Even before I actually visited the place, I had a feeling Porn Games Network was going to be right up my alley. I’m sure some of you already know this about me, but I also run another website called BestPornGames, where I rank and review just like that. I’m something of a connoisseur when it comes to interactive X-rated experiences, so I was immediately intrigued by the concept of a network that revolves around them. My biggest question before I clicked the link was whether the actual games themselves could hold my interest as well as the title captured it.
Which is why I’m taking a close, long, hard look at PornGamesNetwork.com today. This is a premium porn game subscription service, offering full access to a growing catalog of games for one monthly ticket price. Adult networks of any kind can offer some of the best masturbatory bangs for your buck, though most networks focus on premium dirty movies. This is the only all-inclusive service I know of that specializes in porn games, and I couldn’t wait to take a look around. Who’s with me? Click the link and let’s get into it.
A Premium Library of Interactive Porn Experiences
If it weren’t for all the naked boobies and cock-penetrated cooters out on the tour page, PornGamesNetwork would fit in with the untold number of SFW video game websites on the internet. The overall presentation will make my fellow gamers feel right at home; from the green-hued color scheme to the angular design, it feels like it was made by video game nerds just like us. The whole thing looks professional as hell, which puts me more at ease about spending a few bucks to get in.
Of course, the preview pics ain’t the usual grab bag of spaceships, dungeons and battle scenes we expect from a more mainstream platform. Instead, we’re greeted by a 3D gal with big tits riding a hog in explicit detail. Scrolling down the screen, we find similar imagery, including a babe who looks like a fully nude Chun Li getting it on with a shapely futanari chick. We can’t quite see her face, but I’m guessing her partner is a pornographic stand-in for Cammy of the same franchise.
PornGamesNetwork.com is a new site, but they’ve already got fifteen games in the catalog. The previews could honestly be a little better, as many of the full listings only offer a screencap of the title screen, but it does offer a nice little overview of the variety on the menu. As the site matures, I expect to see better peeks, because freebies help sell any type of premium service. Maybe they’ll even let cheapskates score a free trial at some point.
The titular games of Porn Games Network come in a nice variety of XXX subgenres and formats, which I expect to grow with the site. I was honestly expecting it to be overloaded with visual novels, which are still one of the dominant adult game styles elsewhere, but instead, they go hard on the adult-oriented simulators with titles like Demon Fucker, Street Life 2, One Pussy and Whorecraft. There’s also a management game called Sextoy Factory 2, an interactive story called Cumming, and a pornographic parody game based on Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Breaking Down the Porn Games Network Membership
Memberships for PornGamesNetwork.com will run you a penny under $40 a month, with a yearly plan that drops that monthly rate to just fifteen bones.
Members get unlimited access to everything, so you don’t have to worry about buying tokens or paying to progress like you do with a lot of the “free to play” porn games out there. It's a real pet peeve of mine when I have to keep pumping quarters into a machine that wasn’t supposed to cost anything.
According to the FAQ, most of the offerings at PornGamesNetwork are optimized for both desktop and mobile, meaning you can play anywhere and everywhere. A few years ago, I really preferred downloadable porn games for the better graphics and other perks, but modern browsers are way more capable of running fapworthy apps than they used to be. I expect that trend to continue, which should mean even better experiences on the network as time goes by.
They’re also promising new updates almost every week, though it’s a little bit early in the game to judge how well they’re keeping up with that oath. “We update our game library regularly with new titles, updates and bonus content,” they write, and I’m eager to see what’s added to the library next. With any luck, they’ll continue to develop the current offerings with more features as well as drop new games along the line.
Let’s Play Some XXX Games!
Fifteen games might feel like kind of a skimpy collection compared to the thousands you find on a platform like itch.io, but I still had a little trouble choosing where to begin my official fap test once I got signed up. Instead of deciding where to spend my money, I had my pick of any game in the Porn Games Network library. The thumbnail for Fuckshin stood out, though, with its graffiti-style logo and the hentai babe spreading her legs to show off her dripping pussy. It’s described as an “Erotic game with story revolving around fucking the space between the ankle and knee,” which ain’t a common fetish anywhere, so it seemed perfect for my mood.
The game itself was made in Unity, and only took seconds to load. The manual is a couple clicks away if you need instructions, but this one is simple enough that I just felt it out. My only immediate complaint is that I wasn’t able to go full screen, so I had to play it in a little box within the PornGamesNetwork interface. A hot anime chick appeared before me in what looked like a castle’s throne room, and I was in the king’s chair with a boner. Dragging my mouse around the screen let me look around the room, but I was mainly interested in the girl.
It's a dead simple game, more of a simulator than anything with a goal, but it had some fun options to dress the chick up and watch her get nasty. Despite the description, there was more to do than just fuck her shins, so I had her riding cowgirl in a corset at first. After that, I made her ride a big dragon dildo wearing nothing but a bikini top.
As titillating as it was, I experienced everything Fuckshin had to offer within a few minutes, so I moved on to another sim called Demon Fucker. This one was more of a game, but the monster didn’t try to fight back as I wailed on it with my sword. Halfway through the slaughter, it grabbed the girl in its insect-like talons, but I just kept hacking and slashing. After dispatching the beast, I got the girl, who moaned when I clicked various parts of her body. It was the only audio I heard at all during the game, and I’d wondered up to that point if I’d accidentally muted it somehow.
There’s no manual for Husband For An Hour, so I struggled with the controls a bit, but the 3D chick I undressed was smoking hot. After a fair amount of clicking and spinning helplessly in a circle, I could hear my heart beating harder through my laptop speakers, but I never got to bang the girl. To be honest, some of these games seem like they could use some refinement, but Porn Games Network is still a very new site, so we’ll see what unfolds as they mature.
Sextoy Factory 2 was one of the more developed experiences I tried during my visit, with a nice little animated intro even before I started strolling around the facility and setting things into motion. There’s more to do in the factory than in the other games I tried, so I’m going to wrap up this review and get to work moving units and hooking up with my coworkers.
PornGamesNetwork.com is off to a strong start, with a fat handful of games featuring explicit animations of sexy 3D women. I hope to see the platform continue developing the current lineup of games, offering more options and maybe some better documentation so we don’t overlook any of the features, and I’m eager to see what kind of games they’ll unveil as the catalog grows. Previews are pretty skimpy at this point, but they do give you a small peek at all the available games, so check those out first and go from there.
