn platform that has a dirty little mission in store and it's one that aims to translate a growing portfolio of long form Japanese adult video porn movies into English so that you can follow along with the often high production value storylines that are often just as fun to be a part of as the perverted the fucking that takes place within them.
At the time of writing this review, Javsub.us had a portfolio of JAV movies that spanned over 22 pages. Sure, it's not the biggest collection of Japanese porn movies in the world, but considering that many of them run for well over two hours each, it will take you a hefty chunk of time to get through them all!
What’s the English Subtitled Japanese Porn Like on Javsub.us?
Although that would be the case if you didn't have me, the trusty BongVi, by your side, because I'm here to cut right to the chase and introduce you to a chunk of the most heavily watched subtitled Japanese porn movies to be found within the collection on Javsub.us!
● There’s Always a Price to Pay - When this Japanese girl is caught in a thunderstorm somewhere on the outskirts of a small Japanese city, she finds the night taking a serious turn when some creepy guy approaches her and starts to act all sleazy and shit. Luckily, her knight in shining armour arrives to chase the guy away and offer her a bed at his place to escape from the rain. Little does she know that she would probably have been better off with that sleazy guy because this alleged saviour is actually about as perverted as you can get. She soon finds herself being stripped naked and subjected to a war chest of Japanese sex toys to have her pussy gushing all over her thighs. Her throat is used like a human sex toy as she dribbles all over her massive mammary glands in some of the most perverted Japanese scenes you've ever seen. If you like girls drooling, this is the porno for you because this girl isn’t afraid to get all wet and sticky when she sucks cock or when she is being made to cum. This is a seriously intricate storyline that runs for over two hours, so luckily, you have English subtitles so that you can follow along every single step of the way!
● My Bitchy Go-Getter Stepdaughter - This next Japanese porn storyline follows the tale of a wealthy dude who has recently remarried and found himself living with his 21-year-old stepdaughter, who looks fucking incredible with her black Japanese hair pulled into pigtails. However, this 21-year-old Japanese girl is also a bitchy little go-getter, and she knows how to use her pussy and incredible body to get everything she wants in life. Her stepfather is made to watch as she does everything from fucking his CEO colleagues to banging the wealthy 18+ sons of rich men all over Tokyo to climb her way through the social ranks in the fastest way possible. She does it all with a mischievously dirty smile on her face, and she is genuinely a sexual tour de force in every single scene of this English-subtitled Japanese porn movie.
● My Father-in-Law’s Erectile Dysfunction - No girl likes to see their man unhappy, right? Well, that's exactly what this 19-year-old Japanese girl found when the dude she had married was constantly crying. After all, his mom and dad were on the brink of divorce, because his old man was suffering from a severe case of erectile dysfunction. She decided to take matters into her own hands and met her father-in-law in private to make sure that all ED was vanquished once and for all. Using every single sexual trick she knows, she ensures that that floppy Japanese dick is restored to its former glory and also teaches him a few little dirty tricks to unleash upon his 50-year-old wife along the way! What a good Samaritan!
The Design of the Site
Javsub.us begins with a slightly distorted logo, spelling out the name of the site in glitchy style text, and this is then followed by a large search bar as well as a main menu that allows you to get straight into the trending videos, featured Japanese porn models, and the latest news. Underneath this are three third-party banner ads for all of them that were blocked due to my antivirus deeming them unsafe.
After this, Javsub.us brings you to the homepage, which introduces you to a portfolio of the latest JAV porn movies on the site. Each one of them comes with a DVD-style cover, title, and the date it was added to the site. I have to say that the DVD covers of these pornos are enticing as fuck, too!
What I Like Most About it
Over the years, I've gone face-to-face with a lot of JAV porn platforms that promised to bring you a string of translated titles, allowing you to follow the storyline of these high production value Japanese movies in English. However, many of them often failed to deliver on their promises. Thankfully, Javsub.us definitely pulls through and can deliver a solid amount of long-form Japanese porn flicks that are perfectly translated into English.
The collection on Javsub.us might not be the biggest in the world and only spans 22 pages at the time of writing but it's safe to say that the admins of the site have gone for a quality over quantity approach and every single Japanese porn movie I watched on the platform was absolutely incredible and rocking the kind of storyline that was well worthy of English subtitles being added to it so that you can follow along.
And for the most part, I found that Javsub.us tended to run smoothly like that Japanese slut’s throat in the first scene I mentioned earlier when it came to actually watching the videos. I found there were minimal interruptions in place and that the videos ran without any buffering bullshit thrown into the mix. Now that's what I like to see!
What I Don’t Like
The only part that worried me about Javsub.us was some issues with the third-party advertisements that are found across the site. I found that many of them are totally blocked by my antivirus or triggered alerts when they tried to pop up unexpectedly, but we're blocked in the process.
Suggestions I Have for Javsub.us
Javsub.us should do a better job of managing the kind of third-party advertisements that they put on the site and ensure that each and every one is not only relevant to the JAV porn genre but also safe for the user. After all, there's nothing worse than some dodgy ads ruining a porn experience.
Conclusion
If you're tired of watching the incredible sexual action that takes place son of Japanese porn movies and have always craved to follow along with the intricate storylines to go with them, Javsub.us can be a welcome addition to your porn portfolio because it definitely achieves submission of bringing you a solid portfolio of JAV movies that come with accurate English subtitles. The only downside is that the site has made some seemingly poor choices when it comes to third-party ads, and hopefully, that's fixed very soon.
