In this world, there are great porntubes and then there are the not-so-great ones, such as ones with horrendous designs that offer a lackluster user experience, which does more to confuse you instead of helping you find what you’re looking for. That said, few things in this world are worse than a badly-organized porntube that looks like it was designed in 2004, but those things are very few indeed, like for example young loud and drunk British tourists, people who drink matcha tea, people who are into crossfit, labubus and last but not least, the band Sleep Token and their fans. But still, despite all the atrocities that exist in today’s modern world, a badly designed porntube, especially one that’s got so much good content on it, is something that’s heartbreaking for me to witness.
I’ve seen them all folks, and nothing irks me more than when I come across a badly organized porntube that’s otherwise got good content. Hell, some porntubes even feel like you’d get a bunch of Russian or Chinese spies breaking into your windows if you click anything on them. Not that I’d be scared of such a thing, oh no, such a scenario isn’t nearly as scary as being on a porntube that you know has quality HD content somewhere in its database, yet not being able to find that content due to poor content optimization and organization, and NoodleMagazine here is, well, let’s just say they’re not the best when it comes to overall content optimization.
Don’t get me wrong, this is a great site with plenty of quality HD content on it that’s hard to find elsewhere, but the paradox is that this quality HD content I’m referring to is nearly impossible to find here, as this site has no categories whatsoever. Yep, all you get here is a bunch of tags related to your search query, and the classic dropdown filters, which can sort through videos based on their length, quality, and relevance (popularity). So,o how does one exactly even get to the “cosplay section” here on NoodleMagazine? Well, all you gotta do is type “cosplay” in the search bar, hit enter, and voila, you get a bunch of cosplay videos - but are they good, or are they garbage? Keep reading to find out.
There’s A Bit Of Everything Among NoodleMagazine’s Cosplay Videos, Even Stuff That Shouldn’t Be There
So, as I was foreshadowing just now, NoodleMagazine’s cosplay videos are, to sugarcoat it, a sexy mess with a colorful outfit on. Sometimes that outfit is a colorful, kaleidoscopic Indian saree, sometimes it’s a basic school girl outfit, and sometimes there’s no outfit at all. The point I’m trying to make metaphrircally speaking is that while there are some true cosplay videos here, there are also lots of other non-cosplay-related entries here, like for example a ton of Indian porn, random JAV porn that features actresses wearing normal outfits (they of course take them off, but they can never take off their pixelated censures), and random vanilla clips that feature pornstars wearing schoolgirl, outfit and/or nurse outfits, because for some reason that’s considered as cosplay on this and many other porntubes, even though it cearly isn’t. So, when all’s said and done, only about a third of all the videos here on NoodleMagazine’s cosplay “section” are actual cosplay vids.
Purple Bitch Takes The Cake For Most Featured XXX Cosplayer Here
NoodleMagazine is a russian website, so it’s no wonder why they favoritize well-known XXX content creator Purple Bitch so much.
She’s practically in half of all the cosplay videos here, always dressed up in some killer Anime-inspired outfit, which unsurprisingly almost always turns out to be borrowed from some Naruto character.
Whether it’s Purple Bitch by herself, her doing a boy/girl scene with the hung cameraman, or her alongside a friend or two of her’s all helping each other reach climax in an orgy-themed scene, she’s literally almost everywhere among NoodleMagazine’s cosplay videos. There are of course other popular XXX cosplayers here, like for example Sia Siberia, Leah Meow, Zirael Rem and Hidori Rose, who are also in their own right top-tier XXX cosplayers that even tons of non-cosplay porn fans know of, but for the most part, I’d say NoodleMagazine’s cosplay videos are very much a Purple Bitch and the rest of the gals kinda affair.
NoodleMagazine Has A Very Sticky Video Algorithm
This site’s video algorithm - or more precisely, its video recommendations- are very sticky. Let me elaborate; you click on a threesome clip of Purple Bitch and Leah Meow here and expect to find more threesome-themed clips in the recommended videos that are featured under the video you just opened, or at the very least some other cosplay themed stuff that features other XXX cosplayers. But to your surprise (or chagrin), there don’t seem to be any, and instead all you see is other Purple Bitch and Leah Meow videos.
The video recommendations on this site are very focused on pornstar or XXX performer names as buzzwords, so if you open a video of one certain XXX performer or pornstar, you’re getting their greatest hits delivered right to you in the batch of recommended videos that shows up after opening their video. So, there’s no point in clicking on any of the cosplay clips here in hopes of seeing more cosplay clips afterwards - it will just lead you more astray from cosplay clips themselves and into some other quasi-video algorithm that’s mostly based on performer names.
The Best Cosplay Videos On This Site Are Few And Far In Between - And You Have To Work For Them
Yes, this is the sad truth about NoodleMagazine. As much as I love this site and the tons of quality HD video samples that it’s managed to hoard, the truth is that you won’t always be able to find everything you may be looking for. Take the cosplay clips, for example; there are tons of them on this site, yet you’ll only see a fraction of them when you search for the “cosplay “ query. This is simply due to poor categorization, or complete lack thereof, so, like the title of this paragraph says, if you’d like to find good cosplay clips on this site you will have to work for them and do a little more clicking than what you might’ve initially planned to be in store for.
NoodleMagazine Is 100% Smartphone Enabled
Yes, despite this looking like a barebones website, it is actually fully optimized for smartphone use. You know what that means, right? It means you can lie down on a bed or a couch and enjoy all this site’s content from your screen-rotation-enabled smartphone like a king, without having to sit on a chair to access a desktop PC or a laptop, which is something only peasants do. So, if you wanna check out this site’s cosplay content, or if you just wanna check this website out in general, you can do so easily and without any fuss from your smartphone - just be warned, this site’s got a fair amount of popups.
