Let me tell you what I think about hairy-arms.com. I'm not here to judge. Nah, bitch! I've reviewed porn websites than you've had morning woods, so yeah, I pretty much seen it all.
If some motherfucker gets their cock hard over hairy-armed chicks, I ain’t gonna kink shame. Stroke your dick to whatever the fuck makes it twitch! Personally, I’m into wild, shaggy cunts with so much hair it looks like someone dropped their pubes in a blender and came in it. If your thing is arm jungles, then saddle the fuck up. Let's see what hairy-arms.com has in store.
100% exclusive photos and videos
I don’t usually start by talking about exclusive shit, but fuck the script. I do what I want.
First thing that smacks you in the face when you load up hairy-arms.com is a big sign yelling “100% exclusive photos and videos”. I've seen it before. That's the sites' way of telling you they will slap you with a paywall, so yeah, that's something you should expect when it comes to exclusive fetish porn.
The design looks, I don't know, ok, I guess. It's far from the world's most modern site, but it's not a complete shitshow either. It gets the job done. This slut with hairy arms who poses for the homepage has really done a good job. She captures the essence of hairy-arms.com, and she's hot as fuck on top of that.
Another picture right here on the homepage shows a dude with a censored face who plays with the babe's arm hair. He stretches them and admires their length like it's gold strings or something. She has that amazed look on her face. I’d bet my left nut that the motherfucker is bald, just fantasizing about stealing her arm hair, gluing it to his cue-ball dome and pretending he’s got a full head again. That’s why they blurred his mug. Dude’s hair envy is next-level. Moving on.
My arm hair is a full 2 inches long
I’m still talking about the goddamn homepage here. That’s where I spot this filthy little note from the bitch running the joint. She proudly explains her arm hair is 2 goddamn inches long. Two full fucking inches of fuzzy strands!
I know exactly what you’re gonna do next. You’ll grab that crusty measuring tape you use once every six months, slide your eyes to the 2-inch mark, squint real fucking hard, tilt your head a little, and then, yep, you're gonna measure your sorry excuse for a cock again, hoping maybe, just maybe, that soft little prick sprouted an extra half inch since your last sad session in front of the mirror.
That’s when it hits you like a load to the eye! This slut’s fucking arm hair are the same length as your pathetic dick. You’ll sit there, cock in hand, tears welling up like some goddamn beta bitch, realizing she’s outgrowing you in ways you never even imagined. Tough shit, motherfucker. You don't step into the BongVi’s arena with a fragile ego. Grow the fuck up!
All joking aside, the name of the chick running hairy-arms.com is Lori Anderson. She runs this sexy site and the whole concept is her having her camera guy with her all the time. People approach her on the streets, mostly dudes and admire her hairy arms. Sometimes they lick them, sometimes not, but it's all pretty damn raw, amateur and odd, just the way fetish sites should be. Fetish sites ain’t supposed to be perfect. Let's move on.
Lori does live shows
Not gonna sit here and bullshit you that hairy-arms.com is a standard paysite and I mean that in a good and a bad way at the same time.
You see, I can't access this collection of flicks in a way that I see the moving thumbnails, video trailers and previews, tags and shit like that. I can't tell you anything about the size of the site, and I don't know a lot about the updates. On top of that, all videos and pictures here on hairy-arms.com feature Lori. One chick only. Some of you cock-suckers are gonna whine about that lack of variety, and honestly, I get it. You got a point. Not shoving bullshit up your ass here.
On the other hand, Lori Anderson is this cute and submissive slut who obviously does fetish porn because she likes it. You can't fake that. She shoots her videos and shit, but she also meets her fans during porn expos and shit. You can't expect that from models on the majority of standard paysites.
Lori takes pics with her fans, and her ultimate goal is to fulfill your dreams. That's why she does live shows. You know how it goes. She goes live and the members of hairy-arms.com join her. She chats with them, grants their wishes, shares her thoughts and body parts with you, and if you are lucky, you can get her private phone number. She actually says that on the homepage of hairy-arms.com and I think it's the first time I see something like that on a porn site. Mad respect!
Let's talk prices next
Damn, plenty of options when it comes to VIP plans here. Another thing I respect. The best news is that hairy-arms.com actually offers a trial version. That's fucking insane because the site itself doesn't show any previews. No other way to see if Lori's hairy arms give you a boner. The price of the trial is $1.98 and it unlocks the site for two days. Honestly, that’s one of the smarter moves I’ve seen on a fetish site.
The price of the monthly membership is $29.95. The non-recurring monthly plan is priced at $39.95. The price of the 90-day membership is $59.95. Finally, you fucks can subscribe for a full year. In that case, you should pay $119.40 (only $9.95/month). If you ask me, the prices are pretty standard for a fetish paysite. Not cheap, but not expensive either. As always, the most affordable option in the long run is the annual VIP plan.
The shit you get for your money
You fucking know hairy-arms.com ain't exactly the poster child for transparency. That shit pisses me off sometimes, and it happens again the second I see the note about “21 bonus sites included.” Like, hell yeah, that’s awesome news for all you cum-hungry pervs jerking your cocks to this review, but why the fuck won’t they tell us what those goddamn sites are? Maybe I’m nitpicking, maybe not. Fuck that! I don’t think I am. That’s just stupid shit, plain and simple.
Once you join hairy-arms.com, you get to download all the updates. That means you'll get to keep Lori's flicks forever and you know that shit is lit for numerous reasons. Also, I want you to know that Lori does porn, proper porn. I saw her jerking some lucky motherfucker off, and that cock explodes all over her arms like a fucking cum volcano. Yeah, this bitch is the real fucking deal, a proper hairy-armed cunt who knows exactly what freaks like you want.
I fucking approve
Look, I ain’t gonna sugarcoat a goddamn thing. Hairy-arms.com is messy in spots. It’s got some bullshit that’ll make you roll your eyes so hard you’ll see your own skull. The site’s not transparent worth a fuck, doesn’t show you previews, moving thumbs, trailers, tags, or even what the hell those “21 bonus sites” are. It’s like buying porn with a blindfold on and your dick already in your hand.
But, Lori Anderson is the freaky hairy-armed cunt of your fetish dreams. This bitch owns her thing. She’s not faking it. She lives it. This submissive slut is getting her arms licked, jizzed on, adored in public expos, and chatting with fans during live shows like she’s your hairy-armed fantasy girlfriend who actually gives a shit about your kinks. Yes, you can download everything. It’s yours to jerk to forever.
On top of that, this kind of content ain’t easy to find. I sure know I haven't reviewed a lot of such sites. The internet’s flooded with shaved pussies and fake moans, but this shit hits a different nerve. It’s weird, specific, intimate, and dirty in all the right fucking ways. That’s why the wankers love it. It's fucking odd, but lit at the same time.
Despite the clunky layout, the missing info, and the annoying “figure it out yourself” vibe, hairy-arms.com is totally worth it. It’s not polished, but it’s goddamn genuine, and in the fucked-up world of fetish porn, that shit matters. Give it a whirl and enjoy!
