Whenever you wanna talk about some of the most iconic cities on this planet then it's safe to say that London is gonna be up there with the top three because this is the British capital that's home to everything a man or woman could ever wish and a place that has chewed up and spat out countless people over the years. Sure, London is not for everybody, but if you can cope with the mid-tier food and shitty weather, then it can be a rewarding place indeed!
Hell, you just need to take a look at some of the things iconic people in history have said about this great city to understand what it has to bring your way. Samuel Johnson once said that, ‘’When a dude is tired of London, he is tired of life; for you’ll find all that life can afford in London!’’ And Benjamin Disraeli delivered the iconic line of the British capital being ‘’A roost for every bird.’’
As a porn lovin’ dude who has been to London many times before, I'm inclined to agree heavily with both of these fellas because London definitely has so many delightful treats to offer someone with a pocket full of cash. It's so damn international you can find every single kind of race, religion, and creed in this bustling metropolis. Oh, and this is why it's absolutely ideal for people who wanna get their dick wet in exchange for some of their hard earned cash!
Yeah, like most capital cities, London is a magnet for sex workers, and it's pretty safe to say that you can find all manner of kinky experiences in the British capital if you have the money to pay for it. Funnily enough, I want to take you into a site that aims to facilitate precisely that today because it's time for me to review Girlslondon.co.uk and see whether it really can deliver you with an unforgettable night in London softly in the arms of a smoking hot slut!
What is Girlslondon.co.uk?
Girlslondon.co.uk is a straight-to-the-point URL that gives away the premise from the very start. Yep, this is a British escort site that aims to pair you with a selection of sex workers in the British capital, whether they're Brits or international. However, it's not just average whore that this site wants to connect you with because it prides itself on being able to deliver you with some of the most ‘’elite-tier’’ sex workers on offer.
What Are the London Escorts Like on Girlslondon.co.uk?
But I've been around the block more than a few times, and this is not the first time I've seen a British escort agency promising you luxury escorts. So, to find out whether Girlslondon.co.uk is able to deliver on its promises, I decided to take a long, hard look at some of the sex workers featured within its portfolio of London escorts to see what kind of quality we're talking about here!
● The Russian Snow White - The name of this redhead Russian girl in her native tongue translates to Snow White, and it's safe to say that I'd happily paint her face with a bunch of salty liquid that's precisely the same colour of snow after I have fucked her brains out all night long in London hotel room. Man, this is the kind of girl who looks like your picture-perfect Russian slut and has a body to die for. But what kind of stuff can she offer in the bedroom? Well, her profile bio only talks about stuff like warmth and elegance, so we don't get much in the way of kinky details here. Still, this girl looks like she has the kind of body that is thicc in all the right places as you want it to be and able to withstand a rigorous night of passion until the birds start tweeting in the morning. One could only imagine what it must feel like to have this bitch whisper dirty talk in your ear in her native Russian tongue as you edge yourself towards the vinegar strokes inside of her pretty ginger haired pussy.
● Bless, the Formidable Brazilian Bitch - Some folk will likely tell you that Germany is the homeland of women proficient in the art of female domination. Still, anybody who has travelled around the world enough, like me, will be able to tell you that Brazil is up there when it comes to being home to some of the most vicious females on Earth, and you only need to take a look at Bless on Girlslondon.co.uk to get an idea of precisely what I mean. This blonde Brazilian girl has a fat set of tits and thick thighs, the latter of which she's not afraid to use to crush your head between ‘em and make you worship her pussy. She specialises in everything from the girlfriend experience to brutal Femdom sessions and the latter is definitely not gonna be for the faint hearted.
● 19 Year old Eva - Look, this next girl might be a French student studying in London and only be 19 years old but don't let that fool you because you just need to take a look at the nymphomaniac rage burning in the eyes of this bitch to understand that she could probably rock your world in the bedroom better than some women twice her age. She appears in her profile gallery wearing a pussy pink skirt and a spunk white crop top that does very little to hide her sweet 19-year-old tits and she looks about as captivating as you can possibly get. She sure as shit isn't cheap but when else you gonna have a 19-year-old pussy as elite as this is bouncing up and down on your cock?
Design of the Site
Girlslondon.co.uk begins its design with a pretty cool-looking logo that spells another URL, complete with a set of black and red initials that really introduce you to the site well. After this, you see a menu with links to filters like age, appearance, nationality, and fetishes offered.
The first half of the homepage on Girlslondon.co.uk contains three sections of different sex workers based on those who have just recently joined the site, those who have been recommended to you based on your past history, and those whom the site has decided to feature on their homepage. As you approach the lower half, you'll find everything from a section of frequently asked questions to a list of contact details to reach out to the agency.
What I Like Most About it
While it doesn't immediately look like it on the homepage, Girlslondon.co.uk does have a pretty impressive selection of sex workers on offer, and you'll find that they vary dramatically in terms of looks, ages, nationalities, and services offered. Whether you're looking for classic British bitches or international sluts ranging from a string of countries from France to Brazil, you'll likely find it within Girlslondon.co.uk.
Girlslondon.co.uk is also pretty easy to navigate for the most part because you can take advantage of a set of handy filters in the main menu on the side to narrow down the girls according to everything from age and appearance, or nationality and the various kinds of fetishes and kinks they cater for in their sex services.
And even though it's simple as fuck, I do like the logo that Girlslondon.co.uk has added to the site. The admin of this site has overlooked the importance of an eye-catching logo to introduce people to the site from the very start, and it really delivers a sleek and high-class vibe from the get-go.
What I Don’t Like
Now, you all know I have an eagle eye for spotting things that just aren't right on any adult site, and, sadly, Girlslondon.co.uk threw up something that didn't make me feel comfortable. Within the escort portfolio was a profile of a 26-year-old ebony sex worker called Cassidy. The problem? Well, her entire gallery consisted of AI generated images that were pretty damn obviously not real. Consider considering this ‘’chick’’ charges £500 for one hour, this is a fucking joke.
Suggestions I Have for Girlslondon.co.uk
While there looks to be a lot of genuine-looking sex workers in the portfolio on Girlslondon.co.uk, the presence of one whose image gallery is made up entirely of AI-generated images is not cool and really doesn't paint a good picture of the site overall. So I would suggest the admin of the site get rid of that as soon as possible as well as any others who are rocking AI-generated bullshit in their profile.
Conclusion
Girlslondon.co.uk is a reasonably decent site when it comes to delivering you with a selection of luxury-looking escorts on offer across London, but you should know that they're not cheap, and the fact that some of them are using AI-generated imagery in their profile gallery is really off-putting.
