What’s up, gooner?! It’s been a hell of a month for weebs and gamers on this blog. And in the spirit of all the home-stuck shenanigans we’ve been enjoying this month, I’ve got something pretty special for you!
But first! I’m gonna tell you a little story. I used to date a girl who was obsessed with World of Warcraft. I mean fucking obsessed. It was one of the two things that were ever on her mind. Sex and World of Warcraft. Actually, three things. She loved to bake!
I never really got it. If you’re a hardcore Mythic+ dungeon raider or whatever and you’re reading this… I’m sorry. I will never fucking understand what’s so good about that game. She really tried to get me into it, too. And for the sake of some of the best pussy I’ve ever had, I tried! I really fucking tried!
I took my orc warrior on the journeys to Elwynn Forest and Barrens. She tried to show me how to do the raids and dungeons. She tried to teach me about farming mats, patch cycles, and whatever Ashes of Al’ar was. She was really fucking into it, man.
Then I started to understand what every girl with a boyfriend who spends their life on World of Warcraft goes through. I just couldn’t do it. There are SO many better things I’d rather do! That shit is like a full-time job. There were moments where it looked like she wasn’t even having fun.
I mean, this girl was hot! (Yeah! Hot girls play World of Warcraft! Just like the girl we’ll be looking at today!) There were moments where she’d be raging over whatever the fuck Molten Core and I would look at her like “...We could be having sex right now.”
Eventually, I couldn’t take it. You probably wanna hear that we broke up for some other unrelated reason. No. It was World of Warcraft. I just couldn’t fucking handle it anymore. Maybe she’s found the perfect guy to do Mythic+ raids with her.
And I know you probably think that I threw away the perfect girl. Let me tell you something, that girl might be great for you… But personally, I enjoy sex with a girl who doesn’t spend her waking hours stressing out about some fantasy world that she has to work on like it’s a full-time job. At that point, I don’t care how hot you are!
I don’t know what to tell you… Maybe we’re just into different things! Hey… Maybe that girl is still out there somewhere! If you spend most of your waking hours in the world of Azeroth, there’s a chance you can find her and have my sloppy seconds! Haha!
Good luck, though. She might have been a total fucking dork, but she was drop-dead gorgeous… Just like the girl we’ll be looking at today! Maybe you won’t find the perfect girl to do Mythic+ raids or whatever with…
But there are girls out there who’d love to give you something as close to that experience as possible! Aluraye happens to be one of those girls! That’s right, my friend! She’s the whole fucking package! A legit gamer with an Instagram, a Twitch account, and an OnlyFans page!
This isn’t your average e-girl either. As hot as she is, you can tell she’s a legit nerd. Aluraye isn’t just using the fact that she sometimes plays Animal Crossing on her Nintendo Switch to call herself a gamer and lure in simps.
In fact, after looking at her account for a while, it’s easy to tell that this is just one of the ways she can supplement her insane WoW addiction. Like I said, there are hot girls who play WoW and other giga-nerd video games… You just don’t see them either because you’re too busy jerking off to go outside, or they're too busy playing games to go outside.
And believe it or not… They’re also probably too busy jerking off, too! Haha! Imagine being a hot girl and being able to open up an OnlyFans account so you can play WoW all day. I know some people live life on easy mode, but girls like this take the fucking cake! Haha!
Aluraye might not be everybody’s type. She’s got that petite Belle Delphine look going on. She’s not exactly original when it comes to her style. But what do you expect from someone whose personality is literally World of Warcraft?
I hope you don’t still think I’m kidding. Aluraye is a 0.1% healer! I might not love the game, but I know it enough to know what a big fucking deal that is! 0.1% means she’s got absolute mastery over mana management, healing cooldowns, DPS weaving, and she knows when to preheal damage spikes.
All while maining a Mistweaver — a healer with one of the highest skill ceilings (It took me a while to dump that girl. I mean she was really hot! I might have had enough eventually, but I sure took my time coming to the decision! By then, I knew a thing or two. Haha!)
Aluraye is the real fucking deal! And in a few moments, you can enjoy her swallowing all sorts of things with her pussy! She’s the dreamgirl for any WoW no-lifer… But I wouldn’t get your hopes up too much though. After some time browsing through her social media, you’ll find that she’s pretty head over heels about her boyfriend.
That’s right! You’re gonna have to suspend your disbelief when you’re going through her content. I mean, she fucking loves this guy! She even edits his YouTube content for him! Haha! And she’s more popular than he is!
Try not to think about it! Just like my ex-girlfriend, there are only two things Aluraye is interested in thinking about. World of Warcraft and sex. That’s all you’ll see from her!
Aluraye OnlyFans Content
In her bio, one of the first things you’ll see is this:
“Before you subscribe, please note that I ONLY message people on this platform. I get a lot of DMs from people saying they've messaged me on other websites or apps, but I only ever chat here.”
I’ll let you decide if she’s telling the truth! Haha! She’s pretty serious about the content here. She’s uploaded 500+ photos and around 50 videos. And those videos are not just cock teasers. By now, it should be pretty clear that Aluraye does not have what it takes to commit to some elaborate spiderweb to catch thirsty simps.
She just wants to play WoW and get off! This was actually supposed to be a more Fansly centered month. So, I've actually been looking for a lot of these girls on Fansly. But despite finding her there, Aluraye is a little more active on OnlyFans.
So, if she really does answer her own messages, your best bet is to try to talk to her on OnlyFans. Make sure to tip well! Otherwise, you might as well be talking to a bot! Haha! At least you can have access to all that juicy content in her DMs!
You can have the full GFE experience for $12.99. That’s not half bad compared to what a lot of girls on OnlyFans are offering! Just think of the poor simps who have to pay $20+ for scraps of nudes from their favorite gamer girl!
Aluraye Fansly First Look
In her bio, one of the first things you’ll see is this:
“Before you subscribe, please note that I ONLY message people on this platform. I get a lot of DMs from people saying they've messaged me on other websites or apps, but I only ever chat here.”
Again…I’ll let you decide if she’s telling the truth! Haha!
Like I said, Aluraye’s posts are serious! She’s the real deal on WoW and her fans sites! The title of her latest post is “i cum so hard with my vibrator while i ride my huge dildo, i’d love for you to join in on the fun”.
Now tell me that’s not the kind of girl you’d want to find on the way to a Mythic+ raid? I bet guys would do fucking anything to have sessions with her! Too bad she plays with her boyfriend most of the time! Haha!
Anyway, there’s significantly less content on her Fansly page, and you’re probably gonna find a lot of duplicates. Signing up gives you access to 100+ photos and 15 videos on her page.
You can enjoy all of that with her only tier of subscription for $13 a month.
Aluraye’s OnlyFans/Fansly Content
Aluraye is in love with that fucking dildo! After a hard day’s work in Azeroth, she likes to wind down with a hefty 9-inch dildo and impale her pussy with it on camera. If she’s not doing that, she’s sucking cock like a fucking pro! Man… That brings back memories!
For someone who played WoW all fucking day, my ex-girlfriend’s head game was pretty fucking fire! Haha! (No, my ex-girlfriend was not Aluraye. If you followed me for more than a day, you’d know that’s not even close to my type!)
Hey, maybe that cock she’s sucking belongs to someone who’s not her boyfriend! Maybe you have a chance! Haha!
What I Like
If there’s one thing about Aluraye you should know, it’s that she’s NOT a poser. Not like these girls who say they game, but they’re not really about that life. Or girls who say they’ll show you everything on OnlyFans but string you along with softcore content.
Whether it’s WoW or sex tapes, Aluraye is all in!
What I Don’t Like
She doesn’t exactly have the most exciting and consistent posting on OnlyFans/Fansly. But what can you expect? I guess she’s a WoW nerd first, e-slut second.
Is It Worth The Price?
Yeah! If you love real gamer girls with real OnlyFans/Fansly content, Aluraye’s the girl for you!
Conclusion
Aluraye is a 0.1% healer in WoW… Is that as impressive as being a 0.1% model on OnlyFans? Who knows!? And with the kind of content she posts, who cares?! This is as close as you’re gonna get to a horny gamer girlfriend!