Nippon Hairy! There’s just something about me and fetish sites. I chew these dirty fuckers up and spit out the reviews without blinking. They’re easy as fuck to roast. You can always talk shit about the way someone moans like a dying goat or gets their hole wrecked, and when you’re a bastard like me who’s got zero fucks left in the tank, it’s fucking poetry in motion.
Today’s filth is about Japanese hairy porn. Yeah, the real fuzzy cunt kind. Honestly, every Japanese bitch I’ve seen got a jungle between her legs, fetish or not, but let’s not set the whole fuckshow on fire too early. I’ve got time to turn this bitch into something that’ll have you coughing up your own crusty pubes. For fuck’s sake, I told you to wash your hands after jerking that sad little dick!
It's a paysite alright
I fucking love it when paysites look like paysites, if you know what I mean. I love expensive designs and, fuck me sideways, I nut a little when a logo actually looks tight.
Nipponhairy.com has their name right there in the logo, but instead of the “O” in Nippon, there’s some weird recycle symbol shit. Maybe they’re telling you to cum, clean up, and go again. Hell if I know, but nipponhairy.com has an ace up its sleeve. It shows a thumbnail of a chick getting face-slapped by two cocks straight on the homepage, so yeah, I'm fuckings staying.
I get this introductory trailer right away, or however the fuck you want to call it. You load the website and right away, nipponhairy.com shows you a close-up of a hairy cunt getting fingered. Soon enough, that Japanese babe gets fucked hard, so yeah, nipponhairy.com is trying to tell you that it's hardcore and fetish.
Just so you know, that cunt is barely hairy. Just a few cute strands hanging on like your receding hairline in your mid-thirties. It's not exactly the feral, matted, untamed fuck forest you'd expect from a fetish site.
Japanese content is always fetish
I'm gonna complain about nipponhairy.com later. Right now, I'm focused on this Dirty Waitress porno here. I can see that the bitch has a hairy cunt, as well as that waiter outfit. Two filthy fetishes shoved together.
She has that signature Japanese face while cumming, but I wonder what the plate is all about. The dude fingering her hairy slit is holding a fucking plate over her clit like he’s trying to drizzle some goddamn soy sauce out of her pussy for the next customer. No lie, that’s exactly how you end up with cunt hair in your noodles.
As always, Japanese people shoot gangbangs and bondage sex. You and I both know Japanese porn is always some kinky fetish crap, even when it's pretending to be normal. It's like how buying a fuckdoll in the USA is just another Tuesday, but flashing your tits in Korea turns you into a goddamn criminal. Double standards, and I fucking love that shit.
What gets my dick hard is how Japanese porn studios don’t give a single fuck about what anyone thinks. They hogtie those moaning cunts like livestock and throw a whole army of tiny dicks at them like it’s a goddamn ritual. It's usually micro dicks, but let's not shame my fans here. Nipponhairy.com jumps right on that filthy gangbang train. Fucking fantastic, motherfucker!
The site belongs to the Staxxx porn network
Yeah, it's bitching time! Nipponhairy.com is part of some porn network called Staxxx, and when that kinda shit happens, these sites start jerking themselves off to their own goddamn name and forget the basics. Staxxx won a bunch of fancy porn awards, so now they think they’re hot shit and don’t gotta bother with actual trailers, proper tag lists, or any of the helpful crap people wanna see before they drop their fucking cash.
Now, I don’t give a flying fuck because I know my way around a cunt-filled site blindfolded, but let’s be real. If nipponhairy.com wants to lure in some clueless dickbeaters who ain’t seen enough pussy to know better, they need to offer some goddamn previews and show off what kind of filthy shit’s inside. Maybe they don’t give a fuck. Maybe Staxxx is already rolling in cash and dick-sweat. I’m just saying that nipponhairy.com ain’t exactly the most open paysite out there.
All this means I can't tell you how many videos you'll find inside nipponhairy.com. It's not that important really, because Staxxx has over 35 sites under its hood. It's a fucking mayhem of porn, and since nipponhairy.com offers a trial, you ain’t exactly risking your left nut signing up. I just say that the site lacks the initial wow factor that would tell people right away that Staxxx is behind all of this. Staxxx has bagged a couple AVN awards, actual trophies for fucking. That badass shit should be front and center on the homepage!
Full HD videos featuring all sorts of hardcore actions
Plenty of reasons for me to like nipponhairy.com. The videos are HD, but there's something raw to them. Like you are watching the world's most crisp amateur porn. It has a lot to do with the fact that Japanese hoes doing porn for nipponhairy.com ain't exactly pornstars. I mean, I suck at names and all Japanese chicks look the same to me, more or less. In any case, the whole deal with the hairy cunts makes me feel like I'm watching a regular chick getting dicked down, and that just amps up the excitement.
Staxxx calls itself Staxxx ‘cause it’s stacked with porn. That sounds about right. With over 35 sites, they’re drowning in cock and cunt. Can’t give you the exact number, but trust me, it’s enough to keep your dick busy for a goddamn decade. Also, Staxxx’s got a shitload of Asian kink and fetish sites, plus knocked-up sluts, interracial fuckfests, mature cougars, and every filthy corner of porn you wanna stick your cock in.
About the goddamn prices
I’ve already mentioned the goddamn trial option. Just so you know, that shit probably gives you jack shit beyond nipponhairy.com itself. You ain’t likely unlocking the whole fucked-up Staxxx network with this bullshit. The whole damn point of this trial is to help you figure out if hairy Japanese cunts make your dick hard as hell. The price is one lousy fucking dollar, and that shit unlocks the site for two whole days.
The price of the monthly plan is $29.97. Pretty standard for a paysite. Even the ones that don't belong to a big network give the same price, more or less, so yeah, it's a bargain. Finally, you could go with the annual membership that's priced at $65. You get HD videos and picture sets, as well as daily updates. Of course, not all websites get updated every day, but it's all growing nice and steady.
The videos are full 1080p flicks, and they work on every goddamn device you can shove a cock into. You already know how that shit rolls. Nipponhairy.com promises safe and discreet billing, and customer support that doesn’t suck balls, just like any half-decent paysite. If you're still on the fence, maybe I should remind your sorry ass that Staxxx snagged an AVN award for the most outrageous porn scene. Yeah, that’s another damn reason to toss your cash at this kinky shitshow.
Closing the case
Nipponhairy.com ain’t perfect. Sometimes it’s like trying to find a decent cock in a gangbang full of midgets. The site’s kinda stingy with previews and trailers, which sucks if you’re a clueless dickhead trying to figure out if hairy Japanese cunts get your motor running. Yeah, the network behind it likes to jerk off over their fancy awards instead of giving you all the porn goodies upfront. Plus, not every update hits daily like your morning nut.
I have to say, though, if you’re into fuzzy Japanese cunts that look like someone’s been raising a goddamn jungle down there, this shit is pure gold. The videos are crisp as hell, full 1080p so you see every inch of those hairy holes getting wrecked hard. The hardcore fetish vibes are strong, and Staxxx knows how to throw down some twisted gangbangs and bondage.
The price is solid too. $30 a month or $65 a year for daily updates and fetish porn is great. You get safe billing and shit, as well as fetish content featuring teens, MILFs, Asian sluts, and who knows what else. Plus, the trial’s cheap as hell, and great if you are still on the fence.
If you’ve got a fetish for those wild, untamed Japanese cunts that look like a goddamn rainforest, nipponhairy.com is your next stop. Adios!
